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title: "7 New Jokes Quotes by 7 authors"
description: "Browse 7 New Jokes quotes by 7 authors. Discover the best New Jokes sayings and thoughts."
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> [I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-m-always-looking-at-new-ways-to-tell-a-joke-so-that-it-doesn-t-get/)

[Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f61/bill-burr-1900_comedy_i-m-always-looking-at-new-ways-to-tell-a_5839.jpg)

> [People get so heated about it and can't see the funny side, I think. And plus, everything's been said. It must be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diane-morgan/people-get-so-heated-about-it-and-can-t-see-the-funny-side-i-think/)

[Diane Morgan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diane-morgan/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/64b/diane-morgan-24496_brexit_people-get-so-heated-about-it-and-can-t_1268429.jpg)

> [I am excited about getting back to what I do best and what my audience likes best, I am writing new jokes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jackie-mason/i-am-excited-about-getting-back-to-what-i-do-best-and-what-my/)

[Jackie Mason](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jackie-mason/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1f4/jackie-mason-7965_audience_i-am-excited-about-getting-back-to-what_1452411.jpg)

> [I love working on the fly when the writers come up with new jokes on show nights. It's exciting. I love it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/allison-janney/i-love-working-on-the-fly-when-the-writers-come-up-with-new-jokes-on/)

[Allison Janney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/allison-janney/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a26/allison-janney-5406_come-up_i-love-working-on-the-fly-when-the-write_1688752.jpg)

> [All the traveling means I'm constantly writing and testing new jokes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-blue/all-the-traveling-means-i-m-constantly-writing-and-testing-new-jokes/)

[Josh Blue](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-blue/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/91b/josh-blue-7591_means_all-the-traveling-means-i-m-constantly-w_1953292.jpg)

> [Jokes rot. They're not like songs. I always envy singers - Sting is always going to sing 'Roxanne'. But people want to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/jokes-rot-they-re-not-like-songs-i-always-envy-singers-sting-is/)

[Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/97b/chris-rock-767_again_jokes-rot-they-re-not-like-songs-i-alway_2381383.jpg)

> [I have 40 years of unpublished material, the ones they don't pick, and the reason I don't redraw them or use them…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sergio-aragones/i-have-40-years-of-unpublished-material-the-ones-they-don-t-pick-and/)

[Sergio Aragones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sergio-aragones/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7b8/sergio-aragones-18086_again_i-have-40-years-of-unpublished-material_3077000.png)

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