--- title: "1 Oompa Loompa Quotes By J.A. Saare" description: "1 Oompa Loompa quotes by J.A. Saare. Plus more from J.A. Saare and more Oompa Loompa sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/435/j-a-saare-15735_fitness_my-mind-was-no-longer-functioning-on-a-r_918472.jpg" --- > [“My mind was no longer functioning on a rational level. For fuck's sake, who needed rational when they boarded a train to insanity? All that was missing were the Oompa Loompas and Willy-fucking-Wonka.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-a-saare/my-mind-was-no-longer-functioning-on-a-rational-level-for-fuck-s-sake/) [J.A. Saare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-a-saare/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/435/j-a-saare-15735_fitness_my-mind-was-no-longer-functioning-on-a-r_918472.jpg) ## More by J.A. Saare > [“It was the equivalent of asking a little girl not to scream the first time she was personally introduced to Hannah Montana.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-a-saare/it-was-the-equivalent-of-asking-a-little-girl-not-to-scream-the-first/) [J.A. Saare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-a-saare/) > [“Come with me," he said quietly and extended his hand. "Nuh-uh." I shook my head, scooting in the opposite direction . "I don't think…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-a-saare/come-with-me-he-said-quietly-and-extended-his-hand-nuh-uh-i-shook-my/) [J.A. Saare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-a-saare/) > [“Rhiannon's Law #16: If it looks like a rabbit, and it hops like a rabbit, run the other way and fast. That shit is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-a-saare/rhiannon-s-law-16-if-it-looks-like-a-rabbit-and-it-hops-like-a-rabbit/) [J.A. Saare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-a-saare/) > [“The feature article made my holy-shit-o-meter blare like a banshee”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-a-saare/the-feature-article-made-my-holy-shit-o-meter-blare-like-a-banshee/) [J.A. Saare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-a-saare/) > [“One bad corpse can ruin your whole day.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-a-saare/one-bad-corpse-can-ruin-your-whole-day/) [J.A. Saare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-a-saare/) > [“Rhiannon's Law #63: Fake it until you make it. You might not know what the fuck you're doing, but that doesn't mean everyone else…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-a-saare/rhiannon-s-law-63-fake-it-until-you-make-it-you-might-not-know-what/) [J.A. Saare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-a-saare/) > [“Stalking isn't cool unless you're an Edward.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-a-saare/stalking-isn-t-cool-unless-you-re-an-edward/) [J.A. Saare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-a-saare/) > [“Who needs immortal strength when you've got weapons of mass destruction?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-a-saare/who-needs-immortal-strength-when-you-ve-got-weapons-of-mass/) [J.A. Saare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-a-saare/) > [“I nodded in approval, turned around and opened the door, and stepped into the hall. I walked past the receptionist, smiling at her shocked…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-a-saare/i-nodded-in-approval-turned-around-and-opened-the-door-and-stepped/) [J.A. Saare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-a-saare/) > [“If you were anyone else, your nuts would be taking a long vacation, and the destination would be out of your mouth”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-a-saare/if-you-were-anyone-else-your-nuts-would-be-taking-a-long-vacation-and/) [J.A. Saare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-a-saare/) > [“My mind was no longer functioning on a rational level. For fuck's sake, who needed rational when they boarded a train to insanity? All…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-a-saare/my-mind-was-no-longer-functioning-on-a-rational-level-for-fuck-s-sake/) [J.A. Saare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-a-saare/) > [“Just because I’m on the lookout for an ass kicking doesn’t mean I’m actively seeking one out. It’s called covering all your bases.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-a-saare/just-because-i-m-on-the-lookout-for-an-ass-kicking-doesn-t-mean-i-m/) [J.A. Saare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-a-saare/) > [“You know.” My voice was laced with sarcasm. “I love being reminded of just how f\*cked up people find my company. One minute, I’m…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-a-saare/you-know-my-voice-was-laced-with-sarcasm-i-love-being-reminded-of/) [J.A. Saare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-a-saare/) > [“Stop a knife? You're serious." "As a heart attack." "You are something else." I couldn't tell if he was giving me a compliment or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-a-saare/stop-a-knife-you-re-serious-as-a-heart-attack-you-are-something-else/) [J.A. Saare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-a-saare/) > [“If her death taught me anything, it’s this. Cherish the time you have. Don’t worry about tomorrow. Right now is all we are promised.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-a-saare/if-her-death-taught-me-anything-it-s-this-cherish-the-time-you-have/) [J.A. Saare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-a-saare/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/oompa-loompa/j-a-saare/#itemlist", "name": "1 Oompa Loompa Quotes By J.A. Saare", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“My mind was no longer functioning on a rational level. For fuck's sake, who needed rational when they boarded a train to insanity? 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