--- title: "1 Need Baby Quotes By Ellie Taylor" description: "1 Need Baby quotes by Ellie Taylor. Plus more from Ellie Taylor and more Need Baby sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6df/ellie-taylor-13608_birth_my-sister-told-me-you-need-to-have-a-bab_2826178.jpg" --- > [My sister told me: 'You need to have a baby so that you've got someone to look after you when you're old.' And I was like: 'Hang on - I thought that's what the NHS was for? Unless the NHS…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellie-taylor/my-sister-told-me-you-need-to-have-a-baby-so-that-you-ve-got-someone/) [Ellie Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellie-taylor/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6df/ellie-taylor-13608_birth_my-sister-told-me-you-need-to-have-a-bab_2826178.jpg) ## More by Ellie Taylor > [I remember I quite liked 'SingStar' for a while.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellie-taylor/i-remember-i-quite-liked-singstar-for-a-while/) [Ellie Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellie-taylor/) > [I did a standup show called 'Show Me the Funny,' so from that I got some TV stuff and people would book me for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellie-taylor/i-did-a-standup-show-called-show-me-the-funny-so-from-that-i-got-some/) [Ellie Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellie-taylor/) > [I've had some bad gigs, don't get me wrong.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellie-taylor/i-ve-had-some-bad-gigs-don-t-get-me-wrong/) [Ellie Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellie-taylor/) > [I once hosted the Butcher Shop of the Year Awards. There's nothing like performing to the personification of the phrase a 'sausage fest' to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellie-taylor/i-once-hosted-the-butcher-shop-of-the-year-awards-there-s-nothing/) [Ellie Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellie-taylor/) > [When I was younger it was people like Victoria Wood who I loved.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellie-taylor/when-i-was-younger-it-was-people-like-victoria-wood-who-i-loved/) [Ellie Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellie-taylor/) > [I'd like to be on 'Graham Norton.' Just because I used to do the audience warm-up for the 'Graham Norton' show, and I just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellie-taylor/i-d-like-to-be-on-graham-norton-just-because-i-used-to-do-the/) [Ellie Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellie-taylor/) > [I want a dragon.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellie-taylor/i-want-a-dragon/) [Ellie Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellie-taylor/) > [There's always someone out there being mean, but what upsets me is the spite. Why are you like that? Why are you so horrible?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellie-taylor/there-s-always-someone-out-there-being-mean-but-what-upsets-me-is-the/) [Ellie Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellie-taylor/) > [I was working in a day job in marketing but I had my sights on doing an open-mic night.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellie-taylor/i-was-working-in-a-day-job-in-marketing-but-i-had-my-sights-on-doing/) [Ellie Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellie-taylor/) > [I'm not interested in babies at all. Babies to me are like wasps: pointless, irritating and even one can ruin a picnic. They're just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellie-taylor/i-m-not-interested-in-babies-at-all-babies-to-me-are-like-wasps/) [Ellie Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellie-taylor/) > [If you haven't truly died a million times as a comic you haven't gigged enough!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellie-taylor/if-you-haven-t-truly-died-a-million-times-as-a-comic-you-haven-t/) [Ellie Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellie-taylor/) > [Everyone knows the feeling where you're in the pub and you make your mates laugh. It's awesome, you feel like you rock. That's what…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellie-taylor/everyone-knows-the-feeling-where-you-re-in-the-pub-and-you-make-your/) [Ellie Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellie-taylor/) > [Hogwarts is comforting.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellie-taylor/hogwarts-is-comforting/) [Ellie Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellie-taylor/) > [I'm quite ungainly.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellie-taylor/i-m-quite-ungainly/) [Ellie Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellie-taylor/) > [People who have heard of me have heard of me mostly through presenting and asked, 'Why have you gone into comedy?'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellie-taylor/people-who-have-heard-of-me-have-heard-of-me-mostly-through/) [Ellie Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellie-taylor/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/need-baby/ellie-taylor/#itemlist", "name": "1 Need Baby Quotes By Ellie Taylor", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "My sister told me: 'You need to have a baby so that you've got someone to look after you when you're old.' 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