--- title: "13 One day Quotes By Terry Pratchett" description: "13 One day quotes by Terry Pratchett. Plus more from Terry Pratchett and more One day sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ff9/terry-pratchett-19_one-day_one-day-a-tortoise-will-learn-how-to-fly_2020033.jpg" --- > [One day a tortoise will learn how to fly.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/one-day-a-tortoise-will-learn-how-to-fly/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ff9/terry-pratchett-19_one-day_one-day-a-tortoise-will-learn-how-to-fly_2020033.jpg) > [One day I'll be dead and THEN you'll all be sorry.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/one-day-i-ll-be-dead-and-then-you-ll-all-be-sorry/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/566/terry-pratchett-19_dead_one-day-i-ll-be-dead-and-then-you-ll-all_2880780.jpg) > [One day I'll work out what it is you are saying, my lad, and then you'll be in trouble.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/one-day-i-ll-work-out-what-it-is-you-are-saying-my-lad-and-then-you/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2c0/terry-pratchett-19_lad_one-day-i-ll-work-out-what-it-is-you-are_2111276.jpg) > [By the time you've reached your sixties, you do know that one day you will die, and knowing that is at least…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/by-the-time-you-ve-reached-your-sixties-you-do-know-that-one-day-you/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/439/terry-pratchett-19_beginning_by-the-time-you-ve-reached-your-sixties_2285034.jpg) > [One day all of us will die but - and this is the important thing - we are not dead yet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/one-day-all-of-us-will-die-but-and-this-is-the-important-thing-we-are/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/794/terry-pratchett-19_dead_one-day-all-of-us-will-die-but-and-this_2852568.jpg) > [But of course, what the eagle does not realize is that it is participating in a very crude form of natural selection.One…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/but-of-course-what-the-eagle-does-not-realize-is-that-it-is/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f32/terry-pratchett-19_courses_but-of-course-what-the-eagle-does-not-re_1365724.jpg) > [You are very clever," said the old man shyly. "I would like to eat your brains, one day.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/you-are-very-clever-said-the-old-man-shyly-i-would-like-to-eat-your/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/56e/terry-pratchett-19_brain_you-are-very-clever-said-the-old-man-shy_957179.jpg) > [What is normal? Normal was yesterday. If you lose a leg, one day you're hopping around on one leg, so you know…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/what-is-normal-normal-was-yesterday-if-you-lose-a-leg-one-day-you-re/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9e0/terry-pratchett-19_around_what-is-normal-normal-was-yesterday-if-y_1851162.jpg) > [I wonder if it's like this for mountain climbers, he thought. You climb bigger and bigger mountains and you know that one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/i-wonder-if-it-s-like-this-for-mountain-climbers-he-thought-you-climb/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f4c/terry-pratchett-19_air_i-wonder-if-it-s-like-this-for-mountain_2014656.jpg) > [My agent pointed out one day that I had been quoted by a columnist in some American newspaper, and he noted with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/my-agent-pointed-out-one-day-that-i-had-been-quoted-by-a-columnist-in/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2e1/terry-pratchett-19_agents_my-agent-pointed-out-one-day-that-i-had_3133714.jpg) > [You say that you people don’t burn folk and sacrifice people anymore, but that’s what true faith would mean, y’see? Sacrificin’ your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/you-say-that-you-people-don-t-burn-folk-and-sacrifice-people-anymore/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/970/terry-pratchett-19_flames_you-say-that-you-people-don-t-burn-folk_1897427.jpg) > [They called themselves the Munrungs. It meant The People, or The True Human Beings. It's what most people call themselves, to begin…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/they-called-themselves-the-munrungs-it-meant-the-people-or-the-true/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/478/terry-pratchett-19_enemy_they-called-themselves-the-munrungs-it-m_1897163.jpg) > [You are very clever,' said the old man shyly. 'I would like to eat your brains, one day,' For some reason the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/you-are-very-clever-said-the-old-man-shyly-i-would-like-to-eat-your-2/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/036/terry-pratchett-19_baby_you-are-very-clever-said-the-old-man-shy_2523588.jpg) ## Other authors on One day ## More by Terry Pratchett > [“This one’s mental.’ ‘Eccentric.’ ‘What’s the difference?’ ‘A bag of cash.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/this-one-s-mental-eccentric-what-s-the-difference-a-bag-of-cash/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/but-i-did-not-return-until-half-past-four-this-morning-and-i/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/the-universe-contains-any-amount-of-horrible-ways-to-be-woken-up-such/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [“Someone broke from the scrum and, punching and kicking, staggered towards the Klatchian goal. "Isn't that man your butler?" said Ahmed. "Yes." "One of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/someone-broke-from-the-scrum-and-punching-and-kicking-staggered/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with. Much family…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/it-s-an-interesting-fact-that-fewer-than-17-of-real-cats-end-their/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [You can't trust folk songs. They always sneak up on you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/you-can-t-trust-folk-songs-they-always-sneak-up-on-you/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [Either dragons should exist completely or fail to exist at all, he felt. A dragon only half-existing was worse than the extremes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/either-dragons-should-exist-completely-or-fail-to-exist-at-all-he/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [“Magrat wondered what it was like, spending your whole life doing something you didn’t want to do. Like being dead, she considered, only worse,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/magrat-wondered-what-it-was-like-spending-your-whole-life-doing/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [A hardback's harder at Christmas time because that's a good hardback buying time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/a-hardback-s-harder-at-christmas-time-because-that-s-a-good-hardback/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [“There were more old people. The world was full of them,' said the wizard. 'Yes, I know. And now it's full of young people.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/there-were-more-old-people-the-world-was-full-of-them-said-the-wizard/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [“Hobson was big and heavyset, but not exactly fat; he was probably what you’d get if you shaved a bear.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/hobson-was-big-and-heavyset-but-not-exactly-fat-he-was-probably-what/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [“There is a night that never comes to an end… The clock of the world turns under its own shadow. Midnight is a moving…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/there-is-a-night-that-never-comes-to-an-end-the-clock-of-the-world/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [“You'd like Freedom, Truth, and Justice, wouldn't you, Comrade Sergeant?' said Reg encouragingly. 'I'd like a hard-boiled egg,' said Vimes, shaking the match out.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/you-d-like-freedom-truth-and-justice-wouldn-t-you-comrade-sergeant/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [“You are not apprehensive, are you? I can't detect no trace of fear none whatsoever Roomy cranium all possible videos of all possible outcomes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/you-are-not-apprehensive-are-you-i-can-t-detect-no-trace-of-fear-none/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [Imagination, not intelligence, made us human.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/imagination-not-intelligence-made-us-human/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/one-day/terry-pratchett/#itemlist", "name": "13 One day Quotes By Terry Pratchett", "numberOfItems": 13, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "One day a tortoise will learn how to fly.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Terry Pratchett" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/one-day-a-tortoise-will-learn-how-to-fly/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ff9/terry-pratchett-19_one-day_one-day-a-tortoise-will-learn-how-to-fly_2020033.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ff9/terry-pratchett-19_one-day_one-day-a-tortoise-will-learn-how-to-fly_2020033.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ff9/terry-pratchett-19_one-day_one-day-a-tortoise-will-learn-how-to-fly_2020033.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“One day a tortoise will learn how to fly.” — Terry Pratchett", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "One day I'll be dead and THEN you'll all be sorry.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Terry Pratchett" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/one-day-i-ll-be-dead-and-then-you-ll-all-be-sorry/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/566/terry-pratchett-19_dead_one-day-i-ll-be-dead-and-then-you-ll-all_2880780.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/566/terry-pratchett-19_dead_one-day-i-ll-be-dead-and-then-you-ll-all_2880780.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/566/terry-pratchett-19_dead_one-day-i-ll-be-dead-and-then-you-ll-all_2880780.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“One day I'll be dead and THEN you'll all be sorry.” — Terry Pratchett", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "One day I'll work out what it is you are saying, my lad, and then you'll be in trouble.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Terry Pratchett" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/one-day-i-ll-work-out-what-it-is-you-are-saying-my-lad-and-then-you/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2c0/terry-pratchett-19_lad_one-day-i-ll-work-out-what-it-is-you-are_2111276.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2c0/terry-pratchett-19_lad_one-day-i-ll-work-out-what-it-is-you-are_2111276.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2c0/terry-pratchett-19_lad_one-day-i-ll-work-out-what-it-is-you-are_2111276.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“One day I'll work out what it is you are saying, my lad, and then you'll be in trouble.” — Terry Pratchett", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "By the time you've reached your sixties, you do know that one day you will die, and knowing that is at least the beginning of wisdom.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Terry Pratchett" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/by-the-time-you-ve-reached-your-sixties-you-do-know-that-one-day-you/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/439/terry-pratchett-19_beginning_by-the-time-you-ve-reached-your-sixties_2285034.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/439/terry-pratchett-19_beginning_by-the-time-you-ve-reached-your-sixties_2285034.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/439/terry-pratchett-19_beginning_by-the-time-you-ve-reached-your-sixties_2285034.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“By the time you've reached your sixties, you do know that one day you will die, and knowing that is at least…” — Terry Pratchett", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 5, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "One day all of us will die but - 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