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> [I'm the oldest I've ever been, right now.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-sylvia/i-m-the-oldest-i-ve-ever-been-right-now/)

Tim Sylvia

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## More by Tim Sylvia

> [I'm the oldest I've ever been, right now.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-sylvia/i-m-the-oldest-i-ve-ever-been-right-now/)

Tim Sylvia

> [I've had sex before with the belt on. That was back in the Ricco Rodriguez days. The night I won the belt I had…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-sylvia/i-ve-had-sex-before-with-the-belt-on-that-was-back-in-the-ricco/)

Tim Sylvia

> [If you can't hold your own, you're gonna get knocked out. You're bleeding all over the place. There are many, many nights that these…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-sylvia/if-you-can-t-hold-your-own-you-re-gonna-get-knocked-out-you-re/)

Tim Sylvia

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