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title: "Famous Old man Thoughts"
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> [A thousand of old man are just able to dream, but a young man is able to change the world!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sukarno/a-thousand-of-old-man-are-just-able-to-dream-but-a-young-man-is-able/)

[Sukarno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sukarno/)

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> [I've decided I'm no longer pulling sweaters over my head. Maybe that's sort of an old man thing, but if it is,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-wooster/i-ve-decided-i-m-no-longer-pulling-sweaters-over-my-head-maybe-that-s/)

[Nick Wooster](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-wooster/)

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> [“Cardinal: You are a wise man. You will lead us well. Mortati: I am an old man. I would lead you briefly.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-brown/cardinal-you-are-a-wise-man-you-will-lead-us-well-mortati-i-am-an-old/)

[Dan Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-brown/)

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> [“LOVE i saw a very old man buying pads for a woman today. that’s the kind of love i want. old man…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabbie-hanna/love-i-saw-a-very-old-man-buying-pads-for-a-woman-today-that-s-the/)

[Gabbie Hanna](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabbie-hanna/)

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> [“The old man pushed into his cane and heaved himself up. “Why do you waste your time, Meghan, running through the folds…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erin-cole/the-old-man-pushed-into-his-cane-and-heaved-himself-up-why-do-you/)

[Erin Cole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erin-cole/)

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> [“Perhaps the only thing we might legitimately lament in an old man’s death would be his failure to have used his time…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shawn-davis/perhaps-the-only-thing-we-might-legitimately-lament-in-an-old-man-s/)

[Shawn Davis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shawn-davis/)

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> [An old man who cannot bid farewell to life appears as feeble and sickly as the young man who is unable to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carl-jung/an-old-man-who-cannot-bid-farewell-to-life-appears-as-feeble-and/)

[Carl Jung](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carl-jung/)

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> [“(God) being the old man invented in order to, and with whom to, hold long conversations.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milan-kundera/god-being-the-old-man-invented-in-order-to-and-with-whom-to-hold-long/)

[Milan Kundera](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/milan-kundera/)

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> [“The old man in the beard he felt convinced was wrong. He was too busy saving his own soul. Wasn't it better…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graham-greene/the-old-man-in-the-beard-he-felt-convinced-was-wrong-he-was-too-busy/)

[Graham Greene](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/graham-greene/)

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> [“You work here so you know the rules, Mr. Chamberlain," the burly security guard frisking him says. "Here now, you touch the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-martin/you-work-here-so-you-know-the-rules-mr-chamberlain-the-burly-security/)

[Miranda Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-martin/)

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> [Most people are heartless about turtles because a turtle's heart will beat for hours after he has been cut up and butchered.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ernest-hemingway/most-people-are-heartless-about-turtles-because-a-turtle-s-heart-will/)

[Ernest Hemingway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ernest-hemingway/)

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> [I think that to have known one good, old man-one man, who, through the chances and mischances of a long life, has…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-william-curtis/i-think-that-to-have-known-one-good-old-man-one-man-who-through-the/)

[George William Curtis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-william-curtis/)

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> [Marco Polo tells the tale of The Old Man in the Mountains and how he recruits new members to his Band of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/w-somerset-maugham/marco-polo-tells-the-tale-of-the-old-man-in-the-mountains-and-how-he/)

[W. Somerset Maugham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/w-somerset-maugham/)

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> [Oasis were the last great, traditional rock 'n' roll band. We came along before the Internet so, if you wanted to see…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/noel-gallagher/oasis-were-the-last-great-traditional-rock-n-roll-band-we-came-along/)

[Noel Gallagher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/noel-gallagher/)

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> [“Finally, the wind calmed down and gave up, and then the sun came out from behind the clouds and smiled kindly on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dale-carnegie/finally-the-wind-calmed-down-and-gave-up-and-then-the-sun-came-out/)

[Dale Carnegie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dale-carnegie/)

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> [Nobody says, hey men should not drink. It's all about women must dress differently, women must walk differently, women must drink differently.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/nobody-says-hey-men-should-not-drink-it-s-all-about-women-must-dress/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

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> [“The bell of Limehouse Church rang as each of them, in this house, drifted into sleep - suddenly once more like children…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-ackroyd/the-bell-of-limehouse-church-rang-as-each-of-them-in-this-house/)

[Peter Ackroyd](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-ackroyd/)

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> [“In this thought world, we experience only our concepts, beliefs, stereotypes and prejudices: a run-down building, an old man, an irritating family…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-c-robinson/in-this-thought-world-we-experience-only-our-concepts-beliefs/)

[John C. Robinson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-c-robinson/)

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> [“Grandpa, what do you think, who’s a better creation of Allah’s, woman or man?" Mad winked at me, suggesting he knew the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/petra-proch-zkov/grandpa-what-do-you-think-who-s-a-better-creation-of-allah-s-woman-or/)

[Petra Procházková](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/petra-proch-zkov/)

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> [“He turned to take one last look at the Old People’s Home that – until a few moments ago – he had…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonas-jonasson/he-turned-to-take-one-last-look-at-the-old-people-s-home-that-until-a/)

[Jonas Jonasson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonas-jonasson/)

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> [“I have brought you a Black Robe,” he said tersely, and nodded toward the waiting priest. “He will pray your God words…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/catherine-anderson/i-have-brought-you-a-black-robe-he-said-tersely-and-nodded-toward-the/)

[Catherine Anderson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/catherine-anderson/)

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> [“Once upon a time, there was a king who ruled a great and glorious nation. Favourite amongst his subjects was the court…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/banksy/once-upon-a-time-there-was-a-king-who-ruled-a-great-and-glorious/)

[Banksy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/banksy/)

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> [“Coincidentally the couple who had endowed it had lived in her parents’ building. They had had an eight-year-old with a pretty singing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anna-quindlen/coincidentally-the-couple-who-had-endowed-it-had-lived-in-her-parents/)

[Anna Quindlen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anna-quindlen/)

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> [Even a 30-year-old man whose wife dies is eleven times more likely to commit suicide than a 30-year-old man whose wife is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/warren-farrell/even-a-30-year-old-man-whose-wife-dies-is-eleven-times-more-likely-to/)

[Warren Farrell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/warren-farrell/)

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> [“Yet he understood what the old man had meant, about the pain of choosing; he understood that all too well. Tyrion”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-r-r-martin/yet-he-understood-what-the-old-man-had-meant-about-the-pain-of/)

[George R.R. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-r-r-martin/)

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> [“And Oscar would tell the old man his only regret: that he was living the unremarkable life his parents had always expected…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-wood/and-oscar-would-tell-the-old-man-his-only-regret-that-he-was-living/)

[Benjamin Wood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-wood/)

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> [Don't cross me Scooby-Doo. I'm not an old man in a mask waiting to be thwarted by you meddling kids.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/don-t-cross-me-scooby-doo-i-m-not-an-old-man-in-a-mask-waiting-to-be/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

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> [“A young dame with pretty eyes and a smile can make an old man do just about anything.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ernest-hemingway/a-young-dame-with-pretty-eyes-and-a-smile-can-make-an-old-man-do-just/)

[Ernest Hemingway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ernest-hemingway/)

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> [The language of young men is pull down and destroy; but an old man speaks of conciliation.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chinua-achebe/the-language-of-young-men-is-pull-down-and-destroy-but-an-old-man/)

[Chinua Achebe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chinua-achebe/)

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> [With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-dangerfield/with-my-old-man-i-got-no-respect-i-asked-him-how-can-i-get-my-kite-in/)

[Rodney Dangerfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-dangerfield/)

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> [Which is crueler, an old man's lost memories of a life lived, or a young man's lost memories of the life he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diane-ackerman/which-is-crueler-an-old-man-s-lost-memories-of-a-life-lived-or-a/)

[Diane Ackerman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diane-ackerman/)

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> [I can do lovers. I can do Sir Galahad types. I'm not going to limit myself in voice-overs to irascible old men.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ed-asner/i-can-do-lovers-i-can-do-sir-galahad-types-i-m-not-going-to-limit/)

[Ed Asner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ed-asner/)

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> [Every old man complains of the growing depravity of the world, of the petulance and insolence of the rising generation.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samuel-johnson/every-old-man-complains-of-the-growing-depravity-of-the-world-of-the/)

[Samuel Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samuel-johnson/)

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> [Old men declare war because they have failed to solve complex political and economic problems.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/art-hoppe/old-men-declare-war-because-they-have-failed-to-solve-complex/)

[Art Hoppe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/art-hoppe/)

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> [God is a sort of burglar. As a young man you knock him down; as an old man you try to conciliate…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/herbert-beerbohm-tree/god-is-a-sort-of-burglar-as-a-young-man-you-knock-him-down-as-an-old/)

[Herbert Beerbohm Tree](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/herbert-beerbohm-tree/)

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> [Personally, I like to think I'm like my old man. I like to think I have the brains he did.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-funk/personally-i-like-to-think-i-m-like-my-old-man-i-like-to-think-i-have/)

[Terry Funk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-funk/)

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> [The thing I don't get about paedophilia... Why the hell do kids find old men in dirty raincoats so sexy?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frankie-boyle/the-thing-i-don-t-get-about-paedophilia-why-the-hell-do-kids-find-old/)

[Frankie Boyle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frankie-boyle/)

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> [My relationship with the track was, I would say, at least fractionally as complicated as my relationship with my old man. So…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-milch/my-relationship-with-the-track-was-i-would-say-at-least-fractionally/)

[David Milch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-milch/)

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> [“Free will was the greatest gift ever offered. God is not responsible for what we did with it. We are. - The…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-cole/free-will-was-the-greatest-gift-ever-offered-god-is-not-responsible/)

[Nick Cole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-cole/)

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> [“The old man always used too much of everything, too many lemons, too much sugar, as if halfmeasures at anything were beneath…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-gay/the-old-man-always-used-too-much-of-everything-too-many-lemons-too/)

[William Gay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-gay/)

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                        "text": "“Grandpa, what do you think, who’s a better creation of Allah’s, woman or man?\" Mad winked at me, suggesting he knew the answer and was just testing the old man. \"Woman, my boy. He managed to make woman much more accomplished and better-looking than man. After all, He created Adam first. And whenever you do something for the first time,my boy, you’re bound to make mistakes. You end up with some bits that hang out, some that are protruding, superfluous or missing…You’re bound to do a better job the second time around, especially if you’re God. So it’s obvious that Eve, as His second attempt at creating a human being, has turned out a much better specimen.”",
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                        "text": "“I have brought you a Black Robe,” he said tersely, and nodded toward the waiting priest. “He will pray your God words over us, yes?” With that, Hunter grasped her firmly by the arm and drew her toward the central fire, never breaking stride despite Loretta’s attempts to slow him down. “I won’t marry you!” she cried frantically. He threw her a look charged with martial arrogance. “You will be my wife, little one. My way or yours, in the end, it will be so.” Hunter drew to a stop before the priest. Loretta focused on the poor man, who was trembling so badly that he was about to drop his Bible. At the moment she was too preoccupied with her own plight to concern herself with his. “Father,” she cried in the most reasonable, calm tone she could muster, “would you please explain to this heathen that a marriage cannot take place without a woman’s consent?” The priest’s mouth opened, but no sound came out. He slid horrified eyes to Hunter, and his face blanched. “M-my good young woman, perhaps it would be best to proceed. This man seems uncommonly determined, and I, for one, do not relish the thought of angering him.” Hunter turned to regard her, one dark eyebrow tipped upward in a measuring look. Eyes narrowed in defiance, Loretta jutted her chin and leaned toward him. “What have you done to this poor man? He’s terrified! Have you no shame?” Hunter could have reminded her that there had been a time when she had been equally terrified, but he chose to stay on course. Marriage was his goal, not a contest of tongues. He cast a compelling glare at the Black Robe. “Pray your words, old man.” The priest licked his lips and glanced fearfully at the crowd of savages around them. Perhaps it was the stark contrast of black robes against pallid flesh, but Loretta thought he was losing color at an alarming rate. Indeed, he looked as if he might faint. “Say the God words, old man!” Hunter snarled again. “Don’t you dare bully him,” Loretta hissed. “He’s a man of God, Hunter! You don’t roar at a man of God.”",
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                        "text": "“Once upon a time, there was a king who ruled a great and glorious nation. Favourite amongst his subjects was the court painter of whom he was very proud. Everybody agreed this wizzened old man pianted the greatest pictures in the whole kingdom and the king would spend hours each day gazing at them in wonder. However, one day a dirty and dishevelled stranger presented himself at the court claiming that in fact he was the greatest painter in the land. The indignant king decreed a competition would be held between the two artists, confident it would teach the vagabond an embarrassing lesson. Within a month they were both to produce a masterpiece that would out do the other. After thirty days of working feverishly day and night, both artists were ready. They placed their paintings, each hidden by a cloth, on easels in the great hall of the castle. As a large crowd gathered, the king ordered the cloth be pulled first from the court artist’s easel. Everyone gasped as before them was revealed a wonderful oil painting of a table set with a feast. At its centre was an ornate bowl full of exotic fruits glistening moistly in the dawn light. As the crowd gazed admiringly, a sparrow perched high up on the rafters of the hall swooped down and hungrily tried to snatch one of the grapes from the painted bowl only to hit the canvas and fall down dead with shock at the feet of the king. ’Aha!’ exclaimed the king. ’My artist has produced a painting so wonderful it has fooled nature herself, surely you must agree that he is the greatest painter who ever lived!’ But the vagabond said nothing and stared solemnly at his feet. ’Now, pull the blanket from your painting and let us see what you have for us,’ cried the king. But the tramp remained motionless and said nothing. Growing impatient, the king stepped forward and reached out to grab the blanket only to freeze in horror at the last moment. ’You see,’ said the tramp quietly, ’there is no blanket covering the painting. This is actually just a painting of a cloth covering a painting. And whereas your famous artist is content to fool nature, I’ve made the king of the whole country look like a clueless little twat.”",
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                        "text": "“Coincidentally the couple who had endowed it had lived in her parents’ building. They had had an eight-year-old with a pretty singing voice who drowned at a Maine summer camp. “You can’t imagine what happened,” said Sarah, but of course Rebecca could imagine. Being a boy soprano had a shorter shelf life than being a supermodel. She could almost see it as Sarah went on and on, the boy with the pale blue eyes, insensible to the hormones coursing through his body as he stood on the stage at Alice Tully Hall. Apparently his choir director had chosen “Old Man River,” sung not in the bass range made famous by Paul Robeson, or in the dialect in which it had been written, but in a high register with crisp consonants. (To be fair to the choir director, he had never”",
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                        "text": "Even a 30-year-old man whose wife dies is eleven times more likely to commit suicide than a 30-year-old man whose wife is living. At age 30, when men can bury themselves in their jobs and are physically and financially attractive to women, the loss of the one woman a man loves is so devastating it is often not softened even by the opportunities for many women... in brief, it is the loss of love that devastates men.",
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                        "text": "“Yet he understood what the old man had meant, about the pain of choosing; he understood that all too well. Tyrion”",
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                        "text": "“And Oscar would tell the old man his only regret: that he was living the unremarkable life his parents had always expected from him.”",
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                        "text": "Don't cross me Scooby-Doo. I'm not an old man in a mask waiting to be thwarted by you meddling kids.",
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                        "text": "“A young dame with pretty eyes and a smile can make an old man do just about anything.”",
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