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> [The old problems - love, money, security, status, health, etc. - are still here to plague us or please us.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelley-berman/the-old-problems-love-money-security-status-health-etc-are-still-here/)

[Shelley Berman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelley-berman/)

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## More by Shelley Berman

> [A hotel is a place that keeps the manufacturers of 25-watt bulbs in business.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelley-berman/a-hotel-is-a-place-that-keeps-the-manufacturers-of-25-watt-bulbs-in/)

[Shelley Berman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelley-berman/)

> [I quit smoking well over twenty years ago.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelley-berman/i-quit-smoking-well-over-twenty-years-ago/)

[Shelley Berman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelley-berman/)

> [I am careful with my material and presentation.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelley-berman/i-am-careful-with-my-material-and-presentation/)

[Shelley Berman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelley-berman/)

> [Unquestionably, standup comedy is and has always been an art form.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelley-berman/unquestionably-standup-comedy-is-and-has-always-been-an-art-form/)

[Shelley Berman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelley-berman/)

> [I am presently in my thirteenth year of teaching a graduate course at the University of Southern California.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelley-berman/i-am-presently-in-my-thirteenth-year-of-teaching-a-graduate-course-at/)

[Shelley Berman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelley-berman/)

> [Incidentally, I'm still looking for acting work, my first love.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelley-berman/incidentally-i-m-still-looking-for-acting-work-my-first-love/)

[Shelley Berman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelley-berman/)

> [My whole act is confession.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelley-berman/my-whole-act-is-confession/)

[Shelley Berman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelley-berman/)

> [Outside came in '60. The Edge in '61. All three made Gold, but the biggest seller was Inside.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelley-berman/outside-came-in-60-the-edge-in-61-all-three-made-gold-but-the-biggest/)

[Shelley Berman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelley-berman/)

> [So that this thing that aired in 1963 would result a few years later in personal bankruptcy, would result in having people be on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelley-berman/so-that-this-thing-that-aired-in-1963-would-result-a-few-years-later/)

[Shelley Berman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelley-berman/)

> [I developed several comedy phone calls.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelley-berman/i-developed-several-comedy-phone-calls/)

[Shelley Berman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelley-berman/)

> [I will always love to perform standup comedy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelley-berman/i-will-always-love-to-perform-standup-comedy/)

[Shelley Berman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelley-berman/)

> [Inside was the second LP album of a comedian's performance before an audience.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelley-berman/inside-was-the-second-lp-album-of-a-comedian-s-performance-before-an/)

[Shelley Berman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelley-berman/)

> [Though it sold very well, I hated The Edge.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelley-berman/though-it-sold-very-well-i-hated-the-edge/)

[Shelley Berman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelley-berman/)

> [My first job was at a Chicago night club called Mr. Kelly's.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelley-berman/my-first-job-was-at-a-chicago-night-club-called-mr-kelly-s/)

[Shelley Berman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelley-berman/)

> [I don't know the accident of still being married. I was the worst human being. But we were, I guess, in love. So much…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelley-berman/i-don-t-know-the-accident-of-still-being-married-i-was-the-worst/)

[Shelley Berman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelley-berman/)

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