--- title: "8 Okay Quotes By Darynda Jones" description: "8 Okay quotes by Darynda Jones. Plus more from Darynda Jones and more Okay sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ff0/darynda-jones-474_dangerous_wait-what-are-you-doing-she-could-appare_513862.png" --- > [Wait, what are you doing?” She could apparently hear the strain in my voice as I craned my neck from side to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/wait-what-are-you-doing-she-could-apparently-hear-the-strain-in-my/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ff0/darynda-jones-474_dangerous_wait-what-are-you-doing-she-could-appare_513862.png) > [You can’t have him, okay,” she said from behind the wire barrier. “Mm-hmm,” I whispered. “This is certainly a beautiful neighborhood.” “Yeah,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/you-can-t-have-him-okay-she-said-from-behind-the-wire-barrier-mm-hmm/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a6b/darynda-jones-474_barriers_you-can-t-have-him-okay-she-said-from-be_520246.png) > [Amber, you could never embarrass me." "Never?" she asked. "Never." "One time, I yelled across the store to Mom and asked her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/amber-you-could-never-embarrass-me-never-she-asked-never-one-time-i/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0b9/darynda-jones-474_amber_amber-you-could-never-embarrass-me-never_632096.png) > [Before I tell you, I have to know three things," I said. "Okay." "One, are you sitting down?" "Yes." "Two, are you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/before-i-tell-you-i-have-to-know-three-things-i-said-okay-one-are-you/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c8d/darynda-jones-474_doe_before-i-tell-you-i-have-to-know-three-t_1111001.jpg) > [Okay, I’ll put someone on it. But you know, the Albuquerque Police Department wasn’t really created to find things out for you.”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/okay-i-ll-put-someone-on-it-but-you-know-the-albuquerque-police/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/357/darynda-jones-474_okay_okay-i-ll-put-someone-on-it-but-you-know_1413988.png) > [Want coffee?" I asked, as I headed that way. "It's three thirty in the morning." "Okay. Want coffee?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/want-coffee-i-asked-as-i-headed-that-way-it-s-three-thirty-in-the/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dd3/darynda-jones-474_coffee_want-coffee-i-asked-as-i-headed-that-way_1905950.png) > [Okay, I'll strip. I'll tap dance. I'll sing 'La Cucaracha' in C minor.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/okay-i-ll-strip-i-ll-tap-dance-i-ll-sing-la-cucaracha-in-c-minor/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5cc/darynda-jones-474_dance_okay-i-ll-strip-i-ll-tap-dance-i-ll-sing_2339101.png) > [But, you're his son," I said, trying really hard to hate him. "You're the son of Satan. Literally." "And you are the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/but-you-re-his-son-i-said-trying-really-hard-to-hate-him-you-re-the/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/339/darynda-jones-474_harsh_but-you-re-his-son-i-said-trying-really_3226322.png) ## Other authors on Okay ## More by Darynda Jones > [He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/he-bombarded-me-with-words-of-all-things-apparently-clueless-to-the/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/i-have-three-words-for-you-emt-guy-said-possible-internal-bleeding-i/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [See you in a few. Hold down the fort, Mr. Wong!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/see-you-in-a-few-hold-down-the-fort-mr-wong/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [When fighting clowns, always go for the juggler.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/when-fighting-clowns-always-go-for-the-juggler/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/god-i-loved-sammy-i-d-considered-marrying-him-but-his-wife-got-upset/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [“Oh, my god, I don't know. What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/oh-my-god-i-don-t-know-what-do-you-want-you-he-said-his-voice/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [“Las mujeres que se portan bien no suelen hacer historia.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/las-mujeres-que-se-portan-bien-no-suelen-hacer-historia/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [“If ever there was a time to carry a flashlight, it would definitely be at night.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/if-ever-there-was-a-time-to-carry-a-flashlight-it-would-definitely-be/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/in-three-hundred-feet-turn-right-darth-vader-said-the-darth-vader-i/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/the-asshole-slipped-peggy-a-five-spot-to-bring-him-his-burger-first/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [“I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/i-reported-to-work-the-next-morning-looking-like-something-the-cat/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [It isn’t the fall that will kill you, but the sudden stop.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/it-isn-t-the-fall-that-will-kill-you-but-the-sudden-stop/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [“One day, I’m going to get to the bottom of you, Charley Davidson.” I had no idea she was into anal.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/one-day-i-m-going-to-get-to-the-bottom-of-you-charley-davidson-i-had/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [“We should date." I laughed, curled him into my arms, and kissed the soft spot underneath his earlobe. "You're going to have to go…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/we-should-date-i-laughed-curled-him-into-my-arms-and-kissed-the-soft/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [“A girl, a mocha latte, and a naked dead man walk into a bar,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/a-girl-a-mocha-latte-and-a-naked-dead-man-walk-into-a-bar/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/okay/darynda-jones/#itemlist", "name": "8 Okay Quotes By Darynda Jones", "numberOfItems": 8, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Wait, what are you doing?” She could apparently hear the strain in my voice as I craned my neck from side to side. “I’m trying to see past a little girl on my hood.\" “Oh. Isn’t that dangerous?” “Normally. 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I added that, according to the box, the super-absorbent were for those heavy days. Then I asked her to rate her heaviness on a scale of one to ten.\" \"Okay, you could.\" \"Then while we were standing in line, I asked her why she was buying three boxes of Summer's Eve in the middle of winter.\" I set her at arm's length. \"Wow.\" \"I know, right? 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