--- title: "10 Old farts Quotes by 10 authors" description: "Browse 10 Old farts quotes by 10 authors. Discover the best Old farts sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c2c/dj-quik-12180_fart_you-never-want-to-look-like-an-old-fart_2110000.jpg" --- > [You never want to look like an old fart doing young rap music.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dj-quik/you-never-want-to-look-like-an-old-fart-doing-young-rap-music/) [DJ Quik](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dj-quik/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c2c/dj-quik-12180_fart_you-never-want-to-look-like-an-old-fart_2110000.jpg) > [Though I've turned 21, I don't drink. I'm an old hag now. I'm just an old fart.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mena-suvari/though-i-ve-turned-21-i-don-t-drink-i-m-an-old-hag-now-i-m-just-an/) [Mena Suvari](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mena-suvari/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9d9/mena-suvari-24400_drink_though-i-ve-turned-21-i-don-t-drink-i-m_1936934.png) > [If the game is run properly as a professional game, you do not need 57 old farts running rugby.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-carling/if-the-game-is-run-properly-as-a-professional-game-you-do-not-need-57/) [Will Carling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-carling/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0b1/will-carling-50934_fart_if-the-game-is-run-properly-as-a-profess_2212087.png) > [Rock n' roll is for the young idiots, not an old fart like me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/al-jourgensen/rock-n-roll-is-for-the-young-idiots-not-an-old-fart-like-me/) [Al Jourgensen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/al-jourgensen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a8a/al-jourgensen-8398_fart_rock-n-roll-is-for-the-young-idiots-not_1776202.png) > [There's nothing worse than a bunch of jaded old farts, and that's a fact.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-plant/there-s-nothing-worse-than-a-bunch-of-jaded-old-farts-and-that-s-a/) [Robert Plant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-plant/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7a7/robert-plant-1715_bunch_there-s-nothing-worse-than-a-bunch-of-ja_3207876.jpg) > [Right now, the old guys, the old farts, if you will, are still running the show, and the women haven't gotten their…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-matthews/right-now-the-old-guys-the-old-farts-if-you-will-are-still-running/) [Chris Matthews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-matthews/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/337/chris-matthews-1682_fart_right-now-the-old-guys-the-old-farts-if_2387253.png) > [The rest of the guys in Sabbath became boring old farts, and there I was, this crazy guy, still into wrecking hotel…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/the-rest-of-the-guys-in-sabbath-became-boring-old-farts-and-there-i/) [Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e53/ozzy-osbourne-685_boring_the-rest-of-the-guys-in-sabbath-became-b_2038472.jpg) > [Just let them sit in the goddam sun. But the world won't let them because there's nothing more dangerous than letting old…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-mccourt/just-let-them-sit-in-the-goddam-sun-but-the-world-won-t-let-them/) [Frank McCourt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-mccourt/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/357/frank-mccourt-2576_busy_just-let-them-sit-in-the-goddam-sun-but_3014744.png) > [I wrote the book based on a blog that I keep. I also tweet. I don't think that for an incredibly old…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-peters/i-wrote-the-book-based-on-a-blog-that-i-keep-i-also-tweet-i-don-t/) [Tom Peters](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-peters/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a70/tom-peters-967_behinds_i-wrote-the-book-based-on-a-blog-that-i_1132338.png) > [Besides, when you say you're a feminist it annoys the bigots and the old farts and the prissy ladies so much, it's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ursula-k-le-guin/besides-when-you-say-you-re-a-feminist-it-annoys-the-bigots-and-the/) [Ursula K. Le Guin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ursula-k-le-guin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2cb/ursula-k-le-guin-138_annoying_besides-when-you-say-you-re-a-feminist-i_1872552.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/old-farts/#itemlist", "name": "Old farts Quotes", "numberOfItems": 10, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "You never want to look like an old fart doing young rap music.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "DJ Quik" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dj-quik/you-never-want-to-look-like-an-old-fart-doing-young-rap-music/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c2c/dj-quik-12180_fart_you-never-want-to-look-like-an-old-fart_2110000.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c2c/dj-quik-12180_fart_you-never-want-to-look-like-an-old-fart_2110000.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c2c/dj-quik-12180_fart_you-never-want-to-look-like-an-old-fart_2110000.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“You never want to look like an old fart doing young rap music.” — DJ Quik", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Though I've turned 21, I don't drink. 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