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title: "10 Outhouse Quotes by 10 authors"
description: "Browse 10 Outhouse quotes by 10 authors. Discover the best Outhouse sayings and thoughts."
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> [I literally went from the outhouse to the White House.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wynonna-judd/i-literally-went-from-the-outhouse-to-the-white-house/)

[Wynonna Judd](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wynonna-judd/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/992/wynonna-judd-14499_house_i-literally-went-from-the-outhouse-to-th_2757294.png)

> [Colder than an Eskimo's outhouse.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/colder-than-an-eskimo-s-outhouse/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/154/anonymous-1_colder-than-sayings_colder-than-an-eskimo-s-outhouse-422645_422645.jpg)

> [It's a short trip from the penthouse to the outhouse.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-dietzel/it-s-a-short-trip-from-the-penthouse-to-the-outhouse/)

[Paul Dietzel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-dietzel/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5df/paul-dietzel-63024_penthouses_it-s-a-short-trip-from-the-penthouse-to_319839.jpg)

> [“You doan go diggin' for gold in an outhouse.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sandra-hill/you-doan-go-diggin-for-gold-in-an-outhouse/)

[Sandra Hill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sandra-hill/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a97/sandra-hill-40363_dating_you-doan-go-diggin-for-gold-in-an-outhou_2477286.jpg)

> [“It felt like we were taking the maintenance entrance down to the devil's outhouse.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bobby-adair/it-felt-like-we-were-taking-the-maintenance-entrance-down-to-the/)

[Bobby Adair](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bobby-adair/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f24/bobby-adair-3804_quote_it-felt-like-we-were-taking-the-maintena_2066700.jpg)

> [We're not quite mainstage material. We're more like outhouse material!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-dost/we-re-not-quite-mainstage-material-we-re-more-like-outhouse-material/)

[Andrew Dost](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-dost/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0f9/andrew-dost-35321_like_we-re-not-quite-mainstage-material-we-re_224565.jpg)

> [“when they used the outhouse, they pulled worms out of their butts.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jesmyn-ward/when-they-used-the-outhouse-they-pulled-worms-out-of-their-butts/)

[Jesmyn Ward](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jesmyn-ward/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1ec/jesmyn-ward-1426_outhouse_when-they-used-the-outhouse-they-pulled_444047.png)

> [You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/you-might-be-a-redneck-if-you-wish-your-outhouse-was-as-nice-as-those/)

[Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f0c/jeff-foxworthy-939_ifs_you-might-be-a-redneck-if-you-wish-your_1358206.jpg)

> [Two people could build an outhouse in four hours. They're not complicated.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-maxwell/two-people-could-build-an-outhouse-in-four-hours-they-re-not/)

[Robert Maxwell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-maxwell/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7d3/robert-maxwell-48196_complicated_two-people-could-build-an-outhouse-in-fo_10117.jpg)

> [I want out of each and every one of you is a hard target search, of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tommy-lee-jones/i-want-out-of-each-and-every-one-of-you-is-a-hard-target-search-of/)

[Tommy Lee Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tommy-lee-jones/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6e0/tommy-lee-jones-9811_gas_i-want-out-of-each-and-every-one-of-you_2357653.jpg)

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