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title: "3 Onstage Person Quotes by 3 authors"
description: "Browse 3 Onstage Person quotes by 3 authors. Discover the best Onstage Person sayings and thoughts."
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> [I had no balance in my life. I was this one person onstage and this person offstage, who really didn't know much…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elton-john/i-had-no-balance-in-my-life-i-was-this-one-person-onstage-and-this/)

[Elton John](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elton-john/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/95f/elton-john-849_balance_i-had-no-balance-in-my-life-i-was-this-o_2279128.png)

> [Certainly, I, as an audience, am stricken with terror if I see only two people onstage. And one person, I think, is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauline-collins/certainly-i-as-an-audience-am-stricken-with-terror-if-i-see-only-two/)

[Pauline Collins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauline-collins/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/92e/pauline-collins-44743_audience_certainly-i-as-an-audience-am-stricken-w_2615955.jpg)

> [Sometimes, occasionally, people will make out in the audience, completely not aware that there's a human being onstage just yards away from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-birbiglia/sometimes-occasionally-people-will-make-out-in-the-audience/)

[Mike Birbiglia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-birbiglia/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f37/mike-birbiglia-1343_audience_sometimes-occasionally-people-will-make_2983751.jpg)

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