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title: "3 Odds Getting Quotes by 3 authors"
description: "Browse 3 Odds Getting quotes by 3 authors. Discover the best Odds Getting sayings and thoughts."
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> [You can't just count on becoming a syndicated cartoonist. I actually tried to calculate the odds once, and the best I could…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephan-pastis/you-can-t-just-count-on-becoming-a-syndicated-cartoonist-i-actually/)

[Stephan Pastis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephan-pastis/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/427/stephan-pastis-9455_actually_you-can-t-just-count-on-becoming-a-syndi_408201.png)

> [“the universe was not kind to auggie pullman. what did the little kid ever do to deserve his sentence? what did the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-j-palacio/the-universe-was-not-kind-to-auggie-pullman-what-did-the-little-kid/)

[R.J. Palacio](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-j-palacio/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f8a/r-j-palacio-2789_lottery_the-universe-was-not-kind-to-auggie-pull_1070371.jpg)

> [“One of us needs to get laid." "Just one of us?" "What are the odds of both of us getting laid?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/one-of-us-needs-to-get-laid-just-one-of-us-what-are-the-odds-of-both/)

[Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/729/tucker-max-2064_getting_one-of-us-needs-to-get-laid-just-one-of_1923283.png)

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