--- title: "20 New Quotes By Chris Gethard" description: "20 New quotes by Chris Gethard. Plus more from Chris Gethard and more New sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/278/chris-gethard-2655_apartments_no-one-in-new-york-hangs-out-in-their-ap_3100558.jpg" --- > [No one in New York hangs out in their apartments.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-gethard/no-one-in-new-york-hangs-out-in-their-apartments/) [Chris Gethard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-gethard/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/278/chris-gethard-2655_apartments_no-one-in-new-york-hangs-out-in-their-ap_3100558.jpg) > [I do not like confrontations in New York City.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-gethard/i-do-not-like-confrontations-in-new-york-city/) [Chris Gethard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-gethard/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1c0/chris-gethard-2655_city_i-do-not-like-confrontations-in-new-york_530717.jpg) > [I'm a dummy from New Jersey.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-gethard/i-m-a-dummy-from-new-jersey/) [Chris Gethard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-gethard/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/229/chris-gethard-2655_dummy_i-m-a-dummy-from-new-jersey-1863232_1863232.jpg) > [Sometimes I get gigs in weird, artsy places because weird, artsy people embraced my public-access show, which I could only have done…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-gethard/sometimes-i-get-gigs-in-weird-artsy-places-because-weird-artsy-people/) [Chris Gethard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-gethard/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/413/chris-gethard-2655_new_sometimes-i-get-gigs-in-weird-artsy-plac_1052026.jpg) > [I know there are many things California can offer - personally, professionally, meteorologically - that New York can't. It sounds awesome.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-gethard/i-know-there-are-many-things-california-can-offer-personally/) [Chris Gethard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-gethard/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a0e/chris-gethard-2655_awesome_i-know-there-are-many-things-california_1996142.jpg) > [One of the reasons I stay in New York is because you're always around so many other types of arts, and it's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-gethard/one-of-the-reasons-i-stay-in-new-york-is-because-you-re-always-around/) [Chris Gethard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-gethard/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c74/chris-gethard-2655_always_one-of-the-reasons-i-stay-in-new-york-is_1910339.jpg) > [The stereotype of New Yorkers is that we're people who avoid warm human interaction, we're always in too much of a rush…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-gethard/the-stereotype-of-new-yorkers-is-that-we-re-people-who-avoid-warm/) [Chris Gethard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-gethard/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/574/chris-gethard-2655_enjoy_the-stereotype-of-new-yorkers-is-that-we_1404658.jpg) > [Cops are everywhere in New York City. Cars drive by every few minutes. Uniforms stand nonchalantly at street corners.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-gethard/cops-are-everywhere-in-new-york-city-cars-drive-by-every-few-minutes/) [Chris Gethard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-gethard/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/405/chris-gethard-2655_city_cops-are-everywhere-in-new-york-city-car_2181472.jpg) > [There are certain fundamental things that scream, 'I just moved to New York.' Things like eating cheesecake at Junior's or heading out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-gethard/there-are-certain-fundamental-things-that-scream-i-just-moved-to-new/) [Chris Gethard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-gethard/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c78/chris-gethard-2655_coney-island_there-are-certain-fundamental-things-tha_2168517.jpg) > [I always think all the other comedians in New York hate me - I'm just convinced that they all dislike me -…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-gethard/i-always-think-all-the-other-comedians-in-new-york-hate-me-i-m-just/) [Chris Gethard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-gethard/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a3f/chris-gethard-2655_always_i-always-think-all-the-other-comedians-i_1438294.jpg) > [I moved to Queens from New Jersey in 2004 and have continued to stick with New York to such a degree that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-gethard/i-moved-to-queens-from-new-jersey-in-2004-and-have-continued-to-stick/) [Chris Gethard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-gethard/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/969/chris-gethard-2655_answer_i-moved-to-queens-from-new-jersey-in-200_1129701.jpg) > [As a stand-up, as a storyteller, as an improviser, I've done thousands of shows. They allow me to work out new material…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-gethard/as-a-stand-up-as-a-storyteller-as-an-improviser-i-ve-done-thousands/) [Chris Gethard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-gethard/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7a1/chris-gethard-2655_come_as-a-stand-up-as-a-storyteller-as-an-imp_2662729.jpg) > [New Yorkers will be rude, but at least they do so out of the rationale that everyone around them is always slowing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-gethard/new-yorkers-will-be-rude-but-at-least-they-do-so-out-of-the-rationale/) [Chris Gethard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-gethard/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0e4/chris-gethard-2655_city_new-yorkers-will-be-rude-but-at-least-th_2980983.jpg) > [There's a teacher at the Renzo Gracie Academy in New York named John Danaher. He's leading this whole group of fighters named…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-gethard/there-s-a-teacher-at-the-renzo-gracie-academy-in-new-york-named-john/) [Chris Gethard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-gethard/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d37/chris-gethard-2655_death_there-s-a-teacher-at-the-renzo-gracie-ac_2656981.jpg) > [Northern New Jersey looks like a cluster of idyllic suburbs, but each of those seemingly normal towns has a dark side that's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-gethard/northern-new-jersey-looks-like-a-cluster-of-idyllic-suburbs-but-each/) [Chris Gethard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-gethard/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/30c/chris-gethard-2655_dark_northern-new-jersey-looks-like-a-cluster_346711.jpg) > [Even though I live in New York, I still have this Jersey thing where I feel like I have to prove myself.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-gethard/even-though-i-live-in-new-york-i-still-have-this-jersey-thing-where-i/) [Chris Gethard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-gethard/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/290/chris-gethard-2655_chance_even-though-i-live-in-new-york-i-still-h_639121.jpg) > [Cops in New York City don't have the best reputation. It's a fast-paced city, and they deal with a lot, and many…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-gethard/cops-in-new-york-city-don-t-have-the-best-reputation-it-s-a-fast/) [Chris Gethard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-gethard/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c79/chris-gethard-2655_best_cops-in-new-york-city-don-t-have-the-bes_419891.jpg) > [The UCB has long been known as a hub of the best comedy in New York City, but it's never been the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-gethard/the-ucb-has-long-been-known-as-a-hub-of-the-best-comedy-in-new-york/) [Chris Gethard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-gethard/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/296/chris-gethard-2655_best_the-ucb-has-long-been-known-as-a-hub-of_550808.jpg) > [By August of 2003, I had graduated from Rutgers, gone through a stretch of living at my parents' house, and wound up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-gethard/by-august-of-2003-i-had-graduated-from-rutgers-gone-through-a-stretch/) [Chris Gethard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-gethard/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dd6/chris-gethard-2655_friendship_by-august-of-2003-i-had-graduated-from-r_1441271.jpg) > [If you are dating someone in New York City, and they invite you over to watch a movie, they don't really want…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-gethard/if-you-are-dating-someone-in-new-york-city-and-they-invite-you-over/) [Chris Gethard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-gethard/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/431/chris-gethard-2655_city_if-you-are-dating-someone-in-new-york-ci_84400.jpg) ## Other authors on New ## More by Chris Gethard > [My medications make me easier to deal with. They don't interfere with my creativity or turn me into a zombie or dull my real…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-gethard/my-medications-make-me-easier-to-deal-with-they-don-t-interfere-with/) [Chris Gethard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-gethard/) > [I didn't like who I was. I spent a lot of my life regretting who I was, which is a sad thing to say.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-gethard/i-didn-t-like-who-i-was-i-spent-a-lot-of-my-life-regretting-who-i-was/) [Chris Gethard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-gethard/) > [We don't judge people for dying in car crashes. But we do judge people when they die of suicide.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-gethard/we-don-t-judge-people-for-dying-in-car-crashes-but-we-do-judge-people/) [Chris Gethard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-gethard/) > [If you are dating someone in New York City, and they invite you over to watch a movie, they don't really want to watch…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-gethard/if-you-are-dating-someone-in-new-york-city-and-they-invite-you-over/) [Chris Gethard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-gethard/) > [I think, in my own life, I'm pretty political. I think I have some very strong ideals, and I struggle a lot with it.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-gethard/i-think-in-my-own-life-i-m-pretty-political-i-think-i-have-some-very/) [Chris Gethard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-gethard/) > [The street I lived on for the first handful of years of my life was lined with modest, lower-middle-class houses with small front yards…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-gethard/the-street-i-lived-on-for-the-first-handful-of-years-of-my-life-was/) [Chris Gethard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-gethard/) > [I'm not exactly Don Draper when it comes to physical attractiveness.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-gethard/i-m-not-exactly-don-draper-when-it-comes-to-physical-attractiveness/) [Chris Gethard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-gethard/) > [I am scared of horror movies.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-gethard/i-am-scared-of-horror-movies/) [Chris Gethard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-gethard/) > [I am a stereotypical northeasterner. I'm always in a rush. I've attracted stares from out-of-towners when I've shoved past someone blocking the subway door.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-gethard/i-am-a-stereotypical-northeasterner-i-m-always-in-a-rush-i-ve/) [Chris Gethard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-gethard/) > [There are many hundreds of millions of people who have jobs harder than (mine), and I also remind myself of that every day. No…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-gethard/there-are-many-hundreds-of-millions-of-people-who-have-jobs-harder/) [Chris Gethard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-gethard/) > [If I could have enough money that I know I could buy a house someday, and if I want to have kids, I could…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-gethard/if-i-could-have-enough-money-that-i-know-i-could-buy-a-house-someday/) [Chris Gethard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-gethard/) > [Northern New Jersey looks like a cluster of idyllic suburbs, but each of those seemingly normal towns has a dark side that's constantly gossiped…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-gethard/northern-new-jersey-looks-like-a-cluster-of-idyllic-suburbs-but-each/) [Chris Gethard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-gethard/) > [Many comedians - both male and female - do have an "I will never date another comedian" rule.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-gethard/many-comedians-both-male-and-female-do-have-an-i-will-never-date/) [Chris Gethard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-gethard/) > [West Orange, where I grew up, is the hometown of Ian Ziering from 'Beverly Hills, 90210,' Scott Wolf from 'Party of Five,' David Cassidy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-gethard/west-orange-where-i-grew-up-is-the-hometown-of-ian-ziering-from/) [Chris Gethard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-gethard/) > [Cops in New York City don't have the best reputation. It's a fast-paced city, and they deal with a lot, and many people have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-gethard/cops-in-new-york-city-don-t-have-the-best-reputation-it-s-a-fast/) [Chris Gethard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-gethard/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/new/chris-gethard/#itemlist", "name": "20 New Quotes By Chris Gethard", "numberOfItems": 20, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "No one in New York hangs out in their apartments.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Chris Gethard" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-gethard/no-one-in-new-york-hangs-out-in-their-apartments/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/278/chris-gethard-2655_apartments_no-one-in-new-york-hangs-out-in-their-ap_3100558.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/278/chris-gethard-2655_apartments_no-one-in-new-york-hangs-out-in-their-ap_3100558.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/278/chris-gethard-2655_apartments_no-one-in-new-york-hangs-out-in-their-ap_3100558.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“No one in New York hangs out in their apartments.” — Chris Gethard", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I do not like confrontations in New York City.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Chris Gethard" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-gethard/i-do-not-like-confrontations-in-new-york-city/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1c0/chris-gethard-2655_city_i-do-not-like-confrontations-in-new-york_530717.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1c0/chris-gethard-2655_city_i-do-not-like-confrontations-in-new-york_530717.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1c0/chris-gethard-2655_city_i-do-not-like-confrontations-in-new-york_530717.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I do not like confrontations in New York City.” — Chris Gethard", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I'm a dummy from New Jersey.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Chris Gethard" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-gethard/i-m-a-dummy-from-new-jersey/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/229/chris-gethard-2655_dummy_i-m-a-dummy-from-new-jersey-1863232_1863232.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/229/chris-gethard-2655_dummy_i-m-a-dummy-from-new-jersey-1863232_1863232.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/229/chris-gethard-2655_dummy_i-m-a-dummy-from-new-jersey-1863232_1863232.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I'm a dummy from New Jersey.” — Chris Gethard", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Sometimes I get gigs in weird, artsy places because weird, artsy people embraced my public-access show, which I could only have done in the way I did in New York.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Chris Gethard" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-gethard/sometimes-i-get-gigs-in-weird-artsy-places-because-weird-artsy-people/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/413/chris-gethard-2655_new_sometimes-i-get-gigs-in-weird-artsy-plac_1052026.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/413/chris-gethard-2655_new_sometimes-i-get-gigs-in-weird-artsy-plac_1052026.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/413/chris-gethard-2655_new_sometimes-i-get-gigs-in-weird-artsy-plac_1052026.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Sometimes I get gigs in weird, artsy places because weird, artsy people embraced my public-access show…” — Chris Gethard", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 5, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I know there are many things California can offer - personally, professionally, meteorologically - that New York can't. 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