--- title: "4 Oh god Quotes By Kim Harrison" description: "4 Oh god quotes by Kim Harrison. Plus more from Kim Harrison and more Oh god sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9a4/kim-harrison-323_flower_oh-god-i-m-going-to-be-a-hundred-and-six_904973.png" --- > [“Oh, God, I’m going to be a hundred and sixty with a flower on my ass.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/oh-god-i-m-going-to-be-a-hundred-and-sixty-with-a-flower-on-my-ass/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9a4/kim-harrison-323_flower_oh-god-i-m-going-to-be-a-hundred-and-six_904973.png) > [“Oh God. Kisten.What would he say if he knew Ivy had bitten me? “I told you so,” or maybe “My turn”?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/oh-god-kisten-what-would-he-say-if-he-knew-ivy-had-bitten-me-i-told/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/134/kim-harrison-323_bitten_oh-god-kisten-what-would-he-say-if-he-kn_2040590.png) > [“You need to be clever to best him. Are you clever, Rachel?” Oh God. She wants to know if I’m clever. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/you-need-to-be-clever-to-best-him-are-you-clever-rachel-oh-god-she/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/374/kim-harrison-323_absurd_you-need-to-be-clever-to-best-him-are-yo_2184559.png) > [“Oh God. “Jenks, you aren’t a carton of milk with an expiration date. You look great—”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/oh-god-jenks-you-aren-t-a-carton-of-milk-with-an-expiration-date-you/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/76e/kim-harrison-323_expiration_oh-god-jenks-you-aren-t-a-carton-of-milk_2702209.png) ## Other authors on Oh god ## More by Kim Harrison > [Maybe I could be friends with a ghost. I wouldn’t be able to kill him.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/maybe-i-could-be-friends-with-a-ghost-i-wouldn-t-be-able-to-kill-him/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) > [My God", he whispered. What have I done to her? He thought, humbled. The spell was broken, but it wasn't sealed, and her soul…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/my-god-he-whispered-what-have-i-done-to-her-he-thought-humbled-the/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) > [I turned back to the mirror, seeing that there were no lines on it. It was empty. "What happened to my mirror?" I said,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/i-turned-back-to-the-mirror-seeing-that-there-were-no-lines-on-it-it/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) > [“Half of it was meticulously arranged as an office with her computer - faster and more powerful than an industrial-sized package of laxative -…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/half-of-it-was-meticulously-arranged-as-an-office-with-her-computer/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) > [Actually,” I said, hesitant to bring it up, “I was thinking along the lines of a curse that can turn you human.” “Or witch?”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/actually-i-said-hesitant-to-bring-it-up-i-was-thinking-along-the/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) > [“I’m giving you fair warning, Mr. Cormel. If you bespell Rachel, I’ll open up your head for the sunshine to come in.” - Jenks”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/i-m-giving-you-fair-warning-mr-cormel-if-you-bespell-rachel-i-ll-open/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) > [The demon had trouble remembering what she was doing, but she was powerful, sort of the crazy Wendy of the lost lord-of-the-flies boys.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/the-demon-had-trouble-remembering-what-she-was-doing-but-she-was/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) > [Your hair is a tangled mess,"he said, thinking he liked it that way, like a lion's mane.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/your-hair-is-a-tangled-mess-he-said-thinking-he-liked-it-that-way/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) > [Keep your vampire mitts off me. I'm not your friggin' blood toy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/keep-your-vampire-mitts-off-me-i-m-not-your-friggin-blood-toy/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) > [“From my ear Jenks snickered. “Awwww, you two are so sweet, I could fart fairy balls.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/from-my-ear-jenks-snickered-awwww-you-two-are-so-sweet-i-could-fart/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) > [Uh... ," Ivy stammered, and I glanced up to see her eyes wide in consideration. "I'm kidding," I said. "It passed the lethal-amulet test,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/uh-ivy-stammered-and-i-glanced-up-to-see-her-eyes-wide-in/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) > [I'll always be here," he said softly. "You can never fill my need, never drive me away, no matter how much you give me.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/i-ll-always-be-here-he-said-softly-you-can-never-fill-my-need-never/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) > [“I hoped he was right. I’d never heard of a university refusing money.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/i-hoped-he-was-right-i-d-never-heard-of-a-university-refusing-money/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) > [“The rag he'd used to clean the table went into the fire behind him. "I saw what you are," he said, "and I was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/the-rag-he-d-used-to-clean-the-table-went-into-the-fire-behind-him-i/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) > [“I’m not afraid of love being difficult. If it was easy, then everyone would find it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/i-m-not-afraid-of-love-being-difficult-if-it-was-easy-then-everyone/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/oh-god/kim-harrison/#itemlist", "name": "4 Oh god Quotes By Kim Harrison", "numberOfItems": 4, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Oh, God, I’m going to be a hundred and sixty with a flower on my ass.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Kim Harrison" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/oh-god-i-m-going-to-be-a-hundred-and-sixty-with-a-flower-on-my-ass/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9a4/kim-harrison-323_flower_oh-god-i-m-going-to-be-a-hundred-and-six_904973.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9a4/kim-harrison-323_flower_oh-god-i-m-going-to-be-a-hundred-and-six_904973.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9a4/kim-harrison-323_flower_oh-god-i-m-going-to-be-a-hundred-and-six_904973.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Oh, God, I’m going to be a hundred and sixty with a flower on my ass.” — Kim Harrison", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Oh God. 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