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title: "4 Nuts Quotes By Eminem"
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> [If you could count the skeletons in my closet, under my bed and up under my faucet, then you would know I've…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eminem/if-you-could-count-the-skeletons-in-my-closet-under-my-bed-and-up/)

[Eminem](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eminem/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c19/eminem-415_bed_if-you-could-count-the-skeletons-in-my-c_151002.jpg)

> [I have big nuts. huge nuts. Elephantitis of the balls - that's what I have.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eminem/i-have-big-nuts-huge-nuts-elephantitis-of-the-balls-that-s-what-i-have/)

[Eminem](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eminem/)

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> [Nuts they go, macadamia they go so ballistic, whoa.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eminem/nuts-they-go-macadamia-they-go-so-ballistic-whoa/)

[Eminem](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eminem/)

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> [My English teacher wanted to have sex with me in Junior High. The only problem was, my English teacher was a guy.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eminem/my-english-teacher-wanted-to-have-sex-with-me-in-junior-high-the-only/)

[Eminem](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eminem/)

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## Other authors on Nuts

## More by Eminem

> [I don't want to just die a normal death, I wanna be killed twice.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eminem/i-don-t-want-to-just-die-a-normal-death-i-wanna-be-killed-twice/)

[Eminem](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eminem/)

> [I had nothig to lose ,but something to gain :)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eminem/i-had-nothig-to-lose-but-something-to-gain/)

[Eminem](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eminem/)

> [You've got enemies? Good. That means you actually stood up for something in your life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eminem/you-ve-got-enemies-good-that-means-you-actually-stood-up-for/)

[Eminem](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eminem/)

> [Of course you don't want your kids swearing. But remember how fun it was to cuss when you were in the first grade?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eminem/of-course-you-don-t-want-your-kids-swearing-but-remember-how-fun-it/)

[Eminem](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eminem/)

> [My morals went when the president got oral.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eminem/my-morals-went-when-the-president-got-oral/)

[Eminem](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eminem/)

> [I can feel the heat rising Everything is on fire Today's a painful reminder of why We can only get brighter The further you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eminem/i-can-feel-the-heat-rising-everything-is-on-fire-today-s-a-painful/)

[Eminem](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eminem/)

> [But shizzle my whizzle this is the plot listen up! you bizzle forgot that slizzle does NOT give a fuck](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eminem/but-shizzle-my-whizzle-this-is-the-plot-listen-up-you-bizzle-forgot/)

[Eminem](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eminem/)

> [ Love is evol spell it backwards:\] ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eminem/love-is-evol-spell-it-backwards/)

[Eminem](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eminem/)

> [But you'd have to walk a thousand miles In my shoes, just to see What it's like, to be me I'll be you, let's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eminem/but-you-d-have-to-walk-a-thousand-miles-in-my-shoes-just-to-see-what/)

[Eminem](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eminem/)

> [I feel like a spoilt rapper. I get to pick and choose everything.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eminem/i-feel-like-a-spoilt-rapper-i-get-to-pick-and-choose-everything/)

[Eminem](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eminem/)

> [Don't ever try to judge me, you dont know what the fuck i've been through](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eminem/don-t-ever-try-to-judge-me-you-dont-know-what-the-fuck-i-ve-been/)

[Eminem](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eminem/)

> [Im not afraid to take a stand for what I belive in](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eminem/im-not-afraid-to-take-a-stand-for-what-i-belive-in/)

[Eminem](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eminem/)

> [You may be gone but you're never over.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eminem/you-may-be-gone-but-you-re-never-over/)

[Eminem](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eminem/)

> [I can see when you're sad, even when you smile, even when you laugh, I can see it in your eyes, deep inside you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eminem/i-can-see-when-you-re-sad-even-when-you-smile-even-when-you-laugh-i/)

[Eminem](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eminem/)

> [I am whatever you say I am; if I wasnt, then why would you say I am.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eminem/i-am-whatever-you-say-i-am-if-i-wasnt-then-why-would-you-say-i-am/)

[Eminem](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eminem/)

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