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title: "3 New Golf Quotes by 3 authors"
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> [“If your golf instructor were to insist that you shave your head, sleep no more than four hours each night, renounce sex,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-harris/if-your-golf-instructor-were-to-insist-that-you-shave-your-head-sleep/)

[Sam Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-harris/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/714/sam-harris-457_golf_if-your-golf-instructor-were-to-insist-t_32399.jpg)

> [Not a week goes by without my learning something new about golf. That means, of course, that I was ignorant of eight…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-dobereiner/not-a-week-goes-by-without-my-learning-something-new-about-golf-that/)

[Peter Dobereiner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-dobereiner/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5c7/peter-dobereiner-59826_accumulation_not-a-week-goes-by-without-my-learning-s_1275641.jpg)

> [Agriculture is the new golf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ed-mcmahon/agriculture-is-the-new-golf/)

[Ed McMahon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ed-mcmahon/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/074/ed-mcmahon-30637_agriculture_agriculture-is-the-new-golf-1458164_1458164.jpg)

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