--- title: "12 Non Alcoholic Quotes by 11 authors" description: "Browse 12 Non Alcoholic quotes by 11 authors. Discover the best Non Alcoholic sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/634/anonymous-1_quote_you-lost-me-at-non-alcoholic-drink-11609_1160902.jpg" --- > [You lost me at non-alcoholic drink...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/you-lost-me-at-non-alcoholic-drink/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/634/anonymous-1_quote_you-lost-me-at-non-alcoholic-drink-11609_1160902.jpg) > [Non-alcoholic to his girlfriend, Ill only drink wine from your lips.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-d-dangoor/non-alcoholic-to-his-girlfriend-ill-only-drink-wine-from-your-lips/) [Robert D Dangoor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-d-dangoor/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/39b/robert-d-dangoor-3821_alcoholic_non-alcoholic-to-his-girlfriend-ill-only_2281420.jpg) > [“I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-summers/i-had-a-dream-about-you-last-night-the-champagne-was-non-alcoholic/) [Michael Summers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-summers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f75/michael-summers-39030_dreaming_i-had-a-dream-about-you-last-night-the-c_213537.jpg) > [Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-colbert/scientists-have-invented-a-new-strain-of-cannabis-without-the-high/) [Stephen Colbert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-colbert/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2c3/stephen-colbert-503_alcoholics_scientists-have-invented-a-new-strain-of_374305.png) > [If you drink O'Douls, you don't drink; but if you drink 20 O'Douls in a half hour, then you're a non-alcoholic.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mitch-hedberg/if-you-drink-o-douls-you-don-t-drink-but-if-you-drink-20-o-douls-in-a/) [Mitch Hedberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mitch-hedberg/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b8b/mitch-hedberg-695_alcoholics_if-you-drink-o-douls-you-don-t-drink-but_913654.png) > [If a person who drinks too much is an alcoholic, then is someone who never drinks called a non-alcoholic?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-a-person-who-drinks-too-much-is-an-alcoholic-then-is-someone-who/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3f5/anonymous-1_alcoholic_if-a-person-who-drinks-too-much-is-an-al_695267.jpg) > [A school without grades must have been concocted by someone who was drunk on non-alcoholic wine.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karl-kraus/a-school-without-grades-must-have-been-concocted-by-someone-who-was/) [Karl Kraus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karl-kraus/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c5d/karl-kraus-1128_alcoholic_a-school-without-grades-must-have-been-c_1246432.png) > [“Religion is a non-alcoholic man's alcohol. Alcohol is a non-religious man's religion.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/religion-is-a-non-alcoholic-man-s-alcohol-alcohol-is-a-non-religious/) [Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/22a/mokokoma-mokhonoana-195_alcohol_religion-is-a-non-alcoholic-man-s-alcoho_2056569.jpg) > [Drinking a non-alcoholic beer is like licking your sisters pussy. It might taste the same but it's not fucking right.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/drinking-a-non-alcoholic-beer-is-like-licking-your-sisters-pussy-it/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/401/nikhil-saluja-26_beer_drinking-a-non-alcoholic-beer-is-like-li_212374.jpg) > [I am a straight, non-alcoholic, non-partying guy who speaks straight. I have no knowledge of literature. This is my language of communication,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yo-yo-honey-singh/i-am-a-straight-non-alcoholic-non-partying-guy-who-speaks-straight-i/) [Yo Yo Honey Singh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yo-yo-honey-singh/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/295/yo-yo-honey-singh-7124_books_i-am-a-straight-non-alcoholic-non-partyi_2874551.jpg) > [“In truth, food (within reason, don't go overboard) and beverages (non-alcoholic, we need our brains sober) are encouraged- not only because they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elif-shafak/in-truth-food-within-reason-don-t-go-overboard-and-beverages-non/) [Elif Shafak](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elif-shafak/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/efd/elif-shafak-1594_truth_in-truth-food-within-reason-don-t-go-ove_2103805.jpg) > [“the Duke-NUS Graduate Medical School found that drinking four or more cups of coffee daily could help prevent non-alcoholic fatty liver disease…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-jolan/the-duke-nus-graduate-medical-school-found-that-drinking-four-or-more/) [Jennifer Jolan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-jolan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/55b/jennifer-jolan-247317_coffee_the-duke-nus-graduate-medical-school-fou_593743.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/non-alcoholic/#itemlist", "name": "Non Alcoholic Quotes", "numberOfItems": 12, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "You lost me at non-alcoholic drink...", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Anonymous" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/you-lost-me-at-non-alcoholic-drink/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/634/anonymous-1_quote_you-lost-me-at-non-alcoholic-drink-11609_1160902.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/634/anonymous-1_quote_you-lost-me-at-non-alcoholic-drink-11609_1160902.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/634/anonymous-1_quote_you-lost-me-at-non-alcoholic-drink-11609_1160902.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“You lost me at non-alcoholic drink...” — Anonymous", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Non-alcoholic to his girlfriend, Ill only drink wine from your lips.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Robert D Dangoor" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-d-dangoor/non-alcoholic-to-his-girlfriend-ill-only-drink-wine-from-your-lips/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/39b/robert-d-dangoor-3821_alcoholic_non-alcoholic-to-his-girlfriend-ill-only_2281420.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/39b/robert-d-dangoor-3821_alcoholic_non-alcoholic-to-his-girlfriend-ill-only_2281420.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/39b/robert-d-dangoor-3821_alcoholic_non-alcoholic-to-his-girlfriend-ill-only_2281420.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Non-alcoholic to his girlfriend, Ill only drink wine from your lips.” — Robert D Dangoor", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I had a dream about you last night. 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