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title: "179 Ovens Quotes by 159 authors"
description: "Browse 179 Ovens quotes by 159 authors. Discover the best Ovens sayings and thoughts."
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> [I'd take a helicopter up and throw microwave ovens down on the Taco Bell.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-coupland/i-d-take-a-helicopter-up-and-throw-microwave-ovens-down-on-the-taco/)

[Douglas Coupland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-coupland/)

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> [For years, I stored my sweaters in the oven.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lesley-visser/for-years-i-stored-my-sweaters-in-the-oven/)

[Lesley Visser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lesley-visser/)

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> [You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wesley-snipes/you-can-put-a-cat-in-an-oven-but-that-don-t-make-it-a-biscuit/)

[Wesley Snipes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wesley-snipes/)

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> [Women are like ovens. We need 5 to 15 minutes to heat up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sandra-bullock/women-are-like-ovens-we-need-5-to-15-minutes-to-heat-up/)

[Sandra Bullock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sandra-bullock/)

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> [Should I warm the oven and bake you a batch of hero cookies? - Zephyra](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/should-i-warm-the-oven-and-bake-you-a-batch-of-hero-cookies-zephyra/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

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> [I'm a New Yorker; my oven is used for storage.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cheyenne-jackson/i-m-a-new-yorker-my-oven-is-used-for-storage/)

[Cheyenne Jackson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cheyenne-jackson/)

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> [We are a nation that shouts at a microwave oven to hurry up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-ryan/we-are-a-nation-that-shouts-at-a-microwave-oven-to-hurry-up/)

[Joan Ryan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-ryan/)

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> [They say you're not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven. They're right.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-wright/they-say-you-re-not-supposed-to-put-metal-in-a-microwave-oven-they-re/)

[Steven Wright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-wright/)

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> [On Thanksgiving, you realize you're living in a modern world. Millions of turkeys baste themselves in millions of ovens that clean themselves.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/on-thanksgiving-you-realize-you-re-living-in-a-modern-world-millions/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [Pre-heat the oven? Really? If I was the sort of person who planned ahead, I wouldn't be eating this Totino's Party Pizza…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-peterson/pre-heat-the-oven-really-if-i-was-the-sort-of-person-who-planned/)

Adam Peterson

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> [Cocks are a lot like ovens. You would rather a woman was operating it but sometimes you have to use it yourself.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/cocks-are-a-lot-like-ovens-you-would-rather-a-woman-was-operating-it/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [I can do basics, but I'm not a proper cook. I can do a roast. I can stick a chicken in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lesley-nicol/i-can-do-basics-but-i-m-not-a-proper-cook-i-can-do-a-roast-i-can/)

[Lesley Nicol](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lesley-nicol/)

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> [If the mother had not beene in the oven, shee had never sought her daughter there.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-herbert/if-the-mother-had-not-beene-in-the-oven-shee-had-never-sought-her/)

[George Herbert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-herbert/)

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> [We've got a wood-burning pizza oven in the garden - a luxury, I know, but it's one of the best investments I've…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gwyneth-paltrow/we-ve-got-a-wood-burning-pizza-oven-in-the-garden-a-luxury-i-know-but/)

[Gwyneth Paltrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gwyneth-paltrow/)

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> [I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there was a cake in it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lesley-boone/i-tried-to-commit-suicide-by-sticking-my-head-in-the-oven-but-there/)

Lesley Boone

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> [What is the difference between burning and gassing people in ovens and doing it to a whole nation out in the open?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/norodom-sihanouk/what-is-the-difference-between-burning-and-gassing-people-in-ovens/)

[Norodom Sihanouk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/norodom-sihanouk/)

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> [I am no theologian. I would not be surprised, however, if Heaven proved to be a cozy kitchen, where delicious treats appeared…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dean-koontz/i-am-no-theologian-i-would-not-be-surprised-however-if-heaven-proved/)

[Dean Koontz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dean-koontz/)

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> [A cherry pie is . . . ephemeral. From the moment it emerges from the oven it begins a steep decline: from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-harkaway/a-cherry-pie-is-ephemeral-from-the-moment-it-emerges-from-the-oven-it/)

[Nick Harkaway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-harkaway/)

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> [The natural term of an apple-pie is but twelve hours. It reaches its highest state about one hour after it comes from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henry-ward-beecher/the-natural-term-of-an-apple-pie-is-but-twelve-hours-it-reaches-its/)

[Henry Ward Beecher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henry-ward-beecher/)

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> [Ask a footballer what they can cook and they always say spaghetti. It is what you reach for when there is nothing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/giles-coren/ask-a-footballer-what-they-can-cook-and-they-always-say-spaghetti-it/)

[Giles Coren](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/giles-coren/)

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> [I always buy the smaller turkeys. On the pre-baste put pats of butter on the meat under the skin, put the skin…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sandra-lee/i-always-buy-the-smaller-turkeys-on-the-pre-baste-put-pats-of-butter/)

[Sandra Lee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sandra-lee/)

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> [I have avoided becoming stale by putting a little water on the plate, lying on the plate, and having myself refreshed in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dean-koontz/i-have-avoided-becoming-stale-by-putting-a-little-water-on-the-plate/)

[Dean Koontz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dean-koontz/)

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> [Note, however, that you cannot simply add temperatures the way you can add volumes or weights. Two people in bed, each with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-degrasse-tyson/note-however-that-you-cannot-simply-add-temperatures-the-way-you-can/)

[Neil deGrasse Tyson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-degrasse-tyson/)

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> [I get really cool gifts, and I know this sounds really lame, but I think one of the best gifts I've ever…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ashley-benson/i-get-really-cool-gifts-and-i-know-this-sounds-really-lame-but-i/)

[Ashley Benson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ashley-benson/)

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> [Ooo, let’s see, I need to get my spicy barbecue sauce. Definitely some oven mitts, ‘cause he’s gonna be hot from being…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/ooo-let-s-see-i-need-to-get-my-spicy-barbecue-sauce-definitely-some/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

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> [Genocide is like a dessert. It is made of the flesh and bones of woman and children, it is sweetened with the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-brooks/genocide-is-like-a-dessert-it-is-made-of-the-flesh-and-bones-of-woman/)

[Terry Brooks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-brooks/)

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> [But housekeeping is fun. It is one job where you enjoy the results right along as you work. You may work all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gladys-taber/but-housekeeping-is-fun-it-is-one-job-where-you-enjoy-the-results/)

[Gladys Taber](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gladys-taber/)

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> [We hear the same refrain all the time from people: I have no life. I get up in the morning, daycare, eldercare,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gerald-celente/we-hear-the-same-refrain-all-the-time-from-people-i-have-no-life-i/)

[Gerald Celente](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gerald-celente/)

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> [Every November, during the certain holiday people love so much, people take a dead turkey, open up the dead turkey’s ass, or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-yourofsky/every-november-during-the-certain-holiday-people-love-so-much-people/)

[Gary Yourofsky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-yourofsky/)

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> [By the same token, frozen dinners, a microwave oven, a dishwasher, and an illegal immigrant hired to clean the house and take…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-wuthnow/by-the-same-token-frozen-dinners-a-microwave-oven-a-dishwasher-and-an/)

[Robert Wuthnow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-wuthnow/)

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> [All elongated objects, such as sticks, tree-trunks and umbrellas(the opening of these last being comparable to an erection) may stand for the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sigmund-freud/all-elongated-objects-such-as-sticks-tree-trunks-and-umbrellas-the/)

[Sigmund Freud](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sigmund-freud/)

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> [The disgraced Usurer Yankel D took the baby girl home that evening... He made a bed of crumpled newspaper in a deep…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-safran-foer/the-disgraced-usurer-yankel-d-took-the-baby-girl-home-that-evening-he/)

[Jonathan Safran Foer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-safran-foer/)

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> [Just because a chicken was born in the oven doesn't make it a biscuit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jesse-jackson/just-because-a-chicken-was-born-in-the-oven-doesn-t-make-it-a-biscuit/)

[Jesse Jackson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jesse-jackson/)

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> [Picture your grandmother in Hell, baking pies... without an oven.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/picture-your-grandmother-in-hell-baking-pies-without-an-oven/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/decaf-is-like-masturbating-with-an-oven-mitt/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

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> [The kitchen oven is reliable, but it's made us lazy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jamie-oliver/the-kitchen-oven-is-reliable-but-it-s-made-us-lazy/)

[Jamie Oliver](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jamie-oliver/)

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> [I'm more like an oven than a microwave,](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erykah-badu/i-m-more-like-an-oven-than-a-microwave/)

[Erykah Badu](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erykah-badu/)

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> [There is no such thing as a self-cleaning oven.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wes-smith/there-is-no-such-thing-as-a-self-cleaning-oven/)

[Wes Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wes-smith/)

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> [If you throw a lamb chop in the oven, what's to keep it from getting done?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-crawford/if-you-throw-a-lamb-chop-in-the-oven-what-s-to-keep-it-from-getting/)

[Joan Crawford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-crawford/)

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> [You are free, but you have to choose. An open oven bakes no bread](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paulo-coelho/you-are-free-but-you-have-to-choose-an-open-oven-bakes-no-bread/)

[Paulo Coelho](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paulo-coelho/)

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                        "text": "Ooo, let’s see, I need to get my spicy barbecue sauce. Definitely some oven mitts, ‘cause he’s gonna be hot from being flame-broiled. I need to get a couple of them apple trees to make wood chips so the meat be nice and appley tasting. Give it that extra yumminess, ‘cause I don’t like that Daimon flavor. Ack! (Simi)",
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                        "text": "Genocide is like a dessert. It is made of the flesh and bones of woman and children, it is sweetened with the blood of the innocent, and it is baked in the ovens of Auschwitz. There were truths to be learnt and there was wisdom to be gained... but there was a price to to be paid as well. You could not brush up against the future and escape unscathed. You could not see into the forbidden and avoid damage to your sight.",
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                        "text": "But housekeeping is fun. It is one job where you enjoy the results right along as you work. You may work all day washing and ironing, but at night you have the delicious feeling of sunny clean sheets and airy pillows to lie on. If you clean, you sit down at nightfall with the house shining and faintly smelling of wax, all yours to enjoy right then and there. And if you cook—that creation you lift from the oven goes right to the table.",
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                        "text": "We hear the same refrain all the time from people: I have no life. I get up in the morning, daycare, eldercare, a 40 minute commute to work. I have to work late. I get home at night, there's laundry, bills to pay, jam something into the microwave oven. I'm exhausted, I go to sleep, I wake up and the routine begins all over again. This is what life has become in America.",
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                        "text": "Every November, during the certain holiday people love so much, people take a dead turkey, open up the dead turkey’s ass, or carve out a really big hole in their ass, take some stuffing and shove it inside their dead empty ass, and use the little dead ass as an oven to bake some bread. Somebody else’s dead empty bacteria-laden ass to make bread? Ass bread?! And people think vegans are weird? Because we eat tofu? And rice, and beans, and lentils?",
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                        "text": "By the same token, frozen dinners, a microwave oven, a dishwasher, and an illegal immigrant hired to clean the house and take one's cat to the vet would have seemed like the epitome of materialism in another time, but now provide the only means available for two-career couples to work hard enough at their jobs to earn the salaries they need to pay for those labor-saving amenities.",
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                        "text": "All elongated objects, such as sticks, tree-trunks and umbrellas(the opening of these last being comparable to an erection) may stand for the male organ...Boxes, cases, chests, cupboards, and ovens represent the uterus...Rooms in dreams are usually women...Many landscapes in dreams, especially any containing breidges or wooded hills, may clearly be recognized as descriptions of the genitals.",
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                        "text": "The disgraced Usurer Yankel D took the baby girl home that evening... He made a bed of crumpled newspaper in a deep baking pan and gently tucked it in the oven, so that she wouldn't be disturbed by the noise of the small falls outside... When he pulled her out to feed her or just hold her, her body was tattooed with the newsprint... Sometimes he would rock her to sleep in his arms, and read her left to right, and know everything he needed to know about the world. If it wasn't written on her, it wasn't important to him.",
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                        "text": "Just because a chicken was born in the oven doesn't make it a biscuit.",
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