--- title: "10 Out Quotes By Dan Jenkins" description: "10 Out quotes by Dan Jenkins. Plus more from Dan Jenkins and more Out sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/70e/dan-jenkins-3942_about_the-reason-i-wrote-about-women-s-golf-is_1746292.png" --- > [The reason I wrote about women's golf is because I've helped out some with the Kathy Whitworth Cup, a tournament they have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/the-reason-i-wrote-about-women-s-golf-is-because-i-ve-helped-out-some/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/70e/dan-jenkins-3942_about_the-reason-i-wrote-about-women-s-golf-is_1746292.png) > [Something mystical happens to every writer who goes to the Masters for the first time, some sort of emotional experience that results…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/something-mystical-happens-to-every-writer-who-goes-to-the-masters/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/56d/dan-jenkins-3942_emotional_something-mystical-happens-to-every-writ_2880247.png) > [At times, my very own media makes me cringe, and occasionally out loud. By the way, nothing clears the head like an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/at-times-my-very-own-media-makes-me-cringe-and-occasionally-out-loud/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f71/dan-jenkins-3942_clears_at-times-my-very-own-media-makes-me-crin_1108679.png) > [First, I thought Twitter was some kind of hybrid car being developed by Government Motors. Then I thought it was a new…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/first-i-thought-twitter-was-some-kind-of-hybrid-car-being-developed/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bcd/dan-jenkins-3942_being_first-i-thought-twitter-was-some-kind-of_1440346.png) > [If you're a friend or a relative of George Herbert Walker Bush, Prez 41, or George W. Bush, Prez 43, or any…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/if-you-re-a-friend-or-a-relative-of-george-herbert-walker-bush-prez/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/33b/dan-jenkins-3942_any_if-you-re-a-friend-or-a-relative-of-geor_311661.jpg) > [The greatly anticipated 2009 Masters was like going to a Broadway hit and finding out that the star, Sir Tiger Woods, was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/the-greatly-anticipated-2009-masters-was-like-going-to-a-broadway-hit/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/761/dan-jenkins-3942_anticipated_the-greatly-anticipated-2009-masters-was_2816286.png) > [If you see a player out in public having dinner, chances are he's with his boring money manager or some boring rich…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/if-you-see-a-player-out-in-public-having-dinner-chances-are-he-s-with/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/676/dan-jenkins-3942_boring_if-you-see-a-player-out-in-public-having_2824129.png) > [I quickly discovered that trying to go play golf while living in Manhattan was about as easy as trying to grab a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/i-quickly-discovered-that-trying-to-go-play-golf-while-living-in/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8ba/dan-jenkins-3942_about_i-quickly-discovered-that-trying-to-go-p_2530716.png) > [If you want to put golf back on the front pages again, and you don't have a Bobby Jones or a Francis…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/if-you-want-to-put-golf-back-on-the-front-pages-again-and-you-don-t/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0d2/dan-jenkins-3942_again_if-you-want-to-put-golf-back-on-the-fron_1708034.jpg) > [Locker rooms and grill rooms are still the best places to find out things you don't know - at the Masters or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/locker-rooms-and-grill-rooms-are-still-the-best-places-to-find-out/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/41c/dan-jenkins-3942_any_locker-rooms-and-grill-rooms-are-still-t_3008897.png) ## Other authors on Out ## More by Dan Jenkins > [My aunt got me interested in journalism - she found an old typewriter, had it worked over, put it on the dining room table,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/my-aunt-got-me-interested-in-journalism-she-found-an-old-typewriter/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) > [You count a man's U.S. Amateur titles after he starts winning professional majors. That's something any intelligent golf writer with a sense of history…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/you-count-a-man-s-u-s-amateur-titles-after-he-starts-winning/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) > [Golf was never a religion to me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/golf-was-never-a-religion-to-me/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) > [If a caddie can help you, you don't know how to play golf.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/if-a-caddie-can-help-you-you-don-t-know-how-to-play-golf/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) > [There was a time when caddies couldn't wear shorts.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/there-was-a-time-when-caddies-couldn-t-wear-shorts/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) > [The Masters, while it has slowly gained equal importance as a major, isn't really the championship of anything.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/the-masters-while-it-has-slowly-gained-equal-importance-as-a-major/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) > [Lonnie says it doesn't take long to write a song if you're stricken with a severe case of the Tennysons. He wasn't necessarily talking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/lonnie-says-it-doesn-t-take-long-to-write-a-song-if-you-re-stricken/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) > [If you're a friend or a relative of George Herbert Walker Bush, Prez 41, or George W. Bush, Prez 43, or any other Bushes,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/if-you-re-a-friend-or-a-relative-of-george-herbert-walker-bush-prez/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) > [There are no Dave Marrs anymore.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/there-are-no-dave-marrs-anymore/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) > [I just come from a school where you have to win something to be accepted.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/i-just-come-from-a-school-where-you-have-to-win-something-to-be/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) > [There have been so many great tournaments that I've been privileged to see, and people paid me to go watch, that I'm awfully grateful…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/there-have-been-so-many-great-tournaments-that-i-ve-been-privileged/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) > [Until Sammy Baugh - pro football in Texas was a one-paragraph story on the third page of the Monday sports section.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/until-sammy-baugh-pro-football-in-texas-was-a-one-paragraph-story-on/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) > [Historians tell us that a gentleman named John Ball once captured eight British Amateur titles.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/historians-tell-us-that-a-gentleman-named-john-ball-once-captured/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) > [Who is the best the sportswriter who wore shorts? I keep trying to envision Grantland Rice or John Lardner in shorts. It never occurred…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/who-is-the-best-the-sportswriter-who-wore-shorts-i-keep-trying-to/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) > [High school golf, college golf and the decade that followed all come back to me now as one big raucous, goofy gangsome.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/high-school-golf-college-golf-and-the-decade-that-followed-all-come/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/out/dan-jenkins/#itemlist", "name": "10 Out Quotes By Dan Jenkins", "numberOfItems": 10, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "The reason I wrote about women's golf is because I've helped out some with the Kathy Whitworth Cup, a tournament they have in Fort Worth every year where they invite 60 of the best junior golfers in the country and even some foreign players.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Dan Jenkins" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/the-reason-i-wrote-about-women-s-golf-is-because-i-ve-helped-out-some/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/70e/dan-jenkins-3942_about_the-reason-i-wrote-about-women-s-golf-is_1746292.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/70e/dan-jenkins-3942_about_the-reason-i-wrote-about-women-s-golf-is_1746292.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/70e/dan-jenkins-3942_about_the-reason-i-wrote-about-women-s-golf-is_1746292.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The reason I wrote about women's golf is because I've helped out some with the Kathy Whitworth Cup, a…” — Dan Jenkins", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Something mystical happens to every writer who goes to the Masters for the first time, some sort of emotional experience that results in a search party having to be sent out to recover his typewriter from a clump of azaleas.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Dan Jenkins" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/something-mystical-happens-to-every-writer-who-goes-to-the-masters/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/56d/dan-jenkins-3942_emotional_something-mystical-happens-to-every-writ_2880247.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/56d/dan-jenkins-3942_emotional_something-mystical-happens-to-every-writ_2880247.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/56d/dan-jenkins-3942_emotional_something-mystical-happens-to-every-writ_2880247.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Something mystical happens to every writer who goes to the Masters for the first time, some sort of…” — Dan Jenkins", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "At times, my very own media makes me cringe, and occasionally out loud. 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