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> [“Police officers don’t shoot to kill. They shoot to stay alive. -Fact”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lani-lynn-vale/police-officers-don-t-shoot-to-kill-they-shoot-to-stay-alive-fact/)

[Lani Lynn Vale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lani-lynn-vale/)

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## More by Lani Lynn Vale

> [“My level of sarcasm has gotten to the point where even I don’t know whether I’m kidding or not. -T-shirt”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lani-lynn-vale/my-level-of-sarcasm-has-gotten-to-the-point-where-even-i-don-t-know/)

[Lani Lynn Vale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lani-lynn-vale/)

> [“Just because you have a beard, doesn’t mean you’re a man. Vaginas can grow hair, too. -Things you probably shouldn’t say to a pissed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lani-lynn-vale/just-because-you-have-a-beard-doesn-t-mean-you-re-a-man-vaginas-can/)

[Lani Lynn Vale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lani-lynn-vale/)

> [“Fuck going to my happy place. I’m going to my naughty place.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lani-lynn-vale/fuck-going-to-my-happy-place-i-m-going-to-my-naughty-place/)

[Lani Lynn Vale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lani-lynn-vale/)

> [“I like to make lists. I also like to leave them on the kitchen table and guess what I need when I’m at the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lani-lynn-vale/i-like-to-make-lists-i-also-like-to-leave-them-on-the-kitchen-table/)

[Lani Lynn Vale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lani-lynn-vale/)

> [“Masturbation is a form of stress relief. So, go fuck yourself and check the bitch at the door next time you visit.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lani-lynn-vale/masturbation-is-a-form-of-stress-relief-so-go-fuck-yourself-and-check/)

[Lani Lynn Vale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lani-lynn-vale/)

> [“Woman,” he growled into my ear, “You were mine before we even left the bar.  I saw you walk in and knew right then…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lani-lynn-vale/woman-he-growled-into-my-ear-you-were-mine-before-we-even-left-the/)

[Lani Lynn Vale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lani-lynn-vale/)

> [“Sleeping is too hard during the summer. Blankets are too warm, but without blankets I’m vulnerable to monsters. -Sway’s secret thoughts”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lani-lynn-vale/sleeping-is-too-hard-during-the-summer-blankets-are-too-warm-but/)

[Lani Lynn Vale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lani-lynn-vale/)

> [“His woman doesn't enjoy sex with him says something about the man, not the woman. It's the man's job to figure out what the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lani-lynn-vale/his-woman-doesn-t-enjoy-sex-with-him-says-something-about-the-man-not/)

[Lani Lynn Vale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lani-lynn-vale/)

> [“I was a whore for a good voice.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lani-lynn-vale/i-was-a-whore-for-a-good-voice/)

[Lani Lynn Vale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lani-lynn-vale/)

> [“Basically, if you can pull off a beard, you can pull off my underwear.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lani-lynn-vale/basically-if-you-can-pull-off-a-beard-you-can-pull-off-my-underwear/)

[Lani Lynn Vale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lani-lynn-vale/)

> [“It only takes one slow walking person in the grocery store to destroy the illusion that I’m a nice person.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lani-lynn-vale/it-only-takes-one-slow-walking-person-in-the-grocery-store-to-destroy/)

[Lani Lynn Vale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lani-lynn-vale/)

> [“would be the first person to die in a horror movie. I refuse to spend my last few minutes running.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lani-lynn-vale/would-be-the-first-person-to-die-in-a-horror-movie-i-refuse-to-spend/)

[Lani Lynn Vale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lani-lynn-vale/)

> [“Life is so boring when you don’t have an online order to look forward to.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lani-lynn-vale/life-is-so-boring-when-you-don-t-have-an-online-order-to-look-forward/)

[Lani Lynn Vale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lani-lynn-vale/)

> [“You’re stronger than what you think. I’ve always admired you.” He looked at his hands. “Don’t let her go. Don’t waste even a second.”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lani-lynn-vale/you-re-stronger-than-what-you-think-i-ve-always-admired-you-he-looked/)

[Lani Lynn Vale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lani-lynn-vale/)

> [“Kind of like you spread the ass cheeks while I do the wiping kind of bond.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lani-lynn-vale/kind-of-like-you-spread-the-ass-cheeks-while-i-do-the-wiping-kind-of/)

[Lani Lynn Vale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lani-lynn-vale/)

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