--- title: "17 Need Baby Quotes by 16 authors" description: "Browse 17 Need Baby quotes by 16 authors. Discover the best Need Baby sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/237/wiz-khalifa-192_quote_when-ever-you-need-me-baby-i-ll-show-up_2120530.jpg" --- > [When ever you need me baby I'll show up](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wiz-khalifa/when-ever-you-need-me-baby-i-ll-show-up/) [Wiz Khalifa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wiz-khalifa/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/237/wiz-khalifa-192_quote_when-ever-you-need-me-baby-i-ll-show-up_2120530.jpg) > [I will be there when you need me. I will be there when you cry baby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tarrus-riley/i-will-be-there-when-you-need-me-i-will-be-there-when-you-cry-baby/) [Tarrus Riley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tarrus-riley/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c97/tarrus-riley-19602_baby_i-will-be-there-when-you-need-me-i-will_2808039.jpg) > [What am doing is what you need baby…. Don't jealous am coming for yours](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ricky-wayn-d-zangako/what-am-doing-is-what-you-need-baby-don-t-jealous-am-coming-for-yours/) [Ricky Wayn D Zangako](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ricky-wayn-d-zangako/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/098/ricky-wayn-d-zangako-34812_coming_what-am-doing-is-what-you-need-baby-don_633298.jpg) > [Im your love doctor call me anytime you need me baby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/im-your-love-doctor-call-me-anytime-you-need-me-baby/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f51/anonymous-1_love_im-your-love-doctor-call-me-anytime-you_2316561.jpg) > [I tell my wife that she doesn't need a baby since she has me to look after.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zayed-khan/i-tell-my-wife-that-she-doesn-t-need-a-baby-since-she-has-me-to-look/) [Zayed Khan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zayed-khan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/df7/zayed-khan-6889_baby_i-tell-my-wife-that-she-doesn-t-need-a-b_1553771.jpg) > [“What do you need, baby? Tell me, so I can give it to you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasinda-wilder/what-do-you-need-baby-tell-me-so-i-can-give-it-to-you/) [Jasinda Wilder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasinda-wilder/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8ae/jasinda-wilder-1270_baby_what-do-you-need-baby-tell-me-so-i-can-g_651126.png) > [I know it's you I need, baby and it makes this world go round I'm keepin' you in love with me, baby…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ub40/i-know-it-s-you-i-need-baby-and-it-makes-this-world-go-round-i-m/) [Ub40](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ub40/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7fb/ub40-21184_baby_i-know-it-s-you-i-need-baby-and-it-makes_2274242.jpg) > [Trust I Trust You, I Love You I Want You, I Need You Baby I Breath You I'll Never Leave You Life…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ajhw/trust-i-trust-you-i-love-you-i-want-you-i-need-you-baby-i-breath-you/) [Ajhw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ajhw/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/32d/ajhw-116363_life_trust-i-trust-you-i-love-you-i-want-you_1651428.jpg) > [I need one of those baby monitors from my subconscious to my consciousness so I can know what the hell I'm really…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-wright/i-need-one-of-those-baby-monitors-from-my-subconscious-to-my/) [Steven Wright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-wright/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bae/steven-wright-432_baby_i-need-one-of-those-baby-monitors-from-m_2607390.jpg) > [“We wanted more help or different help and we were told if we wanted more assistance we would need to have another…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tarashea-nesbit/we-wanted-more-help-or-different-help-and-we-were-told-if-we-wanted/) [TaraShea Nesbit](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tarashea-nesbit/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6a3/tarashea-nesbit-36527_quote_we-wanted-more-help-or-different-help-an_851495.jpg) > [Baby please dont go, baby please dont go. Cause I need you so. Baby if you go, you will hurt me so.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurel-aitken/baby-please-dont-go-baby-please-dont-go-cause-i-need-you-so-baby-if/) [Laurel Aitken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurel-aitken/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/221/laurel-aitken-20812_quote_baby-please-dont-go-baby-please-dont-go_1223450.jpg) > [“No, baby, please. Make a baby with me. Fuck, make a baby with me. I need it. I need you. I need…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-fanetti/no-baby-please-make-a-baby-with-me-fuck-make-a-baby-with-me-i-need-it/) [Susan Fanetti](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-fanetti/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a8f/susan-fanetti-13906_baby_no-baby-please-make-a-baby-with-me-fuck_432595.jpg) > [I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/i-don-t-need-a-baby-growing-inside-me-for-nine-months-if-i-m-going-to/) [Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/013/ellen-degeneres-604_achieve_i-don-t-need-a-baby-growing-inside-me-fo_3102258.jpg) > [I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing, there's morning sickness. If I'm going to feel…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/i-don-t-need-a-baby-growing-inside-me-for-nine-months-for-one-thing/) [Ellen Degeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f16/ellen-degeneres-604_morning-sickness_i-don-t-need-a-baby-growing-inside-me-fo_1099847.jpg) > [If you need a baby that bad, go down to the pound and get one. Not even a baby - go get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-stanhope/if-you-need-a-baby-that-bad-go-down-to-the-pound-and-get-one-not-even/) [Doug Stanhope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-stanhope/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/12f/doug-stanhope-1528_age_if-you-need-a-baby-that-bad-go-down-to-t_1423270.png) > [My sister told me: 'You need to have a baby so that you've got someone to look after you when you're old.'…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellie-taylor/my-sister-told-me-you-need-to-have-a-baby-so-that-you-ve-got-someone/) [Ellie Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellie-taylor/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6df/ellie-taylor-13608_birth_my-sister-told-me-you-need-to-have-a-bab_2826178.jpg) > [“All we shared was a mattress, and a lie, and an address Baby I don't need you, well baby I don't need…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/billy-talent/all-we-shared-was-a-mattress-and-a-lie-and-an-address-baby-i-don-t/) [Billy Talent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/billy-talent/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dd5/billy-talent-108112_ex_all-we-shared-was-a-mattress-and-a-lie-a_2150759.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/need-baby/#itemlist", "name": "Need Baby Quotes", "numberOfItems": 17, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "When ever you need me baby I'll show up", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Wiz Khalifa" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wiz-khalifa/when-ever-you-need-me-baby-i-ll-show-up/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/237/wiz-khalifa-192_quote_when-ever-you-need-me-baby-i-ll-show-up_2120530.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/237/wiz-khalifa-192_quote_when-ever-you-need-me-baby-i-ll-show-up_2120530.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/237/wiz-khalifa-192_quote_when-ever-you-need-me-baby-i-ll-show-up_2120530.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“When ever you need me baby I'll show up” — Wiz Khalifa", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I will be there when you need me. 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