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title: "5 Oh Dating Quotes by 3 authors"
description: "Browse 5 Oh Dating quotes by 3 authors. Discover the best Oh Dating sayings and thoughts."
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> [Oh, you're dating my ex...I thought the five second rule was for food only...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/oh-you-re-dating-my-ex-i-thought-the-five-second-rule-was-for-food/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/367/anonymous-1_dating_oh-you-re-dating-my-ex-i-thought-the-fiv_418901.jpg)

> [Oh, my dating skills are the worst. No, I pick the wrong men; it's amazing. I am awful, the worst dater.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paget-brewster/oh-my-dating-skills-are-the-worst-no-i-pick-the-wrong-men-it-s/)

[Paget Brewster](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paget-brewster/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/747/paget-brewster-27598_awful_oh-my-dating-skills-are-the-worst-no-i-p_523279.jpg)

> [Oh your dating my ex… i thought the five second rule was for food ONLY!!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasmine/oh-your-dating-my-ex-i-thought-the-five-second-rule-was-for-food-only/)

[Jasmine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasmine/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a4f/jasmine-419_ex-boyfriend_oh-your-dating-my-ex-i-thought-the-five_935661.jpg)

> [Oh, so your dating my ex? that's cool. how do I taste bitch?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/oh-so-your-dating-my-ex-that-s-cool-how-do-i-taste-bitch/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e2f/anonymous-1_bitch_oh-so-your-dating-my-ex-that-s-cool-how_937220.jpg)

> [Oh you're dating my ex? How cute. Have fun with my sloppy seconds.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/oh-you-re-dating-my-ex-how-cute-have-fun-with-my-sloppy-seconds/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3fc/anonymous-1_cute_oh-you-re-dating-my-ex-how-cute-have-fun_2866328.jpg)

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