--- title: "12 Oh my god Quotes By Rachel Hawkins" description: "12 Oh my god quotes by Rachel Hawkins. Plus more from Rachel Hawkins and more Oh my god sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/69c/rachel-hawkins-379_cake_let-s-just-say-you-may-regret-that-secon_793024.jpg" --- > [“Let's just say you may regret that second piece of cake.' Oh my God. Regret cake? Whatever was about to happen must…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/let-s-just-say-you-may-regret-that-second-piece-of-cake-oh-my-god/) [Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/69c/rachel-hawkins-379_cake_let-s-just-say-you-may-regret-that-secon_793024.jpg) > [ “Oh my God. Regret cake? Whatever was about to happen must be truly evil. \[Sophie\]” ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/oh-my-god-regret-cake-whatever-was-about-to-happen-must-be-truly-evil/) [Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/285/rachel-hawkins-379_evil_oh-my-god-regret-cake-whatever-was-about_2730732.jpg) > [“I don't drink." "Oh My God, a straight-edged demon! I freaking love it!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/i-don-t-drink-oh-my-god-a-straight-edged-demon-i-freaking-love-it/) [Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4a3/rachel-hawkins-379_oh-my-god_i-don-t-drink-oh-my-god-a-straight-edged_1188901.jpg) > [“Oh my God, you so should have fainted, and then Cal could have caught you and, like, carried you up the staircase.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/oh-my-god-you-so-should-have-fainted-and-then-cal-could-have-caught/) [Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b79/rachel-hawkins-379_oh-my-god_oh-my-god-you-so-should-have-fainted-and_1739903.jpg) > [“Oh my God. Regret cake? Whatever was about to happen must be truly evil.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/oh-my-god-regret-cake-whatever-was-about-to-happen-must-be-truly-evil-2/) [Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/425/rachel-hawkins-379_evil_oh-my-god-regret-cake-whatever-was-about_2842843.jpg) > [“Both of us widened our eyes and said, "Woah." Then I immediately blushed. Oh my God, had I just looked at Archer…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/both-of-us-widened-our-eyes-and-said-woah-then-i-immediately-blushed/) [Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f84/rachel-hawkins-379_oh-my-god_both-of-us-widened-our-eyes-and-said-woa_63881.jpg) > [“You knocked out Ben McCrary?' he asked, eyes wide. 'It was an accident,' I said again. 'I threw the ball harder than…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/you-knocked-out-ben-mccrary-he-asked-eyes-wide-it-was-an-accident-i/) [Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/138/rachel-hawkins-379_dex_you-knocked-out-ben-mccrary-he-asked-eye_1931031.jpg) > [“Both of us widened our eyes and said, "Whoa." Then I immediately blushed. Oh my God, had I just looked at Archer…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/both-of-us-widened-our-eyes-and-said-whoa-then-i-immediately-blushed/) [Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a02/rachel-hawkins-379_quote_both-of-us-widened-our-eyes-and-said-who_1014184.jpg) > [“Ghouls," I heard Archer say. His voice was low and tense, like a person who's being confronted by a wild animal. "Reanimated…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/ghouls-i-heard-archer-say-his-voice-was-low-and-tense-like-a-person/) [Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/123/rachel-hawkins-379_wild-animal_ghouls-i-heard-archer-say-his-voice-was_520064.jpg) > [“What do you think we’re hunting tonight?” I twisted and pulled at my backpack until it was in front of me, then…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/what-do-you-think-we-re-hunting-tonight-i-twisted-and-pulled-at-my/) [Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b49/rachel-hawkins-379_holy-water_what-do-you-think-we-re-hunting-tonight_1971954.jpg) > [“Oh my God,” Jenna murmured, just as I said, “Holy hell weasel,” under my breath. I won’t repeat what Archer said. Someone…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/oh-my-god-jenna-murmured-just-as-i-said-holy-hell-weasel-under-my/) [Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/42f/rachel-hawkins-379_gaze_oh-my-god-jenna-murmured-just-as-i-said_2293069.jpg) > [“If Sophie hadn’t used my magic in her body,” Elodie summed up, “she would’ve been dead like, ten times by now.” Okay,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/if-sophie-hadn-t-used-my-magic-in-her-body-elodie-summed-up-she-would/) [Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/50e/rachel-hawkins-379_last-night_if-sophie-hadn-t-used-my-magic-in-her-bo_795381.jpg) ## Other authors on Oh my god ## More by Rachel Hawkins > [“Cal stepped forward, hopefully to come to my rescue. "I could toss her off the pier, Ms. Vanderlyden." Or not.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/cal-stepped-forward-hopefully-to-come-to-my-rescue-i-could-toss-her/) [Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/) > [“Or maybe your magic isn't that destructive after all. The rain of Doritos, the bed thing,this...Maybe it's just that you create too big, you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/or-maybe-your-magic-isn-t-that-destructive-after-all-the-rain-of/) [Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/) > [“We headed down a narrow flight of stairs that ended at a low arch. Beyond the arch was yet another murky room. Did these…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/we-headed-down-a-narrow-flight-of-stairs-that-ended-at-a-low-arch/) [Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/) > [“I know it looks vaguely unsanitary and potentially scandalous, Nana, but I promise that Izzy and I are only pursuing noble...pursuits. We've even got…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/i-know-it-looks-vaguely-unsanitary-and-potentially-scandalous-nana/) [Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/) > [“Looking back, none of this would have happened if I’d brought lip gloss the night of the Homecoming Dance.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/looking-back-none-of-this-would-have-happened-if-i-d-brought-lip/) [Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/) > [“Izzy was sitting cross-legged on the couch, a paper-back book in her hands. She didn’t look up when we came in, and I wondered…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/izzy-was-sitting-cross-legged-on-the-couch-a-paper-back-book-in-her/) [Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/) > [“I knew." "What?" "I knew what you were then, Sophie. Your dad told me before the betrothal. And you told me about your grandmother,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/i-knew-what-i-knew-what-you-were-then-sophie-your-dad-told-me-before/) [Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/) > [“Welcome to The Twilight Zone!” The “Holy-crap-that’s-a-lot-of-pink” Zone would have been a more accurate description.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/welcome-to-the-twilight-zone-the-holy-crap-that-s-a-lot-of-pink-zone/) [Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/) > [“There was an intruder on a forbidden part of the island, and the security system was compromised." Another image of Archer's sword slicing through…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/there-was-an-intruder-on-a-forbidden-part-of-the-island-and-the/) [Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/) > [“Do you remember the section on controlling demons in Demonologies ? I believe it's in chapter five." "Um...no." Irritation flashed over his face. "Honestly,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/do-you-remember-the-section-on-controlling-demons-in-demonologies-i/) [Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/) > [“Both of us widened our eyes and said, "Woah." Then I immediately blushed. Oh my God, had I just looked at Archer and said,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/both-of-us-widened-our-eyes-and-said-woah-then-i-immediately-blushed/) [Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/) > [“Ah, Grace and Aislinn arguing. It’s like old times again,” a male voice said, sounding vaguely muffled. “Could someone take this blasted thing off…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/ah-grace-and-aislinn-arguing-it-s-like-old-times-again-a-male-voice/) [Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/) > [“Why do you think Lara is Lara Casnoff, and Mrs. Casnoff is Mrs. Casnoff?” Elodie whispered as she worked her magic on the enchanted…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/why-do-you-think-lara-is-lara-casnoff-and-mrs-casnoff-is-mrs-casnoff/) [Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/) > [“Put simply,she freaked me the hell out.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/put-simply-she-freaked-me-the-hell-out/) [Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/) > [“When someone tells you somebody's been murdered, laughing is probably not the best response. You know, for future reference. But laughing is exactly what…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/when-someone-tells-you-somebody-s-been-murdered-laughing-is-probably/) [Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/oh-my-god/rachel-hawkins/#itemlist", "name": "12 Oh my god Quotes By Rachel Hawkins", "numberOfItems": 12, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Let's just say you may regret that second piece of cake.' Oh my God. Regret cake? 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But I'd never seen the point in boning up on my necromancer skills. When was I ever going to need to order around the dead?”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Rachel Hawkins" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/ghouls-i-heard-archer-say-his-voice-was-low-and-tense-like-a-person/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/123/rachel-hawkins-379_wild-animal_ghouls-i-heard-archer-say-his-voice-was_520064.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/123/rachel-hawkins-379_wild-animal_ghouls-i-heard-archer-say-his-voice-was_520064.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/123/rachel-hawkins-379_wild-animal_ghouls-i-heard-archer-say-his-voice-was_520064.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Ghouls,\" I heard Archer say. 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I won’t repeat what Archer said. Someone in the crowd-I think it was Taylor-shouted, “But the school is closed. Everyone was saying…” Her voice trailed off, and one of the faeries piped up, her voice higher and clear. “You have no right to bring us here. The Fae are no longer in alliance with the rest of Prodigium. On behalf of the Seelie court, I demand you send us home.” Ah. That was Nausicaa. She was the only one of the faeries that talked like she was rehearsing a play. Next to me, Jenna leaned in closer and said, “The Fae broke their alliance? Did you know that?” I shook my head just as Mrs. Casnoff pinned Nausicaa with a glare. No matter how feeble she seemed, she could still throw one heck of a dirty look. “Alliances and treaties have no meaning here at Hecate Hall. Once you’ve been a student here, your allegiance is to the school. 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