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title: "2 Normal Girlfriend Quotes by 2 authors"
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> [I love football and beer and have a normal girlfriend.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-duhamel/i-love-football-and-beer-and-have-a-normal-girlfriend/)

[Josh Duhamel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-duhamel/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c00/josh-duhamel-13511_beer_i-love-football-and-beer-and-have-a-norm_138024.jpg)

> [“Why can't I have a normal girlfriend?" he asked the air over his head. "I finally meet someone I like and she turns out to be crazy.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lili-st-crow/why-can-t-i-have-a-normal-girlfriend-he-asked-the-air-over-his-head-i/)

[Lili St. Crow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lili-st-crow/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3c2/lili-st-crow-3152_crazy_why-can-t-i-have-a-normal-girlfriend-he_355659.jpg)

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