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title: "5 Old Dude Quotes by 5 authors"
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> [“It's close to Christmas." "Oh yeah? I thought everyone was just crushing on an old dude with stellar beard”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anyta-sunday/it-s-close-to-christmas-oh-yeah-i-thought-everyone-was-just-crushing/)

[Anyta Sunday](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anyta-sunday/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/811/anyta-sunday-20129_beard_it-s-close-to-christmas-oh-yeah-i-though_805055.jpg)

> [I'd rather be a creature of the night than an old dude.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gerard-way/i-d-rather-be-a-creature-of-the-night-than-an-old-dude/)

[Gerard Way](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gerard-way/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ad8/gerard-way-1061_animals_i-d-rather-be-a-creature-of-the-night-th_807830.png)

> [When I'm an old dude in a rocking chair, I'll have these great war stories.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matt-serra/when-i-m-an-old-dude-in-a-rocking-chair-i-ll-have-these-great-war/)

[Matt Serra](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matt-serra/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/874/matt-serra-6052_chair_when-i-m-an-old-dude-in-a-rocking-chair_1251022.jpg)

> [Whenever I watch a show and twentysomethings have a lot of 'Star Wars' references, I know it's written by a 40-year-old dude.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anders-holm/whenever-i-watch-a-show-and-twentysomethings-have-a-lot-of-star-wars/)

[Anders Holm](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anders-holm/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/567/anders-holm-20496_dude_whenever-i-watch-a-show-and-twentysometh_2322128.jpg)

> [Every old dude hates young people.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gavin-mcinnes/every-old-dude-hates-young-people/)

[Gavin McInnes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gavin-mcinnes/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6b3/gavin-mcinnes-4442_dude_every-old-dude-hates-young-people-243372_2433722.png)

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