--- title: "8 Oh my god Quotes By J. Lynn" description: "8 Oh my god quotes by J. Lynn. Plus more from J. Lynn and more Oh my god sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/600/j-lynn-1047_class_did-he-only-wear-a-shirt-during-class-oh_24206.jpg" --- > [Did he only wear a shirt during class? Oh my God, he seriously lived across the hall. Jacob was going to flip...…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-lynn/did-he-only-wear-a-shirt-during-class-oh-my-god-he-seriously-lived/) [J. Lynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-lynn/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/600/j-lynn-1047_class_did-he-only-wear-a-shirt-during-class-oh_24206.jpg) > [“I am so dying to know what cookies are slang for.” “Probably his cock,” Jacob plopped down on the arm of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-lynn/i-am-so-dying-to-know-what-cookies-are-slang-for-probably-his-cock/) [J. Lynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-lynn/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a3/j-lynn-1047_history_i-am-so-dying-to-know-what-cookies-are-s_136285.jpg) > [“ Sleep just go to sleep. Cam lived across the hall? You need to get up early. Go to sleep. How in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-lynn/sleep-just-go-to-sleep-cam-lived-across-the-hall-you-need-to-get-up/) [J. Lynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-lynn/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a07/j-lynn-1047_sleep_sleep-just-go-to-sleep-cam-lived-across_742588.jpg) > [“Did you guys have sex?" Jacob grasped my shoulders, giving me a little shake. "Oh my God, girl, details - I need…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-lynn/did-you-guys-have-sex-jacob-grasped-my-shoulders-giving-me-a-little/) [J. Lynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-lynn/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9c9/j-lynn-1047_oh-my-god_did-you-guys-have-sex-jacob-grasped-my-s_1062400.jpg) > [“What?” I shrieked and slapped his chest again… “Ouch.” He rubbed the spot. “Does it disturb you that I’m kind of getting…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-lynn/what-i-shrieked-and-slapped-his-chest-again-ouch-he-rubbed-the-spot/) [J. Lynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-lynn/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/44e/j-lynn-1047_right-now_what-i-shrieked-and-slapped-his-chest-ag_1408562.jpg) > [“He read? Oh my God, guys that read were like unicorns. They only existed in fairy tales.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-lynn/he-read-oh-my-god-guys-that-read-were-like-unicorns-they-only-existed/) [J. Lynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-lynn/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/505/j-lynn-1047_books_he-read-oh-my-god-guys-that-read-were-li_1833226.jpg) > [And this must be Avery?" "Oh, God, no," Cam said. "This is Candy, Mom." His mother's eyes widened and a bit of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-lynn/and-this-must-be-avery-oh-god-no-cam-said-this-is-candy-mom-his/) [J. Lynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-lynn/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/77f/j-lynn-1047_arms_and-this-must-be-avery-oh-god-no-cam-sai_2640099.jpg) > [I kind of missed the whole running into each other thing. Provided a lot of excitement." "I don't miss that," I admitted,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-lynn/i-kind-of-missed-the-whole-running-into-each-other-thing-provided-a/) [J. Lynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-lynn/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/40f/j-lynn-1047_bags_i-kind-of-missed-the-whole-running-into_2796083.jpg) ## Other authors on Oh my god ## More by J. Lynn > [“I really don’t think you could appear any badder, Ollie.” He huffed as he kicked up his legs onto the coffee table. “At least…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-lynn/i-really-don-t-think-you-could-appear-any-badder-ollie-he-huffed-as/) [J. Lynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-lynn/) > [Did he only wear a shirt during class? Oh my God, he seriously lived across the hall. Jacob was going to flip... and probably…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-lynn/did-he-only-wear-a-shirt-during-class-oh-my-god-he-seriously-lived/) [J. Lynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-lynn/) > [“As long as the sun’s shining, shit can’t be that bad.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-lynn/as-long-as-the-sun-s-shining-shit-can-t-be-that-bad/) [J. Lynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-lynn/) > [“What I needed was to lose myself in a good book, one with tons of sex and angst, complete with an unbelievable happily-ever-after that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-lynn/what-i-needed-was-to-lose-myself-in-a-good-book-one-with-tons-of-sex/) [J. Lynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-lynn/) > [“guys that read were like unicorns. They only existed in fairy tales.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-lynn/guys-that-read-were-like-unicorns-they-only-existed-in-fairy-tales/) [J. Lynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-lynn/) > [“As cocky as this sounds, I knew I could walk onto that campus and get a date with the nearest available girl. Probably even…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-lynn/as-cocky-as-this-sounds-i-knew-i-could-walk-onto-that-campus-and-get/) [J. Lynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-lynn/) > [The silence was killing me. And that's all there ever was. Silence. It was all I knew. Keep quiet. Pretend nothing had happened, that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-lynn/the-silence-was-killing-me-and-that-s-all-there-ever-was-silence-it/) [J. Lynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-lynn/) > [“I never swallowed before. The idea of it wigged me out, but not with him. Apparently, it was my inner porn star.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-lynn/i-never-swallowed-before-the-idea-of-it-wigged-me-out-but-not-with/) [J. Lynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-lynn/) > [I want you. Bad. Right now. Against the wall. On my bed. The floor and maybe in the bathroom later. I have a shower…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-lynn/i-want-you-bad-right-now-against-the-wall-on-my-bed-the-floor-and/) [J. Lynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-lynn/) > [“I am so dying to know what cookies are slang for.” “Probably his cock,” Jacob plopped down on the arm of the couch. “Oh…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-lynn/i-am-so-dying-to-know-what-cookies-are-slang-for-probably-his-cock/) [J. Lynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-lynn/) > [“Something else? That's the nice way of saying they're bat-shit crazy.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-lynn/something-else-that-s-the-nice-way-of-saying-they-re-bat-shit-crazy/) [J. Lynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-lynn/) > [The Hamilton family was a bunch of hugging folks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-lynn/the-hamilton-family-was-a-bunch-of-hugging-folks/) [J. Lynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-lynn/) > [“Why got plans today, hon, and we got to check out, get home, shower, and if you get up now, we'll have enough time…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-lynn/why-got-plans-today-hon-and-we-got-to-check-out-get-home-shower-and/) [J. Lynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-lynn/) > [“He really cares about you," ... "When you were hurt, he wouldn't leave your side." "I know." "No, I mean ...we hear about how…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-lynn/he-really-cares-about-you-when-you-were-hurt-he-wouldn-t-leave-your/) [J. Lynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-lynn/) > [My bag hit the floor, spilling overpriced books and pens across the shiny floor. My pens! My glorious pens rolled everywhere.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-lynn/my-bag-hit-the-floor-spilling-overpriced-books-and-pens-across-the/) [J. Lynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-lynn/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/oh-my-god/j-lynn/#itemlist", "name": "8 Oh my god Quotes By J. Lynn", "numberOfItems": 8, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Did he only wear a shirt during class? Oh my God, he seriously lived across the hall. Jacob was going to flip... and probably move in. That would be fun. 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