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title: "12 Never Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke"
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> [I have never Twittered or Tweeted or even Chirped.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/i-have-never-twittered-or-tweeted-or-even-chirped/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/49f/p-j-o-rourke-184_even_i-have-never-twittered-or-tweeted-or-eve_1716855.png)

> [Love can never be fully explained.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/love-can-never-be-fully-explained/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

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> [Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/never-be-unfaithful-to-a-lover-except-with-your-wife/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

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> [I've never been able to get it straight about what these people who are worried about the trade deficit are worried about.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/i-ve-never-been-able-to-get-it-straight-about-what-these-people-who-2/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

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> [You're never going to read 'The Wealth of Nations,' and you shouldn't, really. It's 900 pages.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/you-re-never-going-to-read-the-wealth-of-nations-and-you-shouldn-t/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a3b/p-j-o-rourke-184_books_you-re-never-going-to-read-the-wealth-of_2591432.png)

> [I don't even know which end of a computer one is supposed to gaze into. I've never used a computer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/i-don-t-even-know-which-end-of-a-computer-one-is-supposed-to-gaze/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/856/p-j-o-rourke-184_computer_i-don-t-even-know-which-end-of-a-compute_2622896.png)

> [I was never a Democrat. I went from Republican to Maoist and then back again.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/i-was-never-a-democrat-i-went-from-republican-to-maoist-and-then-back/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a6b/p-j-o-rourke-184_again_i-was-never-a-democrat-i-went-from-repub_2427912.png)

> [I have never been to a museum in Hong Kong, or a movie or a play. I've never gone club-hopping. I've never…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/i-have-never-been-to-a-museum-in-hong-kong-or-a-movie-or-a-play-i-ve/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a7b/p-j-o-rourke-184_been_i-have-never-been-to-a-museum-in-hong-ko_2475495.png)

> [Liberals are always proposing perfectly insane ideas, laws that will make everybody happy, laws that will make everything right, make us live…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/liberals-are-always-proposing-perfectly-insane-ideas-laws-that-will/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/530/p-j-o-rourke-184_always_liberals-are-always-proposing-perfectly_1820679.png)

> [People are always angry at America. They're absolutely certain that America either caused their problems or is deliberately not fixing their problems.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/people-are-always-angry-at-america-they-re-absolutely-certain-that/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e3f/p-j-o-rourke-184_america_people-are-always-angry-at-america-they_1198574.jpg)

> [The only advantage to being a middle-aged man is that when you put on a jacket and tie, you're the Scary Dad.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/the-only-advantage-to-being-a-middle-aged-man-is-that-when-you-put-on/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

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> [If you spend 72 hours in a place you've never been, talking to people whose language you don't speak about social, political,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/if-you-spend-72-hours-in-a-place-you-ve-never-been-talking-to-people/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fca/p-j-o-rourke-184_about_if-you-spend-72-hours-in-a-place-you-ve_1682279.jpg)

## Other authors on Never

## More by P. J. O'Rourke

> [I'm fascinated by political enthusiasm.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/i-m-fascinated-by-political-enthusiasm/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

> [In comparative terms, there's no poverty in America by a long shot. Heritage Foundation political scientist Robert Rector has worked up figures showing that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/in-comparative-terms-there-s-no-poverty-in-america-by-a-long-shot/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

> [The Democrats said, "We don't know what's wrong with America, but we can fix it." The Republicans said, "There's nothing wrong with America, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/the-democrats-said-we-don-t-know-what-s-wrong-with-america-but-we-can/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

> [At Epcot Center the Disney corporation has focused its attention on two things greatly in need of Disneyfication: the tedious future and the annoying…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/at-epcot-center-the-disney-corporation-has-focused-its-attention-on/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

> [So-called Western Civilization, as practised in half of Europe, some of Asia and a few parts of North America, is better than anything else…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/so-called-western-civilization-as-practised-in-half-of-europe-some-of/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

> [My whole family can talk. They are all car salesmen. They are all funny.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/my-whole-family-can-talk-they-are-all-car-salesmen-they-are-all-funny/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

> [It was Ronald Reagan who used to say that the 10 most frightening words in the English language are, "I'm from the federal government,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/it-was-ronald-reagan-who-used-to-say-that-the-10-most-frightening/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

> [Gun violence has cost us too many political leaders, and hardly ever the worst ones.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/gun-violence-has-cost-us-too-many-political-leaders-and-hardly-ever/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

> [Pete Seeger is a modest, unassuming, cheerful, and kind-natured man. He's a good folk singer, if you can stand folk singing. And he's such…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/pete-seeger-is-a-modest-unassuming-cheerful-and-kind-natured-man-he-s/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

> [Journalists are notoriously easy to kid. All you have to do is speak to a journalist in a very serious tone of voice, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/journalists-are-notoriously-easy-to-kid-all-you-have-to-do-is-speak/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

> [I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a 'learning experience.' Then again, I like to think of anything stupid I've…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/i-like-to-think-of-my-behavior-in-the-sixties-as-a-learning/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

> [I'll be 56 this year, I've got two kids, and I think it's probably time to go back to writing one-glove jokes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/i-ll-be-56-this-year-i-ve-got-two-kids-and-i-think-it-s-probably-time/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

> [Something that comes to us, some gym shoe that comes to us as a result of child labor from a brutal dictatorship, where people…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/something-that-comes-to-us-some-gym-shoe-that-comes-to-us-as-a-result/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

> [Russians not only vehemently despise blacks, they believe Africa begins at the Ukraine border.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/russians-not-only-vehemently-despise-blacks-they-believe-africa/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

> [Now, do I think the baby boomers tend to be self-absorbed? I do.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/now-do-i-think-the-baby-boomers-tend-to-be-self-absorbed-i-do/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

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