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title: "5 Nigger Quotes By Dave Chappelle"
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> [Then Jasper said "Look here, nigger, if anyone's gonna have sex with my sister, it's gonna be me."](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-chappelle/then-jasper-said-look-here-nigger-if-anyone-s-gonna-have-sex-with-my/)

[Dave Chappelle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-chappelle/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f56/dave-chappelle-2477_nigger_then-jasper-said-look-here-nigger-if-any_1347362.png)

> [Hey baby, baby go home man its three oclock in the morning what the fuck are you doing up. The baby said…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-chappelle/hey-baby-baby-go-home-man-its-three-oclock-in-the-morning-what-the/)

[Dave Chappelle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-chappelle/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/832/dave-chappelle-2477_morning_hey-baby-baby-go-home-man-its-three-oclo_1915550.png)

> [I knew it was a bad idea, but I was high. I tried to explain to him that it was a bad…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-chappelle/i-knew-it-was-a-bad-idea-but-i-was-high-i-tried-to-explain-to-him/)

[Dave Chappelle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-chappelle/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6f1/dave-chappelle-2477_bad-idea_i-knew-it-was-a-bad-idea-but-i-was-high_2172075.jpg)

> [Oh my god. Open and shut case, Johnson. I saw this once when I was a rookie. Apparently this nigger broke in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-chappelle/oh-my-god-open-and-shut-case-johnson-i-saw-this-once-when-i-was-a/)

[Dave Chappelle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-chappelle/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d52/dave-chappelle-2477_nigger_oh-my-god-open-and-shut-case-johnson-i-s_3070008.png)

> [Hey, niggers! Turn that jungle music down! Woogie boogie, nigger! Woogie boogie!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-chappelle/hey-niggers-turn-that-jungle-music-down-woogie-boogie-nigger-woogie/)

[Dave Chappelle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-chappelle/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0c5/dave-chappelle-2477_music_hey-niggers-turn-that-jungle-music-down_3136470.png)

## More by Dave Chappelle

> [You can become famous but you can't become unfamous. You can become infamous but not unfamous.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-chappelle/you-can-become-famous-but-you-can-t-become-unfamous-you-can-become/)

[Dave Chappelle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-chappelle/)

> [Comedy is a very approval-oriented field.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-chappelle/comedy-is-a-very-approval-oriented-field/)

[Dave Chappelle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-chappelle/)

> [If someone sits and stares at you while you eat, you won't even eat the way you normally do, because it'll make you so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-chappelle/if-someone-sits-and-stares-at-you-while-you-eat-you-won-t-even-eat/)

[Dave Chappelle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-chappelle/)

> [The kid is the best thing that ever happened to me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-chappelle/the-kid-is-the-best-thing-that-ever-happened-to-me/)

[Dave Chappelle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-chappelle/)

> [I love being famous - it's phenomenal.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-chappelle/i-love-being-famous-it-s-phenomenal/)

[Dave Chappelle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-chappelle/)

> [Skeet Skeet Skeet!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-chappelle/skeet-skeet-skeet/)

[Dave Chappelle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-chappelle/)

> [I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-chappelle/i-think-every-group-of-black-guys-should-have-at-least-one-white-guy/)

[Dave Chappelle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-chappelle/)

> [The language you are about to hear... is disturbing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-chappelle/the-language-you-are-about-to-hear-is-disturbing/)

[Dave Chappelle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-chappelle/)

> [The biggest enemy of an artist is apathy... A kid gets killed by the police and I buy a T-shirt and before I can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-chappelle/the-biggest-enemy-of-an-artist-is-apathy-a-kid-gets-killed-by-the/)

[Dave Chappelle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-chappelle/)

> [You got to be careful of the company you keep.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-chappelle/you-got-to-be-careful-of-the-company-you-keep/)

[Dave Chappelle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-chappelle/)

> [Man! Fuck that frog!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-chappelle/man-fuck-that-frog/)

[Dave Chappelle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-chappelle/)

> [I'm happier in the way a guy gets happier when he starts to mature. It doesn't make things easier, but I'm so much better…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-chappelle/i-m-happier-in-the-way-a-guy-gets-happier-when-he-starts-to-mature-it/)

[Dave Chappelle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-chappelle/)

> [Cause my life is dope, and I do dope sh\*t](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-chappelle/cause-my-life-is-dope-and-i-do-dope-sh-t/)

[Dave Chappelle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-chappelle/)

> [Bitches! Come over here and show Charlie Murphy yo titties!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-chappelle/bitches-come-over-here-and-show-charlie-murphy-yo-titties/)

[Dave Chappelle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-chappelle/)

> [Whether it means having a show, or a movie, or just being on a stage, I need an avenue to say what I have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-chappelle/whether-it-means-having-a-show-or-a-movie-or-just-being-on-a-stage-i/)

[Dave Chappelle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-chappelle/)

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