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> [“I groaned. “You set me up!” “And it was surprisingly easy.” Dad laughed. “Geez. I don’t know how you weren’t kidnapped as a child by a stranger who offered you candy. You’re so gullible.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-j-klune/i-groaned-you-set-me-up-and-it-was-surprisingly-easy-dad-laughed-geez/)

[T.J. Klune](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/t-j-klune/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/be3/t-j-klune-1425_paul-auster_i-groaned-you-set-me-up-and-it-was-surpr_1651.jpg)

> [“My elementary school principal, Prince Apple, had no principles. I know, because he offered to give me candy once, in exchange for sexual services. As you can imagine I said, “No!” Come on, man, you know I only accept cash.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/my-elementary-school-principal-prince-apple-had-no-principles-i-know/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/63d/jarod-kintz-2_elementary-school_my-elementary-school-principal-prince-ap_1477093.jpg)

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