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> [It is so cold out there, my head nearly fell off.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-mckinney/it-is-so-cold-out-there-my-head-nearly-fell-off/)

[Mark McKinney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-mckinney/)

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## More by Mark McKinney

> [The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-mckinney/the-joke-newspaper-it-says-canada-abandons-the-monarchy/)

[Mark McKinney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-mckinney/)

> [You don't go dancing in the day. You don't go golfing in the night.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-mckinney/you-don-t-go-dancing-in-the-day-you-don-t-go-golfing-in-the-night/)

[Mark McKinney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-mckinney/)

> [I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-mckinney/i-m-a-little-thirsty-can-i-go-drink-out-of-your-toilet/)

[Mark McKinney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-mckinney/)

> [Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-mckinney/then-my-uncle-would-give-off-the-smell-of-freshly-baked-bread-which-i/)

[Mark McKinney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-mckinney/)

> [And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-mckinney/and-now-they-are-getting-married-and-i-m-still-single-what-s-wrong/)

[Mark McKinney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-mckinney/)

> [Two stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the way they were looking at me, I could tell.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-mckinney/two-stops-after-i-got-on-these-two-unbelievable-short-people-got-on/)

[Mark McKinney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-mckinney/)

> [Oh, and Scott, get Mark to play me. He's the most talented one anyway.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-mckinney/oh-and-scott-get-mark-to-play-me-he-s-the-most-talented-one-anyway/)

[Mark McKinney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-mckinney/)

> [I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-mckinney/i-m-nutty-bunny-number-two-i-love-me-and-i-love-you/)

[Mark McKinney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-mckinney/)

> [Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-mckinney/of-course-i-get-drunk-my-brain-is-only-the-size-of-a-walnut/)

[Mark McKinney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-mckinney/)

> [It is so cold out there, my head nearly fell off.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-mckinney/it-is-so-cold-out-there-my-head-nearly-fell-off/)

[Mark McKinney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-mckinney/)

> [What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-mckinney/what-no-one-wants-my-bouquet-somebody-better-pick-it-up-somebody/)

[Mark McKinney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-mckinney/)

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