--- title: "2 Ogre Quotes By David J. West" description: "2 Ogre quotes by David J. West. Plus more from David J. West and more Ogre sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/134/david-j-west-70227_ogre_two-turds-with-one-stone-shouted-ogre-ma_641212.jpg" --- > [“Two turds with one stone!” shouted Ogre, making a fist of triumph. Several shots in his general direction had him ducking and running to his truck. A”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-j-west/two-turds-with-one-stone-shouted-ogre-making-a-fist-of-triumph/) David J. West [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/134/david-j-west-70227_ogre_two-turds-with-one-stone-shouted-ogre-ma_641212.jpg) > [“We didn’t hit a cosmic roach again did we?” Ogre asked,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-j-west/we-didn-t-hit-a-cosmic-roach-again-did-we-ogre-asked/) David J. West [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/781/david-j-west-70227_quote_we-didn-t-hit-a-cosmic-roach-again-did-w_1017863.jpg) ## More by David J. West > [“Two turds with one stone!” shouted Ogre, making a fist of triumph. Several shots in his general direction had him ducking and running to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-j-west/two-turds-with-one-stone-shouted-ogre-making-a-fist-of-triumph/) David J. West > [“Iacocca? Outside of Wendover? Next to the damn Utah Tree. It looks more like a silver cigar.” “I’d”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-j-west/iacocca-outside-of-wendover-next-to-the-damn-utah-tree-it-looks-more/) David J. West > [“We didn’t hit a cosmic roach again did we?” Ogre asked,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-j-west/we-didn-t-hit-a-cosmic-roach-again-did-we-ogre-asked/) David J. West > [“The colossal steel and concrete monstrosity was leaning forty-five degrees crooked beside the highway with those same eerie green flames sputtering about like ghostly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-j-west/the-colossal-steel-and-concrete-monstrosity-was-leaning-forty-five/) David J. 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