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title: "30 New boyfriend Quotes by 26 authors"
description: "Browse 30 New boyfriend quotes by 26 authors. Discover the best New boyfriend sayings and thoughts."
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> [You love new boyfriend?" "I think so. Yes." "Then you must spoil him. And he must spoil you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elizabeth-gilbert/you-love-new-boyfriend-i-think-so-yes-then-you-must-spoil-him-and-he/)

[Elizabeth Gilbert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elizabeth-gilbert/)

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> [I love meeting my Ex's new boyfriend and thinking, 'Yep, I am definitely cooler than this dude.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-love-meeting-my-ex-s-new-boyfriend-and-thinking-yep-i-am-definitely/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I laugh at you so hard I start to cry. Your so unbelievable it's funny to me but not to your new…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-mccarty/i-laugh-at-you-so-hard-i-start-to-cry-your-so-unbelievable-it-s-funny/)

[Kevin McCarty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-mccarty/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/712/kevin-mccarty-374_cocky_i-laugh-at-you-so-hard-i-start-to-cry-yo_261314.jpg)

> [“Fan-fucking-tastic. The new Boyfriend always loves being compared to the ex.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harper-miller/fan-fucking-tastic-the-new-boyfriend-always-loves-being-compared-to/)

[Harper Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harper-miller/)

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> [I met Prince Harry at Westminster and I want him to be my new boyfriend, but unfortunately I don't think it is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-revel-horwood/i-met-prince-harry-at-westminster-and-i-want-him-to-be-my-new/)

[Craig Revel Horwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-revel-horwood/)

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> [My new Boyfriend! Mr. Marmoset Hard and Silent! #peopledontknowthings](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/madonna-ciccone/my-new-boyfriend-mr-marmoset-hard-and-silent-peopledontknowthings/)

[Madonna Ciccone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/madonna-ciccone/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ce3/madonna-ciccone-401_boyfriend_my-new-boyfriend-mr-marmoset-hard-and-si_2528227.png)

> [I had the best day ever, I ran into my ex girlfriend and her new boyfriend…With my car.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-had-the-best-day-ever-i-ran-into-my-ex-girlfriend-and-her-new/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [My leftovers are delicious. Just ask the ex girlfriends new boyfriend.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dane-cook/my-leftovers-are-delicious-just-ask-the-ex-girlfriends-new-boyfriend/)

[Dane Cook](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dane-cook/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c06/dane-cook-1394_exes_my-leftovers-are-delicious-just-ask-the_3138123.png)

> [“You better enjoy new boyfriend sex because it is soon to be replaces by new fiancé sex quickly followed by new husband…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/genna-rulon/you-better-enjoy-new-boyfriend-sex-because-it-is-soon-to-be-replaces/)

[Genna Rulon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/genna-rulon/)

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> [“Ken was Mary's new boyfriend, a nice guy who made all their friends comments, "Oh, there he is. That's what she's been…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-close/ken-was-mary-s-new-boyfriend-a-nice-guy-who-made-all-their-friends/)

[Jennifer Close](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-close/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/302/jennifer-close-20828_friendship_ken-was-mary-s-new-boyfriend-a-nice-guy_939581.jpg)

> [“We must find you a new boyfriend, Wavey had kept telling her, but what if a girlfriend was what Fever needed? She…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philip-reeve/we-must-find-you-a-new-boyfriend-wavey-had-kept-telling-her-but-what/)

[Philip Reeve](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philip-reeve/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4b1/philip-reeve-13157_lgbtq_we-must-find-you-a-new-boyfriend-wavey-h_3201013.png)

> [ It's \[her new house\] kind of like my relationship. I'm like nurturing it and like spending a lot of time there and… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-kardashian/it-s-her-new-house-kind-of-like-my-relationship-i-m-like-nurturing-it/)

[Kim Kardashian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-kardashian/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/877/kim-kardashian-901_home_it-s-her-new-house-kind-of-like-my-relat_2396191.jpg)

> [“Sophie has always thought that the first time you get the hysterical giggles with a new female friend is like the first…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/liane-moriarty/sophie-has-always-thought-that-the-first-time-you-get-the-hysterical/)

[Liane Moriarty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/liane-moriarty/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/753/liane-moriarty-1135_first-time_sophie-has-always-thought-that-the-first_3229530.jpg)

> [Hello, I'm Shellie's new boyfriend and I'm out of my mind. If you so much as talk to her or even think…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-miller/hello-i-m-shellie-s-new-boyfriend-and-i-m-out-of-my-mind-if-you-so/)

[Frank Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-miller/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9c3/frank-miller-4663_boyfriend_hello-i-m-shellie-s-new-boyfriend-and-i_3048928.png)

> [(The new boyfriend) knows I write every day for hours but has no idea that all I’m writing about is me. It…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/augusten-burroughs/the-new-boyfriend-knows-i-write-every-day-for-hours-but-has-no-idea/)

[Augusten Burroughs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/augusten-burroughs/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eff/augusten-burroughs-603_alcoholics_the-new-boyfriend-knows-i-write-every-da_1425440.jpg)

> [Yeah we're not together anymore. She has got - she has got a new boyfriend now. They just moved into together. And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-jeselnik/yeah-we-re-not-together-anymore-she-has-got-she-has-got-a-new/)

[Anthony Jeselnik](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-jeselnik/)

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> [“There are many ways to get to know someone, and my favorite is seeing them naked in Happy Baby pose. I also…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/there-are-many-ways-to-get-to-know-someone-and-my-favorite-is-seeing/)

[Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/71a/chelsea-handler-887_boyfriend_there-are-many-ways-to-get-to-know-someo_180250.png)

> [The hot gossip in Washington is that Condoleezza Rice might have a new boyfriend. Secretary of State Rice is being linked to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-hot-gossip-in-washington-is-that-condoleezza-rice-might-have-a/)

[Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/)

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> [“Did you ever think about boys?' I say, staring up into the dark. 'There wasn't room,' she whispers, and her voice is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brenna-yovanoff/did-you-ever-think-about-boys-i-say-staring-up-into-the-dark-there/)

[Brenna Yovanoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brenna-yovanoff/)

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> [“You know, you seem like a completely different person, now that you're with this new boyfriend. You used to look like your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elizabeth-gilbert/you-know-you-seem-like-a-completely-different-person-now-that-you-re/)

[Elizabeth Gilbert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elizabeth-gilbert/)

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> [Everybody I've ever met was destroyed by a member of the opposite sex early on and that damage you took into every…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-titus/everybody-i-ve-ever-met-was-destroyed-by-a-member-of-the-opposite-sex/)

[Christopher Titus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-titus/)

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> [She told her therapist it reminded her of coming home the summer after her freshman year at Rutgers, stepping back into the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-perrotta/she-told-her-therapist-it-reminded-her-of-coming-home-the-summer/)

[Tom Perrotta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-perrotta/)

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> [She broke my h@,and think she can find hapiness wit her new boyfriend after making a fool out of me,neva try it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/she-broke-my-h-and-think-she-can-find-hapiness-wit-her-new-boyfriend/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“My Macbook is my new boyfriend, except that he's dependable and meets all my demands.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jessica-zafra/my-macbook-is-my-new-boyfriend-except-that-he-s-dependable-and-meets/)

[Jessica Zafra](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jessica-zafra/)

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> [My Ex Sent Me Ah Picture Too Remind Me What iM Givinq Up , iSent Him Ah Picture Of My New Boyfriend…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/my-ex-sent-me-ah-picture-too-remind-me-what-im-givinq-up-isent-him-ah/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“If a man introduces his male friend to his extraordinary new girlfriend, his friend will think—I want a girl like that. If…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tarryn-fisher/if-a-man-introduces-his-male-friend-to-his-extraordinary-new/)

[Tarryn Fisher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tarryn-fisher/)

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> [The passing months have helped me to assimilate the end of our romance, but every time I see you I got excited.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kintu-steven/the-passing-months-have-helped-me-to-assimilate-the-end-of-our/)

[Kintu Steven](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kintu-steven/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6ea/kintu-steven-60477_boyfriend_the-passing-months-have-helped-me-to-ass_2546196.jpg)

> [I go to social media, check out my granddaughter's new boyfriend, but the Department of Homeland Security can't figure out they need…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carly-fiorina/i-go-to-social-media-check-out-my-granddaughter-s-new-boyfriend-but/)

[Carly Fiorina](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carly-fiorina/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a94/carly-fiorina-1077_checks_i-go-to-social-media-check-out-my-grandd_1467082.png)

> [Why did everyone think I needed a new boyfriend? I didn't need a new boyfriend. I'd had enough of boyfriends to last…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/becca-fitzpatrick/why-did-everyone-think-i-needed-a-new-boyfriend-i-didn-t-need-a-new/)

[Becca Fitzpatrick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/becca-fitzpatrick/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2e8/becca-fitzpatrick-321_boyfriend_why-did-everyone-think-i-needed-a-new-bo_2461771.png)

> [I went from being married to living on my own in L.A., to having a new boyfriend and just being totally self-sufficient…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lindsey-vonn/i-went-from-being-married-to-living-on-my-own-in-l-a-to-having-a-new/)

[Lindsey Vonn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lindsey-vonn/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/597/lindsey-vonn-3552_awesome_i-went-from-being-married-to-living-on-m_2282944.jpg)

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                        "text": "(The new boyfriend) knows I write every day for hours but has no idea that all I’m writing about is me. It seems wiser to let him think I’m an aspiring novelist instead of just an alcoholic with a year of sobriety who spends eight hours a day writing about the other 16.",
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                        "text": "Yeah we're not together anymore. She has got - she has got a new boyfriend now. They just moved into together. And I've heard rumors that he is abusive, which makes you want to go over there with a baseball bat. And then blame it on her boyfriend.",
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