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title: "447 Old lady Quotes by 364 authors"
description: "Browse 447 Old lady quotes by 364 authors. Discover the best Old lady sayings and thoughts."
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> [“Did I just get psychically pimp-slapped by a little old lady?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/molly-harper/did-i-just-get-psychically-pimp-slapped-by-a-little-old-lady/)

[Molly Harper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/molly-harper/)

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> [“I would like to be like Rome when I am an old lady.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-would-like-to-be-like-rome-when-i-am-an-old-lady/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Every...woman," the old lady said, "loves a ...rogue.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mary-balogh/every-woman-the-old-lady-said-loves-a-rogue/)

[Mary Balogh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mary-balogh/)

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> [“An old lady doesn't deal, darlin', she breathes easy”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristen-ashley/an-old-lady-doesn-t-deal-darlin-she-breathes-easy/)

[Kristen Ashley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristen-ashley/)

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> [Girls just want to have fun. Well, so do old ladies!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-rivers/girls-just-want-to-have-fun-well-so-do-old-ladies/)

[Joan Rivers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-rivers/)

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> [I feel like an old lady; my hero is Miss Marple.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-oyeyemi/i-feel-like-an-old-lady-my-hero-is-miss-marple/)

[Helen Oyeyemi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helen-oyeyemi/)

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> [You gotta keep changing. Shirts, old ladies, whatever.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-young/you-gotta-keep-changing-shirts-old-ladies-whatever/)

[Neil Young](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-young/)

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> [Book reviewers are little old ladies of both sexes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-o-hara/book-reviewers-are-little-old-ladies-of-both-sexes/)

[John O'Hara](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-o-hara/)

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> [It felt like strappy sandals were looking really old lady-ish; really dated and not cool.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tamara-mellon/it-felt-like-strappy-sandals-were-looking-really-old-lady-ish-really/)

[Tamara Mellon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tamara-mellon/)

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> [There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids... her uterus fell out!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-dice-clay/there-was-an-old-lady-who-lived-in-a-shoe-she-had-so-many-kids-her/)

[Andrew Dice Clay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-dice-clay/)

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> [When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-wright/when-i-was-in-boy-scouts-i-slipped-on-the-ice-and-hurt-my-ankle-a/)

[Steven Wright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-wright/)

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> [I've always said that next to Imperial China, the South is the best place in the world to be an old lady.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/florence-king/i-ve-always-said-that-next-to-imperial-china-the-south-is-the-best/)

[Florence King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/florence-king/)

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> [“heads lolled, a haunted look in their eyes. One of the dancers we passed by was an old lady. She flailed and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-n-crawford/heads-lolled-a-haunted-look-in-their-eyes-one-of-the-dancers-we/)

[C.N. Crawford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-n-crawford/)

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> [Hold the door for an old man. Old ladies can take care of themselves; they've been doing it long enough.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/perry-brass/hold-the-door-for-an-old-man-old-ladies-can-take-care-of-themselves/)

[Perry Brass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/perry-brass/)

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> [I'd like to punch out a really old lady. There'd be no repercussions.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/noel-fielding/i-d-like-to-punch-out-a-really-old-lady-there-d-be-no-repercussions/)

[Noel Fielding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/noel-fielding/)

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> [I should think that being my old lady would be all the satisfaction or career any woman needs.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mick-jagger/i-should-think-that-being-my-old-lady-would-be-all-the-satisfaction/)

[Mick Jagger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mick-jagger/)

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> [I no longer gave a sick dog's drop for the wisdom, the reliability and the authority of the public's literary mind, those…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/norman-mailer/i-no-longer-gave-a-sick-dog-s-drop-for-the-wisdom-the-reliability-and/)

[Norman Mailer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/norman-mailer/)

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> [No. The moral of the story in so far as it has one is that cannibals can study logic, and that if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-harkaway/no-the-moral-of-the-story-in-so-far-as-it-has-one-is-that-cannibals/)

[Nick Harkaway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-harkaway/)

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> [I don't like going out that much. I'm kind of an old lady. After it's 11, I'm like, 'Don't these kids ever…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-lawrence/i-don-t-like-going-out-that-much-i-m-kind-of-an-old-lady-after-it-s/)

[Jennifer Lawrence](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-lawrence/)

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> [I am equal to a baby and to a hundred year old lady. I am equal to an airline pilot and a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/a-s-king/i-am-equal-to-a-baby-and-to-a-hundred-year-old-lady-i-am-equal-to-an/)

[A.S. King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/a-s-king/)

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> [Sometimes in my class I have people come in and do monologues inspired by people they know and I always find that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-poehler/sometimes-in-my-class-i-have-people-come-in-and-do-monologues/)

[Amy Poehler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-poehler/)

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> [I like people-watching and getting inspiration from the unique people who don't follow any fashion tides. From 12-year-olds who have full freedom,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rila-fukushima/i-like-people-watching-and-getting-inspiration-from-the-unique-people/)

[Rila Fukushima](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rila-fukushima/)

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> [I do disguises for different reasons. I like to study people - be like the fly on the wall. Even if it's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-jackson/i-do-disguises-for-different-reasons-i-like-to-study-people-be-like/)

[Michael Jackson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-jackson/)

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> [She's useful to me, I'm useful to her. As long as that continues, Rowan Street is safe from an old-lady smack down…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kelley-armstrong/she-s-useful-to-me-i-m-useful-to-her-as-long-as-that-continues-rowan/)

[Kelley Armstrong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kelley-armstrong/)

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> [I don’t like to badmouth people. But I’m the head of a monarchy that began in the ninth century, and I’m apparently…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/queen-elizabeth-ii/i-don-t-like-to-badmouth-people-but-i-m-the-head-of-a-monarchy-that/)

[Queen Elizabeth II](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/queen-elizabeth-ii/)

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> [How lovely." The old lady sighed. "An office romance. I always wanted an office romance. Of course I never really had a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-mallery/how-lovely-the-old-lady-sighed-an-office-romance-i-always-wanted-an/)

[Susan Mallery](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-mallery/)

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> [It sounds kind of farfetched, yet I can't tell you how many people have had this syndrome... the 'Old Hag Syndrome.' Apparently,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-noory/it-sounds-kind-of-farfetched-yet-i-can-t-tell-you-how-many-people/)

[George Noory](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-noory/)

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> [“You want to go to college?” She’d have thought that he’d be done with school as soon as he graduated. “I’ve flirted…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jacqueline-e-smith/you-want-to-go-to-college-she-d-have-thought-that-he-d-be-done-with/)

[Jacqueline E. Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jacqueline-e-smith/)

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> [With the same sex marriage bill signed by the Queen going through Parliament. It wont be long before Guy's kissing each other…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kyle-macdonald/with-the-same-sex-marriage-bill-signed-by-the-queen-going-through/)

[Kyle MacDonald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kyle-macdonald/)

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> [“He was a good guy, my old man: simple, old-fashioned. Physically, he was built like a feather-weight, and he wore these thick,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/he-was-a-good-guy-my-old-man-simple-old-fashioned-physically-he-was/)

[Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/)

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> [Downstairs in the lounge, by the third pillar from the left, there sits an old lady with a sweet, placid, spinsterish face…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/agatha-christie/downstairs-in-the-lounge-by-the-third-pillar-from-the-left-there-sits/)

[Agatha Christie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/agatha-christie/)

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> [I've been giving back since I was a teen, handing out turkeys at Thanksgiving and handing out toys at toys drives for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/queen-latifah/i-ve-been-giving-back-since-i-was-a-teen-handing-out-turkeys-at/)

[Queen Latifah](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/queen-latifah/)

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> [The value of the things is not in themselves autonomously, but that God made them, and thus they deserve to be treated…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/francis-schaeffer/the-value-of-the-things-is-not-in-themselves-autonomously-but-that/)

[Francis Schaeffer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/francis-schaeffer/)

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> [“In a cage of wire-ribs The size of a man’s head, the macaw bristles in a staring Combustion, suffers the stoking devils…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-hughes/in-a-cage-of-wire-ribs-the-size-of-a-man-s-head-the-macaw-bristles-in/)

[Ted Hughes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-hughes/)

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> [“Big Ben struck the half hour. How extraordinary it was, strange, yes, touching, to see the old lady (they had been neighbors…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/virginia-woolf/big-ben-struck-the-half-hour-how-extraordinary-it-was-strange-yes/)

[Virginia Woolf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/virginia-woolf/)

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> [“There's a power struggle going on across Europe these days. A few cities are competing against each other to see who shall…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elizabeth-gilbert/there-s-a-power-struggle-going-on-across-europe-these-days-a-few/)

[Elizabeth Gilbert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elizabeth-gilbert/)

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> [When you go apartment-hunting in the South, you encounter little old ladies who ask you if you use strong drink. In New…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/florence-king/when-you-go-apartment-hunting-in-the-south-you-encounter-little-old/)

[Florence King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/florence-king/)

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> [“I tried to imagine myself as an old lady, grey and wrinkled, with my life behind me. And suddenly I knew what…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-douglas/i-tried-to-imagine-myself-as-an-old-lady-grey-and-wrinkled-with-my/)

[Helen Douglas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helen-douglas/)

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> [“door, waited then let herself in, and instantly she saw that her employer was fast asleep, propped up against the pillows in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rosie-goodwin/door-waited-then-let-herself-in-and-instantly-she-saw-that-her/)

[Rosie Goodwin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rosie-goodwin/)

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> [“Dalrymple reported finding literally the city’s last Armenian Christian, “a very old lady called Lucine,” who had not spoken since her husband…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philip-jenkins/dalrymple-reported-finding-literally-the-city-s-last-armenian/)

[Philip Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philip-jenkins/)

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                        "text": "With the same sex marriage bill signed by the Queen going through Parliament. It wont be long before Guy's kissing each other in Public will be accepted sight in our streets and parks about time too. Its strange all the Bother about this in our world and it takes a 87 year old Lady (our Queen to solve it)",
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                        "text": "The value of the things is not in themselves autonomously, but that God made them, and thus they deserve to be treated with high respect. The tree in the field is to be treated with respect. It is not to be romanticized as the old lady romanticizes her cat (that is, she reads human reactions into it). This is wrong because it is not true. When you drive the axe into the tree when you need firewood, you are not cutting down a person; you are cutting down a tree. But while we should not romanticize the tree, we must realize God made it and it deserves respect because He made is as a tree.",
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                        "text": "“In a cage of wire-ribs The size of a man’s head, the macaw bristles in a staring Combustion, suffers the stoking devils of his eyes. In the old lady’s parlour, where an aspidistra succumbs To the musk of faded velvet, he hangs in clear flames, Like a torturer’s iron instrument preparing With dense slow shudderings of greens, yellows, blues, Crimsoning into the barbs: Or like the smouldering head that hung In Killdevil’s brass kitchen, in irons, who had been Volcano swearing to vomit the world away in black ash, And would, one day; or a fugitive aristocrat From some thunderous mythological hierarchy, caught By a little boy with a crust and a bent pin, Or snare of horsehair set for a song-thrush, And put in a cage to sing. The old lady who feeds him seeds Has a grand-daughter. The girl calls him ‘Poor Polly’, pokes fun. ’Jolly Mop.’ But lies under every full moon, The spun glass of her body bared and so gleam-still Her brimming eyes do not tremble or spill The dream where the warrior comes, lightning and iron, Smashing and burning and rending towards her loin: Deep into her pillow her silence pleads. All day he stares at his furnace With eyes red-raw, but when she comes they close. ’Polly. Pretty Poll’, she cajoles, and rocks him gently. She caresses, whispers kisses. The blue lids stay shut. She strikes the cage in a tantrum and swirls out: Instantly beak, wings, talons crash The bars in conflagration and frenzy, And his shriek shakes the house.”",
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                        "text": "“Big Ben struck the half hour. How extraordinary it was, strange, yes, touching, to see the old lady (they had been neighbors ever so many years) move away from the window, as if she were attached to that sound, that string. Gigantic as it was, it had something to do with her. Down, down, into the midst of ordinary things the finger fell making the moment solemn. She was forced, so Clarissa imagined, by that sound, to move, to go - but where? Clarissa tried to follow her as she turned and disappeared, and could still just see her white cap moving at the back of the bedroom. She was still there moving about at the other end of the room. Why creeds and prayers and mackintoshes? when, thought Clarissa, that's the miracle, that's the mystery; that old lady, she meant, whom she could see going from chest of drawers to dressing table. She could still see her. And the supreme mystery, which Kilman might say she had solved, or Peter might say he had solved, but Clarissa didn't believe either of them had the ghost of an idea of solving, was simply this: here was one room, there another. Did religion solve that, or love?”",
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                        "text": "“There's a power struggle going on across Europe these days. A few cities are competing against each other to see who shall emerge as the great 21st century European metropolis. Will it be London? Paris? Berlin? Zurich? Maybe Brussels, center of the young union? They all strive to outdo one another culturally, architecturally, politically, fiscally. But Rome, it should be said, has not bothered to join the race for status. Rome doesn't compete. Rome just watches all the fussing and striving, completely unfazed. I am inspired by the regal self-assurance of this city, so grounded and rounded, so amused and monumental, knowing she is held securely in the palm of history. I would like to be like Rome when I am an old lady.”",
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                        "text": "When you go apartment-hunting in the South, you encounter little old ladies who ask you if you use strong drink. In New York you encounter paranoids who wonder if you will commit suicide--not that they care; what they worry about is blood on their fresh paint, a dubious smell in the hallway, or a hole in the awning as you pass through on your way to the sidewalk. The Southerner who moves to any part of the country has problems, but the culture shock that attacks the Southerner who moves North is almost indescribable.",
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                        "text": "“I tried to imagine myself as an old lady, grey and wrinkled, with my life behind me. And suddenly I knew what I wanted. Not in the details, but the broad sweep of things. I wanted my life to be like one of my favourite books: a big, fat novel, each page filled with smallwritten words as though the only way to cram so much life in was to make the writing really small. I wanted to be brave, take risks, make a difference, fall in love. The characters would be colourful, the landscapes exotic. I wanted my life to be a page-turner.”",
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                        "text": "“door, waited then let herself in, and instantly she saw that her employer was fast asleep, propped up against the pillows in her bed. But this was Mrs Spooner as she had never seen her before. The old lady’s wig was discarded on the dressing table, and with her wispy grey hair floating about her head and without her heavy layers of paint and powder she looked suddenly very old and fragile. Sunday had often helped her to undress but Biddy had always insisted on having complete privacy afterwards, seeing to the rest of her toilette herself. Now the girl saw why. Mrs Spooner was understandably reluctant to let anyone see her like this, so not wishing to upset her she quickly turned about and tiptoed from the room. The incident did bring home to Sunday, however, that Mrs Spooner might be even older than she had thought and she found herself wondering what would happen to herself, Nell and Mickey if their beloved employer should die. But then, feeling utterly selfish and guilty for having such thoughts, she let herself into her room, revelling in the sheer luxury of it. For now, she was just going to enjoy herself. The future would see to itself. Chapter Forty The following morning after Sunday had helped Mrs Spooner to get dressed in yet another outrageous gown, mint-green this time, and enjoying a hearty breakfast in the hotel dining room the three of them set off on a sightseeing tour of London in a horse-drawn carriage.”",
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                        "text": "“Dalrymple reported finding literally the city’s last Armenian Christian, “a very old lady called Lucine,” who had not spoken since her husband was killed. In the words of one of the Kurdish Muslim brothers who cared for her, “Her mind is dead.” Asked about other Armenians, he continued, “There are none. There used to be thousands of them…. I remember them streaming out of here every Sunday, led by their priest. But not now. She is the last.” Elsewhere, too, we find individuals who are the last of their kind. Mesopotamia’s two hundred thousand Syriac Christians, the Suriani, had contracted by 1920 to seventy thousand, and to barely four thousand by 1990. A solitary priest was the only Christian inhabitant of one village that was once endowed with seventeen churches.”",
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