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title: "56 Old Ladies Quotes by 52 authors"
description: "Browse 56 Old Ladies quotes by 52 authors. Discover the best Old Ladies sayings and thoughts."
image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb3/big-pun-14491_born_i-m-as-wicked-as-hitler-s-first-born-cau_1842763.png"
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> [I'm as wicked as Hitler's first born, cause of me, lot of old ladies purses gone.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/big-pun/i-m-as-wicked-as-hitler-s-first-born-cause-of-me-lot-of-old-ladies/)

[Big Pun](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/big-pun/)

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> [The Big L was cold crazy, A top-notch crook snatchin pocket books from old ladies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/big-l/the-big-l-was-cold-crazy-a-top-notch-crook-snatchin-pocket-books-from-2/)

[Big L](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/big-l/)

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> [Dressing up as decrepit old ladies, and even decrepit young ladies, was one of our staples.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graham-chapman/dressing-up-as-decrepit-old-ladies-and-even-decrepit-young-ladies-was/)

[Graham Chapman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/graham-chapman/)

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> [Henry James was one of the nicest old ladies I ever met.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-faulkner/henry-james-was-one-of-the-nicest-old-ladies-i-ever-met/)

[William Faulkner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-faulkner/)

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> [Old as I am, for ladies' love unfit, The power of beauty I remember yet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-dryden/old-as-i-am-for-ladies-love-unfit-the-power-of-beauty-i-remember-yet/)

[John Dryden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-dryden/)

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> [You're mugging old ladies every bit as much if you pinch their pension fund](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ben-elton/you-re-mugging-old-ladies-every-bit-as-much-if-you-pinch-their/)

[Ben Elton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ben-elton/)

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> [Little old ladies of both sexes. Why do I let them bother me?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-o-hara/little-old-ladies-of-both-sexes-why-do-i-let-them-bother-me/)

[John O'Hara](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-o-hara/)

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> [Old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs, I don't think so...retired mermaids.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milton-jones/old-ladies-in-wheelchairs-with-blankets-over-their-legs-i-don-t-think/)

[Milton Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/milton-jones/)

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> [I'll have everyone from 90-year-old ladies wanting to come up and kiss me on the cheek and say they love the show…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-rawlings/i-ll-have-everyone-from-90-year-old-ladies-wanting-to-come-up-and/)

[Richard Rawlings](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-rawlings/)

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> [We will be the old ladies dancing in the grocery store showing the young girls how its done...silly old ladies with silly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/megan-marie/we-will-be-the-old-ladies-dancing-in-the-grocery-store-showing-the/)

[Megan Marie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/megan-marie/)

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> [Fashion has this youth mania. But 70-year-old ladies don't have 18-year-old bodies, and 18-year-olds don't have a 70-year-old's dollars.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/iris-apfel/fashion-has-this-youth-mania-but-70-year-old-ladies-don-t-have-18/)

[Iris Apfel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/iris-apfel/)

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> [The thing about having a very young mother who had you at 20 is that you expect that you're going to be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julianne-moore/the-thing-about-having-a-very-young-mother-who-had-you-at-20-is-that/)

[Julianne Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julianne-moore/)

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> [If a writer has to rob his mother, he will not hesitate: The 'Ode on a Grecian Urn' is worth any number…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-faulkner/if-a-writer-has-to-rob-his-mother-he-will-not-hesitate-the-ode-on-a/)

[William Faulkner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-faulkner/)

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> [The English have no imagination: and yet they do show imagination in two things - two only. In the evening-clothes worn by…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/natalia-ginzburg/the-english-have-no-imagination-and-yet-they-do-show-imagination-in/)

[Natalia Ginzburg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/natalia-ginzburg/)

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> [“But they wrote like little old men and little old ladies, all purseymouthed and ooo, don't slip on that icy patch, Mildred.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-king/but-they-wrote-like-little-old-men-and-little-old-ladies-all/)

[Stephen King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-king/)

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> [I would still have old ladies come up to me after the show and pat me on the cheek after I had…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dane-cook/i-would-still-have-old-ladies-come-up-to-me-after-the-show-and-pat-me/)

[Dane Cook](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dane-cook/)

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> [“The Sunday morning choir raised their voices to fever pitch with another gospel tune. Slurring voices filled with thick drawls of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jaime-allison-parker/the-sunday-morning-choir-raised-their-voices-to-fever-pitch-with/)

[Jaime Allison Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jaime-allison-parker/)

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> [ I wish that she had had a black loon because I don't think that Nina \[Simone\] did. I have always had -… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikki-giovanni/i-wish-that-she-had-had-a-black-loon-because-i-don-t-think-that-nina/)

[Nikki Giovanni](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikki-giovanni/)

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> [And the cool kids always had a stop sign in their bedroom. Which means: "I don't care if people die. I want…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-smith/and-the-cool-kids-always-had-a-stop-sign-in-their-bedroom-which-means/)

[Josh Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-smith/)

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> [“747s always remind me of a fat, ugly old lady in the neighborhood where I used to live. Huge sagging breasts, swollen…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/haruki-murakami/747s-always-remind-me-of-a-fat-ugly-old-lady-in-the-neighborhood/)

[Haruki Murakami](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/haruki-murakami/)

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> [Old ladies photographed by CBS who announced that they would die of malnutrition if Reagan's bill were passed could probably have saved…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-f-buckley-jr/old-ladies-photographed-by-cbs-who-announced-that-they-would-die-of/)

[William F. Buckley, Jr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-f-buckley-jr/)

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> [“Henri said our names were fitting because we were destined to be together in our old age, like our great-great-aunts. Two gray…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jessica-taylor/henri-said-our-names-were-fitting-because-we-were-destined-to-be/)

[Jessica Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jessica-taylor/)

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> [... a gaggle of old ladies is glued to the window at the end of the hall like children or jailbirds. They're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-gruen/a-gaggle-of-old-ladies-is-glued-to-the-window-at-the-end-of-the-hall/)

[Sara Gruen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-gruen/)

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> [“Flirt with the old ladies and you’ll be fine,” I muttered, shoving my stuff into the cubby. He hung his green hoodie…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katherine-mcintyre/flirt-with-the-old-ladies-and-you-ll-be-fine-i-muttered-shoving-my/)

[Katherine McIntyre](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katherine-mcintyre/)

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> [“... I regularly frequent St. George';s, Hanover Square, during the genteel marriage season; and though I have never seen the bridegroom's male…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-makepeace-thackeray/i-regularly-frequent-st-george-s-hanover-square-during-the-genteel/)

[William Makepeace Thackeray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-makepeace-thackeray/)

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> [Let's become little old ladies together- we'll stay up late looking at old pictures, telling "remember when" stories, and laughing till our…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/let-s-become-little-old-ladies-together-we-ll-stay-up-late-looking-at/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [The number of old ladies who've beaten me up on TV is absolutely ridiculous.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/russell-howard/the-number-of-old-ladies-who-ve-beaten-me-up-on-tv-is-absolutely/)

[Russell Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/russell-howard/)

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> [“There’s no accounting for the opinions of old ladies. They think everyone is cute.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shannon-wiersbitzky/there-s-no-accounting-for-the-opinions-of-old-ladies-they-think/)

[Shannon Wiersbitzky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shannon-wiersbitzky/)

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> [It's just kinda what I did: played crazy old ladies.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vicki-lawrence/it-s-just-kinda-what-i-did-played-crazy-old-ladies/)

[Vicki Lawrence](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vicki-lawrence/)

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> [“Fools rush in, but they are laggards compared to little old ladies with nothing left to fear.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/fools-rush-in-but-they-are-laggards-compared-to-little-old-ladies/)

[Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/)

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> [“…two lumpy old ladies in semitransparent raincoats, like potatoes in cellophane…”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vladimir-nabokov/two-lumpy-old-ladies-in-semitransparent-raincoats-like-potatoes-in/)

[Vladimir Nabokov](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vladimir-nabokov/)

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> [“Longevity-and sanity. Eccentric old ladies on Harleys I can deal with.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alison-larkin/longevity-and-sanity-eccentric-old-ladies-on-harleys-i-can-deal-with/)

Alison Larkin

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> [Book reviewers are little old ladies of both sexes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-o-hara/book-reviewers-are-little-old-ladies-of-both-sexes/)

[John O'Hara](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-o-hara/)

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> [I'm interested in playing old ladies because I am becoming one. And I want to become a very good one!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tyne-daly/i-m-interested-in-playing-old-ladies-because-i-am-becoming-one-and-i/)

[Tyne Daly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tyne-daly/)

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> [Besides, old ladies are always right. That's how they get to be so old. It's one of those things.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ian-kelsey/besides-old-ladies-are-always-right-that-s-how-they-get-to-be-so-old/)

[Ian Kelsey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ian-kelsey/)

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> [“Little old ladies speed away in their wheelchairs, frightened meals on wheels.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ryan-mecum/little-old-ladies-speed-away-in-their-wheelchairs-frightened-meals-on/)

[Ryan Mecum](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ryan-mecum/)

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> [Girls just want to have fun. Well, so do old ladies!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-rivers/girls-just-want-to-have-fun-well-so-do-old-ladies/)

[Joan Rivers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-rivers/)

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> [“old ladies were just young ladies who’d seen and done more stuff.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/linsey-hall/old-ladies-were-just-young-ladies-who-d-seen-and-done-more-stuff/)

[Linsey Hall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/linsey-hall/)

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> [We'll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/we-ll-be-the-old-ladies-causing-trouble-in-the-nursing-homes/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Pickaxes?" Alex screwed up his brow. "What do you plan to do with those in Bristol, Pooele? Beat upon little old ladies?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katharine-ashe/pickaxes-alex-screwed-up-his-brow-what-do-you-plan-to-do-with-those/)

[Katharine Ashe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katharine-ashe/)

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