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title: "14 Nick Quotes By Alex Adams"
description: "14 Nick quotes by Alex Adams. Plus more from Alex Adams and more Nick sayings from other authors."
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> [“It's satisfying. It yields immediate results. Something is dirty. Then it's not.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alex-adams/it-s-satisfying-it-yields-immediate-results-something-is-dirty-then/)

[Alex Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alex-adams/)

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> [“You're not dead. I'm not dead. Why? How? Dying wasn't on my list.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alex-adams/you-re-not-dead-i-m-not-dead-why-how-dying-wasn-t-on-my-list/)

[Alex Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alex-adams/)

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> [“You're on a blind date. The only other questions is: Why aren't you drinking heavily?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alex-adams/you-re-on-a-blind-date-the-only-other-questions-is-why-aren-t-you/)

[Alex Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alex-adams/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2a2/alex-adams-14685_blind-date_you-re-on-a-blind-date-the-only-other-qu_1252422.jpg)

> [“I think my invisibility cloak just failed.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alex-adams/i-think-my-invisibility-cloak-just-failed/)

[Alex Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alex-adams/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/206/alex-adams-14685_cloak_i-think-my-invisibility-cloak-just-faile_2646773.jpg)

> [“Please don't' ask me how I feel about it. If I had to pick a word, I'd say homicidal.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alex-adams/please-don-t-ask-me-how-i-feel-about-it-if-i-had-to-pick-a-word-i-d/)

[Alex Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alex-adams/)

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> [“If the world ends tomorrow, understand that I regret saying no.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alex-adams/if-the-world-ends-tomorrow-understand-that-i-regret-saying-no/)

[Alex Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alex-adams/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/baa/alex-adams-14685_nick_if-the-world-ends-tomorrow-understand-th_420433.jpg)

> [“Do you want me, too? Yes. And no. I'll take that. For now.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alex-adams/do-you-want-me-too-yes-and-no-i-ll-take-that-for-now/)

[Alex Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alex-adams/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e1a/alex-adams-14685_nick_do-you-want-me-too-yes-and-no-i-ll-take_429067.jpg)

> [“I don't want him to think I'm crazy, because I'm not. Desperate is what I am. Quietly desperate and insatiably curious.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alex-adams/i-don-t-want-him-to-think-i-m-crazy-because-i-m-not-desperate-is-what/)

[Alex Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alex-adams/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/03a/alex-adams-14685_nick_i-don-t-want-him-to-think-i-m-crazy-beca_1526278.jpg)

> [“My two best friends are dead, which means they're great listeners now, but lousy as far as support goes.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alex-adams/my-two-best-friends-are-dead-which-means-they-re-great-listeners-now/)

[Alex Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alex-adams/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ccf/alex-adams-14685_best-friend_my-two-best-friends-are-dead-which-means_2817567.jpg)

> [“You want something to drink? Is this a trick question? Yes. I'm going to read your personality based on your beverage choices,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alex-adams/you-want-something-to-drink-is-this-a-trick-question-yes-i-m-going-to/)

[Alex Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alex-adams/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bfe/alex-adams-14685_choose-wisely_you-want-something-to-drink-is-this-a-tr_2987048.jpg)

> [“Why don't you tell me why you called me? Don't you know? I'm a therapist, nto a psychic. That would make your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alex-adams/why-don-t-you-tell-me-why-you-called-me-don-t-you-know-i-m-a/)

[Alex Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alex-adams/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4b8/alex-adams-14685_nick_why-don-t-you-tell-me-why-you-called-me_723688.jpg)

> [“If you kill him, call me. I'm bound by doctor client privilege. Really? No, but the courts make exceptions for assholes.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alex-adams/if-you-kill-him-call-me-i-m-bound-by-doctor-client-privilege-really/)

[Alex Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alex-adams/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/591/alex-adams-14685_nick_if-you-kill-him-call-me-i-m-bound-by-doc_2081124.jpg)

> [“Five years, my family thinks it's time I moved on. I'd like to move on with a non-asshole”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alex-adams/five-years-my-family-thinks-it-s-time-i-moved-on-i-d-like-to-move-on/)

[Alex Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alex-adams/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c1e/alex-adams-14685_family_five-years-my-family-thinks-it-s-time-i_1851833.jpg)

> [“Do you realize you're talking to yourself? Yes. It's good that you know the difference.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alex-adams/do-you-realize-you-re-talking-to-yourself-yes-it-s-good-that-you-know/)

[Alex Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alex-adams/)

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## Other authors on Nick

## More by Alex Adams

> [“Our new intern sorts pot shards like some kind of savant. The other interns call himi Rain Man.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alex-adams/our-new-intern-sorts-pot-shards-like-some-kind-of-savant-the-other/)

[Alex Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alex-adams/)

> [“Love fills all the gaps in our souls.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alex-adams/love-fills-all-the-gaps-in-our-souls/)

[Alex Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alex-adams/)

> [“I pray to a God I don't really have faith in just so I feel like I have company.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alex-adams/i-pray-to-a-god-i-don-t-really-have-faith-in-just-so-i-feel-like-i/)

[Alex Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alex-adams/)

> [“Please don't' ask me how I feel about it. If I had to pick a word, I'd say homicidal.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alex-adams/please-don-t-ask-me-how-i-feel-about-it-if-i-had-to-pick-a-word-i-d/)

[Alex Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alex-adams/)

> [“Pa-rump, pa-rump, pa-rump. He's the Little Drummer Boy on speed.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alex-adams/pa-rump-pa-rump-pa-rump-he-s-the-little-drummer-boy-on-speed/)

[Alex Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alex-adams/)

> [“Just so we're clear, I dont' secretly want to have sex with either of my parents. Me either. I worked through that in college…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alex-adams/just-so-we-re-clear-i-dont-secretly-want-to-have-sex-with-either-of/)

[Alex Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alex-adams/)

> [“Do you realize you're talking to yourself? Yes. It's good that you know the difference.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alex-adams/do-you-realize-you-re-talking-to-yourself-yes-it-s-good-that-you-know/)

[Alex Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alex-adams/)

> [“If the world ends tomorrow, understand that I regret saying no.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alex-adams/if-the-world-ends-tomorrow-understand-that-i-regret-saying-no/)

[Alex Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alex-adams/)

> [“Do you want me, too? Yes. And no. I'll take that. For now.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alex-adams/do-you-want-me-too-yes-and-no-i-ll-take-that-for-now/)

[Alex Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alex-adams/)

> [“I have two choices: attend my sister's dinner party or tie a plastic sack around my mother's head until she runs out of ngagging.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alex-adams/i-have-two-choices-attend-my-sister-s-dinner-party-or-tie-a-plastic/)

[Alex Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alex-adams/)

> [“It's old. Really old. Is that a technical term? Yeah, it's technical. Translation: I don't know how old it is, but it's really fucking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alex-adams/it-s-old-really-old-is-that-a-technical-term-yeah-it-s-technical/)

[Alex Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alex-adams/)

> [“Thank God. Yeah, God. That guy.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alex-adams/thank-god-yeah-god-that-guy/)

[Alex Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alex-adams/)

> [“My sister's voice is Minnie Mouse and a dash of fingernails down a chalkboard, but only when she wants to bend me to her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alex-adams/my-sister-s-voice-is-minnie-mouse-and-a-dash-of-fingernails-down-a/)

[Alex Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alex-adams/)

> [“I've heard the story about the woman who opened the box and let havoc grab a choke hold on the world.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alex-adams/i-ve-heard-the-story-about-the-woman-who-opened-the-box-and-let-havoc/)

[Alex Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alex-adams/)

> [“When I awake, the world is still gone.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alex-adams/when-i-awake-the-world-is-still-gone/)

[Alex Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alex-adams/)

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