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> [“It is illegal to portal anyone while they are under duress,I could lose my license if I were to do so." "You're going to lose a lot more than that if you don't tell me where my twin went," I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-macalister/it-is-illegal-to-portal-anyone-while-they-are-under-duress-i-could/)

[Katie MacAlister](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-macalister/)

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## More by Katie MacAlister

> [“I rubbed my forehead. ‘‘And just why do you expect Neptune to listen to me?’’ ‘‘He’ll listen because you’re you, Mayling! You’re important now! You’re a celebrity!’’ ‘‘What…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-macalister/i-rubbed-my-forehead-and-just-why-do-you-expect-neptune-to-listen-to/)

[Katie MacAlister](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-macalister/)

> [“I didn't say he wasn't a good employer, just that he's not going to be awarded a Sane Person of the Year award.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-macalister/i-didn-t-say-he-wasn-t-a-good-employer-just-that-he-s-not-going-to-be/)

[Katie MacAlister](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-macalister/)

> [“Geez, what do I need to do, use semaphore? I told you I was unclaimed.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-macalister/geez-what-do-i-need-to-do-use-semaphore-i-told-you-i-was-unclaimed/)

[Katie MacAlister](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-macalister/)

> [My heart sobbed a lament that was hard to ignore.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-macalister/my-heart-sobbed-a-lament-that-was-hard-to-ignore/)

[Katie MacAlister](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-macalister/)

> [I'm your Beloved, dammit! You're going to let me save your soul, and like it!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-macalister/i-m-your-beloved-dammit-you-re-going-to-let-me-save-your-soul-and/)

[Katie MacAlister](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-macalister/)

> [He looked at my lips. I suddenly found myself wanting to lick his. 'Yes,' he replied, his eyes going molten. My breath caught in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-macalister/he-looked-at-my-lips-i-suddenly-found-myself-wanting-to-lick-his-yes/)

[Katie MacAlister](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-macalister/)

> [His laughter echoed through my mind. I have a beautiful woman in my arms, and am taking her back to my home, where she…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-macalister/his-laughter-echoed-through-my-mind-i-have-a-beautiful-woman-in-my/)

[Katie MacAlister](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-macalister/)

> [“And now?" I touched Baltic's cheek, drawing his attention away from tragic memories. "Is he being coldly mad now?" "No. I thought at first…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-macalister/and-now-i-touched-baltic-s-cheek-drawing-his-attention-away-from/)

[Katie MacAlister](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-macalister/)

> [“That’s the river up there. We’ll likely have to spend the night.’’ He slid me a curious glance. ‘‘I never asked whether you liked…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-macalister/that-s-the-river-up-there-we-ll-likely-have-to-spend-the-night-he/)

[Katie MacAlister](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-macalister/)

> [He says he had to go help someone in a desperate situation. Who, exactly, he refuses to say. He doesn’t know when he’s going…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-macalister/he-says-he-had-to-go-help-someone-in-a-desperate-situation-who/)

[Katie MacAlister](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-macalister/)

> [I love you, hugs &amp; kisses, smoochies galore, licks, nibbles &amp; assorted gropages!! -Aisling said to Drake](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-macalister/i-love-you-hugs-kisses-smoochies-galore-licks-nibbles-assorted/)

[Katie MacAlister](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-macalister/)

> [“Well, if it isn't Puff the Magic Dragon”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-macalister/well-if-it-isn-t-puff-the-magic-dragon/)

[Katie MacAlister](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-macalister/)

> [I don't like this." "I know you don't, my little spaetzel. But I am too worn out to run from both the police and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-macalister/i-don-t-like-this-i-know-you-don-t-my-little-spaetzel-but-i-am-too/)

[Katie MacAlister](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-macalister/)

> [“An interesting parade of expressions passed across Drake’s face. I ran across the floor to him, putting my hands on his chest as I leaned…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-macalister/an-interesting-parade-of-expressions-passed-across-drake-s-face-i-ran/)

[Katie MacAlister](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-macalister/)

> [“I ground my teeth. "Just when I thought I was getting a handle on this whole Dark One/demon lord/imp thing, you go and throw…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-macalister/i-ground-my-teeth-just-when-i-thought-i-was-getting-a-handle-on-this/)

[Katie MacAlister](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-macalister/)

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                        "text": "“It is illegal to portal anyone while they are under duress,I could lose my license if I were to do so.\" \"You're going to lose a lot more than that if you don't tell me where my twin went,\" I said in a low, mean voice. \"Mayling, please. I must insist that you allow me to be the bad cop,\" Gabriel said as I slid the dagger at my ankle out of its sheath. \"I have never subscribed to the sexist belief that women have to be good cop,\" I said, twirling the dagger around one finger. \"Nonetheless, you are far more suited to the good cop role,\" Gabriel insisted. \"I'm going to have to go against popular opinion and side with Mei Ling on this,\" Savian said, watching us with a delighted twinkle in his eye. \"She looks like she knows how to use that blade. What is that, a stiletto?\" \"Sicilian castrating knife,\" I said with a smile at the portal man. \"She wins,\" Savian told Gabriel. \"Er...\" Jarilith said, his expression starting to slide into worry. \"I am a wyvern! I can do far more to this man than merely remove his genitalia,\" Gabriel answered in an outraged tone, a little tendril of smoke emerging from between his lips as he spoke. \"Eh...\" Jarilith said, taking a step backward. \"Hmm. He's a weaver,\" Savian said thoughtfully as he examined the portalist. \"Those are immortal, aren't they? So he could survive a castration, but the question is would a dragon barbeque be enough to finish him off?\" \"Absolutely,\" Gabriel said. He smiled. It wasn't a nice smile. \"Threatening a weaver is strictly prohibited by law,\" Jarilith said indignantly, but the fight had gone out of him. His gaze was flickering back and forth from Gabriel to Savian to the dagger I held casually. \"I could have the watch on you for what you're saying!\" \"Oh, please,\" I said with a dramatic roll of my eyes. \"Just about every thief taker in this hemisphere is after me. I've already been sentenced to banishment to the Akasha. You think one little murder is going to make that any worse? Not likely.\" Jarilith's eyes widened. \"It's true,\" Savian said. \"The price on her head has already gone over six figures.\" The color washed out of the portalist's face. \"Erm...\" \"Mate,\" Gabriel said sternly. \"I must insist that you refrain from slicing and dicing this man.\" Jarilith nodded quickly. \"Listen to the dragon.\" \"It is my place to destroy those who stand in your way,\" Gabriel continued, the pupils in his eyes narrowing as he turned to the now hastily backing away Jarilith. \"Let's not lose our heads, here,\" the latter said in a rush. \"I don't think it's your head the lady has in mind,\" Savian said as he looked pointedly at the portalist's crotch. Jarilith's hands hovered protectively over his fly. \"Such an atrocity would constitute torture. You wouldn't do that to an innocent man, would you?\" \"What makes you think I'd stop at the castration?\" I twirled the knife around my fingers again. \"This little jobby fillets, as well.\" \"She went to Paris,\" Jarilith said quickly as he dashed for a door to a back room. \"Your portal is ready in room number three. Have a pleasant journey...\" His voice trailed off as he bolted. I turned a frown on Gabriel. \"You really wouldn't have let me be bad cop? I'm very good at it, as you can see.\" \"I'm sorry,\" he said, his dimples belying the grave look he was trying to maintain..\"Wyverns have some standards to maintain with their mates, and one of them is always being the bad cop.Although I do admit that you have a particularly effective manner. Would you really have castrated him to get the information about your twin?\" \"Would you really have burnt him to acrisp for not answering?\" \"Such a bloodthirsty little bird,\" he said fondly, giving my butt a little pinch. Savian stood still for a moment, giving us an odddisbelieving look before shaking his head and following. \"You two are the strangest couple I've ever met. And I have to tell you-I've met some real weirdos”",
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