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Yo mama so fat her belly button got an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jess-franken/yo-mama-so-fat-yo-mama-so-fat-she-wears-a-sock-on-each-toe-yo-mama-so/) [Jess Franken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jess-franken/) > [“YO MAMA SO SKINNY... Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio. Yo mama so skinny she can grate cheese on her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jess-franken/yo-mama-so-skinny-yo-mama-so-skinny-she-hula-hoops-with-a-cheerio-yo/) [Jess Franken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jess-franken/) > [“YO MAMA SO OLD... Yo mama so old the back of her head looks like a raisin. Yo mama so old her social security…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jess-franken/yo-mama-so-old-yo-mama-so-old-the-back-of-her-head-looks-like-a/) [Jess Franken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jess-franken/) > [“YO MAMA SO POOR... Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jess-franken/yo-mama-so-poor-yo-mama-so-poor-when-i-saw-her-kicking-a-can-down-the/) [Jess Franken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jess-franken/) > [“YO MAMA SO STUPID... Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her M&Ms in alphabetical order. Yo mama so stupid she told me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jess-franken/yo-mama-so-stupid-yo-mama-so-stupid-she-tried-to-put-her-m-ms-in/) [Jess Franken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jess-franken/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/old-child/jess-franken/#itemlist", "name": "1 Old Child Quotes By Jess Franken", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“YO MAMA SO OLD... Yo mama so old the back of her head looks like a raisin. 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