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> [All the subject matter I talk about isn't new; all comics talk about the same things. But it's how you talk about them or present them or what you look like up there that makes the difference between an okay…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-dice-clay/all-the-subject-matter-i-talk-about-isn-t-new-all-comics-talk-about/)

[Andrew Dice Clay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-dice-clay/)

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## More by Andrew Dice Clay

> [I think that a lot of men, especially once they're married, feel like their girl is just who she is, so don't treat her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-dice-clay/i-think-that-a-lot-of-men-especially-once-they-re-married-feel-like/)

[Andrew Dice Clay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-dice-clay/)

> [You gotta be happy when you wake up in the morning and look at what's next to ya. You wanna just hop on it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-dice-clay/you-gotta-be-happy-when-you-wake-up-in-the-morning-and-look-at-what-s/)

[Andrew Dice Clay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-dice-clay/)

> [My mother was the one who totally got behind me as far as, do things and ask questions later. My father would say, "I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-dice-clay/my-mother-was-the-one-who-totally-got-behind-me-as-far-as-do-things/)

[Andrew Dice Clay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-dice-clay/)

> [Comics, a lot of them, are really depressed people, and I happen to be somebody that does have a lot of confidence. That's the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-dice-clay/comics-a-lot-of-them-are-really-depressed-people-and-i-happen-to-be/)

[Andrew Dice Clay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-dice-clay/)

> [Even as a stage performer, I have my garb which is leather jackets and black jeans to make me feel a certain way. The…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-dice-clay/even-as-a-stage-performer-i-have-my-garb-which-is-leather-jackets-and/)

[Andrew Dice Clay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-dice-clay/)

> [I like when something makes you think after you stop watching.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-dice-clay/i-like-when-something-makes-you-think-after-you-stop-watching/)

[Andrew Dice Clay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-dice-clay/)

> [When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey", I care about me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-dice-clay/when-you-jerk-off-you-re-saying-hey-i-care-about-me/)

[Andrew Dice Clay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-dice-clay/)

> [I like real girls. When they're in bed with you, it's not a show. They just want to do that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-dice-clay/i-like-real-girls-when-they-re-in-bed-with-you-it-s-not-a-show-they/)

[Andrew Dice Clay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-dice-clay/)

> [I do whatever I do. I go to the club. I work on material. While other people are sleeping, I'm awake. I always liked…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-dice-clay/i-do-whatever-i-do-i-go-to-the-club-i-work-on-material-while-other/)

[Andrew Dice Clay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-dice-clay/)

> [Women today leave the house in animal prints and six inch stilettos, what does that say? I'm going to church? They're saying I want…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-dice-clay/women-today-leave-the-house-in-animal-prints-and-six-inch-stilettos/)

[Andrew Dice Clay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-dice-clay/)

> [ I think the best part of being gay is when you're done \[with sex\], you could turn over and talk about football. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-dice-clay/i-think-the-best-part-of-being-gay-is-when-you-re-done-with-sex-you/)

[Andrew Dice Clay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-dice-clay/)

> [There are very few comics that understand about exciting the crowd, and that's what I always prided myself on: giving a more confident macho…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-dice-clay/there-are-very-few-comics-that-understand-about-exciting-the-crowd/)

[Andrew Dice Clay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-dice-clay/)

> [If you hide what you really are, then there's going to be problems in marriage down the road. I don't mind if a girl…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-dice-clay/if-you-hide-what-you-really-are-then-there-s-going-to-be-problems-in/)

[Andrew Dice Clay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-dice-clay/)

> [When you're at your own parents' funeral, when you're at somebody that you love's funeral, you realize how precious life is. And you say,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-dice-clay/when-you-re-at-your-own-parents-funeral-when-you-re-at-somebody-that/)

[Andrew Dice Clay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-dice-clay/)

> [I might do cartoonish sexual jokes, but it's my way of saying what's going on in the world. How people are animals, really.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-dice-clay/i-might-do-cartoonish-sexual-jokes-but-it-s-my-way-of-saying-what-s/)

[Andrew Dice Clay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-dice-clay/)

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