--- title: "6 Oh god Quotes By Stephanie Perkins" description: "6 Oh god quotes by Stephanie Perkins. Plus more from Stephanie Perkins and more Oh god sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/375/stephanie-perkins-482_oh-god_oh-god-i-blink-at-the-mirror-it-looks-li_415211.png" --- > [“Oh God." I blink at the mirror. "It looks like I've been vomited on by an inkwell.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephanie-perkins/oh-god-i-blink-at-the-mirror-it-looks-like-i-ve-been-vomited-on-by-an/) [Stephanie Perkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephanie-perkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/375/stephanie-perkins-482_oh-god_oh-god-i-blink-at-the-mirror-it-looks-li_415211.png) > [“See you at breakfast?" "Yeah.See ya." I try to say this casually,but I'm so thrilled that I skip from her room and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephanie-perkins/see-you-at-breakfast-yeah-see-ya-i-try-to-say-this-casually-but-i-m/) [Stephanie Perkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephanie-perkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c1c/stephanie-perkins-482_curly-hair_see-you-at-breakfast-yeah-see-ya-i-try-t_577994.jpg) > [“What's that?" "My friend St. Clair bought it for me. So I wouldn't feel out of place." She raises her eyebrows as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephanie-perkins/what-s-that-my-friend-st-clair-bought-it-for-me-so-i-wouldn-t-feel/) [Stephanie Perkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephanie-perkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/706/stephanie-perkins-482_french_what-s-that-my-friend-st-clair-bought-it_1616138.png) > [“We stop at a red light.Mom stares at me."You like him" "OH GOD,MOM." "You do.You like this boy." "He's just a friend.He…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephanie-perkins/we-stop-at-a-red-light-mom-stares-at-me-you-like-him-oh-god-mom-you/) [Stephanie Perkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephanie-perkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e98/stephanie-perkins-482_anna_we-stop-at-a-red-light-mom-stares-at-me_2272739.png) > [“Why didn't you guys dress up?" Lindsey asks. "We did." Calliope cracks her first smile. "we're dressed as twins." Lindsey grins back.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephanie-perkins/why-didn-t-you-guys-dress-up-lindsey-asks-we-did-calliope-cracks-her/) [Stephanie Perkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephanie-perkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/749/stephanie-perkins-482_laughter_why-didn-t-you-guys-dress-up-lindsey-ask_2457482.png) > [“You aren't like your mom." "I am.But I don't want to be like that anymore,I want what I want." He turns to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephanie-perkins/you-aren-t-like-your-mom-i-am-but-i-don-t-want-to-be-like-that/) [Stephanie Perkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephanie-perkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/374/stephanie-perkins-482_every-night_you-aren-t-like-your-mom-i-am-but-i-don_2578064.jpg) ## Other authors on Oh god ## More by Stephanie Perkins > [“This warmth over the telephone. Is it possible for home to be a person and not a place? Bridgette used to be home to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephanie-perkins/this-warmth-over-the-telephone-is-it-possible-for-home-to-be-a-person/) [Stephanie Perkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephanie-perkins/) > [“I wasn't being a git. I wasn't even being a twat, or a wanker, or any of your other bleeding Briticisms -”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephanie-perkins/i-wasn-t-being-a-git-i-wasn-t-even-being-a-twat-or-a-wanker-or-any-of/) [Stephanie Perkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephanie-perkins/) > [“You said on my birthday that you were afraid of being alone, but I’ve been here this whole time. This whole time.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephanie-perkins/you-said-on-my-birthday-that-you-were-afraid-of-being-alone-but-i-ve/) [Stephanie Perkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephanie-perkins/) > [“Lola: Do you think things have to be easy? For it to work? Cricket: NO. I mean, yes, but... sometimes there are... extenuating circumstances.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephanie-perkins/lola-do-you-think-things-have-to-be-easy-for-it-to-work-cricket-no-i/) [Stephanie Perkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephanie-perkins/) > [“Sometimes a mistake isn't a what. It's a who.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephanie-perkins/sometimes-a-mistake-isn-t-a-what-it-s-a-who/) [Stephanie Perkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephanie-perkins/) > [“And that. Why don’t you call me Étienne anymore?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephanie-perkins/and-that-why-don-t-you-call-me-tienne-anymore/) [Stephanie Perkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephanie-perkins/) > [“Thanks. I forgot how to flip off the English. I'll use the correct hand gesture next time." "My pleasure. Always happy to educate.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephanie-perkins/thanks-i-forgot-how-to-flip-off-the-english-i-ll-use-the-correct-hand/) [Stephanie Perkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephanie-perkins/) > [“Beautiful. He called me beautiful! But wait. I don't like Dave. Do I like Dave?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephanie-perkins/beautiful-he-called-me-beautiful-but-wait-i-don-t-like-dave-do-i-like/) [Stephanie Perkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephanie-perkins/) > [“You can't undo loss. You can't unmake a mistake.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephanie-perkins/you-can-t-undo-loss-you-can-t-unmake-a-mistake/) [Stephanie Perkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephanie-perkins/) > [“They didn’t talk much, but their silence was companionable.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephanie-perkins/they-didn-t-talk-much-but-their-silence-was-companionable/) [Stephanie Perkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephanie-perkins/) > [“We're enveloped in pitch black. "Wait here," I whisper. "Are you getting your ax?" "Handcuffs." "Kinky. But, okay, I'll try it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephanie-perkins/we-re-enveloped-in-pitch-black-wait-here-i-whisper-are-you-getting/) [Stephanie Perkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephanie-perkins/) > [“And, suddenly, I want to touch him. Not a push, or a shove, or even a friendly hug. I want to feel the creases…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephanie-perkins/and-suddenly-i-want-to-touch-him-not-a-push-or-a-shove-or-even-a/) [Stephanie Perkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephanie-perkins/) > [“My face is round, and my cheeks are pinchable, and my ears stick out farther than I'd like.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephanie-perkins/my-face-is-round-and-my-cheeks-are-pinchable-and-my-ears-stick-out/) [Stephanie Perkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephanie-perkins/) > [“There's something about blue eyes. The kind of blue that startles you every time they're lifted in your direction. The kind of blue that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephanie-perkins/there-s-something-about-blue-eyes-the-kind-of-blue-that-startles-you/) [Stephanie Perkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephanie-perkins/) > [“I'm a little distracted by this English French American Boy Masterpiece.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephanie-perkins/i-m-a-little-distracted-by-this-english-french-american-boy/) [Stephanie Perkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephanie-perkins/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/oh-god/stephanie-perkins/#itemlist", "name": "6 Oh god Quotes By Stephanie Perkins", "numberOfItems": 6, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Oh God.\" I blink at the mirror. \"It looks like I've been vomited on by an inkwell.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Stephanie Perkins" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephanie-perkins/oh-god-i-blink-at-the-mirror-it-looks-like-i-ve-been-vomited-on-by-an/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/375/stephanie-perkins-482_oh-god_oh-god-i-blink-at-the-mirror-it-looks-li_415211.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/375/stephanie-perkins-482_oh-god_oh-god-i-blink-at-the-mirror-it-looks-li_415211.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/375/stephanie-perkins-482_oh-god_oh-god-i-blink-at-the-mirror-it-looks-li_415211.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Oh God.\" I blink at the mirror. \"It looks like I've been vomited on by an inkwell.” — Stephanie Perkins", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“See you at breakfast?\" \"Yeah.See ya.\" I try to say this casually,but I'm so thrilled that I skip from her room and promptly slam into a wall. Whoops.Not a wall.A boy. \"Oof.\" He staggers backward. \"Sorry! I'm so sorry,I didn't know you were there.\" He shakes his head,a little dazed. The first thing I notice is his hair-it's the first thing I notice about everyone. It's dark brown and messy and somehow both long and short at the same time. I think of the Beatles,since I've just seen them in Meredith's room. It's artist hair.Musician hair. I-pretend-I-don't-care-but-I-really-do-hair. Beautiful hair. \"It's okay,I didn't see you either. Are you all right,then?\" Oh my.He's English. \"Er.Does Mer live here?\" Seriously,I don't know any American girl who can resist an English accent. The boy clears his throat. \"Meredith Chevalier? Tall girl? Big,curly hair?\" Then he looks at me like I'm crazy or half deaf,like my Nanna Oliphant. Nanna just smiles and shakes her head whenever I ask, \"What kind of salad dressing would you like?\" or \"Where did you put Granddad's false teeth?\" \"I'm sorry.\" He takes the smallest step away from me. \"You were going to bed.\" \"Yes! Meredith lives there.I've just spent two hours with her.\" I announce this proudly like my brother, Seany, whenever he finds something disgusting in the yard. \"I'm Anna! I'm new here!\" Oh God. What.Is with.The scary enthusiasm? My cheeks catch fire, and it's all so humiliating. The beautiful boy gives an amused grin. His teeth are lovely-straight on top and crooked on the bottom,with a touch of overbite. I'm a sucker for smiles like this,due to my own lack of orthodontia. I have a gap between my front teeth the size of a raisin. \"Etienne,\" he says. \"I live one floor up.\" \"I live here.\" I point dumbly at my room while my mind whirs: French name, English accent, American school. Anna confused. He raps twice on Meredith's door. \"Well. I'll see you around then, Anna.\" Eh-t-yen says my name like this: Ah-na. 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So I wouldn't feel out of place.\" She raises her eyebrows as she pulls back onto the road. \"Are there a lot of Canadians in Paris?\" My face warms. \"I just felt,you know, stupid for a while. Like one of those lame American tourists with the white sneakers and the cameras around their necks? So he bought it for me, so I wouldn't feel…embarrassed. American.\" \"Being American is nothing to be ashamed of,\" she snaps. \"God,Mom,I know.I just meant-forget it.\" \"Is this the English boy with the French father?\" \"What does that have anything to do with it?\" I'm angry. I don't like what she's implying. \"Besides,he's American. He was born here? His mom lives in San Francisco. We sat next to each other on the plane.\" We stop at a red light.Mom stares at me. \"You like him.\" \"OH GOD,MOM.\" \"You do.You like this boy.\" \"He's just a friend.He has a girlfriend.\" \"Anna has a boooy-friend,\" Seany chants. \"I do not!\" \"ANNA HAS A BOOOY-FRIEND!\" I take a sip of coffee and choke. It's disgusting. It's sludge. No, it's worse than sludge-at least sludge is organic. Seany is still taunting me. Mom reaches around and grabs his legs,which are kicking her seat again.She sees me making a face at my drink. \"My,my. Once semester in France, and suddenly we're Miss Sophisticated. Your father will be thrilled.\" Like it was my choice! Like I asked to go to Paris! And how dare she mention Dad. \"ANNNN-A HAS A BOOOY-FRIEND!\" We merge back onto the interstate. It's rush hour,and the Atlanta traffic has stopped moving. The car behind ours shakes us with its thumping bass. The car in front sprays a cloud of exhaust straight into our vents. 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Fraternal or identical?\" \"You'd be surprised how many people ask,\" Cricket says. \"What do you tell them?\" Lindsey asks. \"That I have a penis.\" Oh God. My cheeks burn as they all burst into laughter. Think about something else, Dolores. ANYTHING else. Cucumbers, Bananas, Zucchini. AHHHH! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. 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I'll only be a twenty-minute train ride from your school,and I'll make the commute to see you every night.I'd take a commute ten times that just to be with you every night.\" His words are too perfect.It must be a misunderstanding,surely I'm misunderstanding- \"You're the most incredible girl I've ever known.You're gorgeous and smart, and you make my laugh like no one else can.And I can talk to you. And I know after all this I don't deserve you,but what I'm trying to say is that I love you,Anna.Very much.\" I'm holding my breath.I can't talk,but my eyes are filling with tears. He takes it the wrong way. \"Oh God.And I've mucked things up again,haven't I? I didn't mean to attack you like this.I mean I did but...all right.\" His voice cracks. \"I'll leave.Or you can go down first,and then I'll come down,and I promise I'll never bother you again-\" He starts to stand,but I grab his arm. \"No!\" His body freezes. \"I'm so sorry,\" he says. \"I never mean to hurt you.\" I trail my fingers across his cheek. He stays perfectly still for me. \"Please stop apologizing,Etienne.\" \"Say my name again,\" he whispers. I close my eyes and lean forward. \" Etienne. \" He takes my hands into his.Those pefect hands,that fit mine just so. \"Anna?\" Our foreheads touch. \"Yes?\" \"Will you please tell me you love me? I'm dying here.\" And then we're laughing.And them I'm in his arms,and we're kissing,at first quickly-to make up for lost time-and then slowly,because we have all the time in the world.And his lips are soft and honey sweet,and the careful, passionate way he moves them against my own says that he savors the way I taste,too. And in between kisses,I tell him I love him. 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