--- title: "4 Oh my god Quotes By Renee Carlino" description: "4 Oh my god quotes by Renee Carlino. Plus more from Renee Carlino and more Oh my god sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/65e/renee-carlino-5085_quote_he-jolted-upright-and-grabbed-my-foot-ho_427220.jpg" --- > [“He jolted upright and grabbed my foot. “How are you doing that?” He inspected my feet. “Oh my god!” Holding my foot…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/renee-carlino/he-jolted-upright-and-grabbed-my-foot-how-are-you-doing-that-he/) [Renee Carlino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/renee-carlino/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/65e/renee-carlino-5085_quote_he-jolted-upright-and-grabbed-my-foot-ho_427220.jpg) > [“I just realized I know nothing about you. Do you have a family? Where are you from?” The idea that I just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/renee-carlino/i-just-realized-i-know-nothing-about-you-do-you-have-a-family-where/) [Renee Carlino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/renee-carlino/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/056/renee-carlino-5085_brotherhood_i-just-realized-i-know-nothing-about-you_1416219.jpg) > [“Chucky came home sometime around the fifth inning. “Yo,” he said as he walked by me toward his room. “Yo.” When he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/renee-carlino/chucky-came-home-sometime-around-the-fifth-inning-yo-he-said-as-he/) [Renee Carlino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/renee-carlino/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f02/renee-carlino-5085_quote_chucky-came-home-sometime-around-the-fif_1888449.jpg) > [“If it’s a girl, I want to name her Grace.” “Okay, if it’s a boy, I think we should name him Hamsel,”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/renee-carlino/if-it-s-a-girl-i-want-to-name-her-grace-okay-if-it-s-a-boy-i-think-we/) [Renee Carlino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/renee-carlino/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/414/renee-carlino-5085_names_if-it-s-a-girl-i-want-to-name-her-grace_2592088.jpg) ## Other authors on Oh my god ## More by Renee Carlino > [“If the ocean were music, sailboats would be the ballerinas.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/renee-carlino/if-the-ocean-were-music-sailboats-would-be-the-ballerinas/) [Renee Carlino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/renee-carlino/) > [“It’s the only way to know you’re really in love, when you ask the question would it be harder to watch him die, or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/renee-carlino/it-s-the-only-way-to-know-you-re-really-in-love-when-you-ask-the/) [Renee Carlino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/renee-carlino/) > [“Martha would come over every week and check on Mia and work with her on relaxation and breathing exercises to prepare for the natural…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/renee-carlino/martha-would-come-over-every-week-and-check-on-mia-and-work-with-her/) [Renee Carlino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/renee-carlino/) > [“You brightened the darkest time of my life.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/renee-carlino/you-brightened-the-darkest-time-of-my-life/) [Renee Carlino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/renee-carlino/) > [“He gave me the biggest bear hug and lifted me off the ground in the process. “Oh, man, that’s awesome news, bro.” A bear…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/renee-carlino/he-gave-me-the-biggest-bear-hug-and-lifted-me-off-the-ground-in-the/) [Renee Carlino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/renee-carlino/) > [“Gratitude is the quality of being thankful and the readiness to show appreciation in return.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/renee-carlino/gratitude-is-the-quality-of-being-thankful-and-the-readiness-to-show/) [Renée Carlino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/renee-carlino/) > [“Leave your life. Leave everyone you love, every care, every stress, every commitment. Live alone. Understand what it feels like to know that if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/renee-carlino/leave-your-life-leave-everyone-you-love-every-care-every-stress-every/) [Renée Carlino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/renee-carlino/) > [“I believe you have to protect your relationship with God more than any other, Charlotte. Whether you believe in God or not, whether you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/renee-carlino/i-believe-you-have-to-protect-your-relationship-with-god-more-than/) [Renee Carlino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/renee-carlino/) > [“I am a man. I've dated, but I'm not interested in sleeping around. I want to be with someone who intrigues me, who can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/renee-carlino/i-am-a-man-i-ve-dated-but-i-m-not-interested-in-sleeping-around-i/) [Renée Carlino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/renee-carlino/) > [“Share your special soul with me And I promise to Give you all of mine”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/renee-carlino/share-your-special-soul-with-me-and-i-promise-to-give-you-all-of-mine/) [Renee Carlino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/renee-carlino/) > [“For Jackson: The best damn dog in the world. RIP, Buddy.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/renee-carlino/for-jackson-the-best-damn-dog-in-the-world-rip-buddy/) [Renee Carlino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/renee-carlino/) > [“When Tyler got to my apartment, he looked disappointed. Scowling and shaking his head, he said, “What are you wearing?” I had on a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/renee-carlino/when-tyler-got-to-my-apartment-he-looked-disappointed-scowling-and/) [Renee Carlino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/renee-carlino/) > [“I wanted to wrap him up in a blanket and put him in my pocket for safekeeping.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/renee-carlino/i-wanted-to-wrap-him-up-in-a-blanket-and-put-him-in-my-pocket-for/) [Renee Carlino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/renee-carlino/) > [“We greeted the guests and mingled with everyone until dinner was served. Mia stood up and addressed the crowd, something extremely out of character…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/renee-carlino/we-greeted-the-guests-and-mingled-with-everyone-until-dinner-was/) [Renee Carlino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/renee-carlino/) > [“He was good-looking in a clean way, but he was fat. He looked like he'd eaten Ryan Seacrest for breakfast.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/renee-carlino/he-was-good-looking-in-a-clean-way-but-he-was-fat-he-looked-like-he-d/) [Renee Carlino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/renee-carlino/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/oh-my-god/renee-carlino/#itemlist", "name": "4 Oh my god Quotes By Renee Carlino", "numberOfItems": 4, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“He jolted upright and grabbed my foot. “How are you doing that?” He inspected my feet. “Oh my god!” Holding my foot up, he said, “How are you doing that with these sausage toes?” “Hey! I like my toes.” “They’re adorable, but they look like they belong on a fat toddler.” We were both laughing, but I felt vulnerable, so I sat up. “Let me see your feet.” “I have beautiful feet,” he said and it was true. 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