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title: "8 Nearly Fell Quotes by 8 authors"
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> [How are we doing, Simon?" she whispered into the small microphone in her collar. "Just about..." Simon started slowly. And then he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ally-carter/how-are-we-doing-simon-she-whispered-into-the-small-microphone-in-her/)

[Ally Carter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ally-carter/)

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> [She moved closer to me, put her hands to my face, and kissed me softly on the lips. God, it felt so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-brooks/she-moved-closer-to-me-put-her-hands-to-my-face-and-kissed-me-softly/)

[Kevin Brooks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-brooks/)

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> [Jo began to dance a jig,...Amy nearly fell out of the window in her surprise, and Meg exclaimed, with uplifted hands, 'Well…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/jo-began-to-dance-a-jig-amy-nearly-fell-out-of-the-window-in-her/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [When I was 11, I was with my cousin in a scrapyard; there were three trains on top of each other, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/noel-fielding/when-i-was-11-i-was-with-my-cousin-in-a-scrapyard-there-were-three/)

[Noel Fielding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/noel-fielding/)

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> [“I pushed myself forward and rose cautiously to my feet. A draft from the aft signaled that my dressing gown was open,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hearne/i-pushed-myself-forward-and-rose-cautiously-to-my-feet-a-draft-from/)

[Kevin Hearne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hearne/)

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> [Trying to create a next world war, he found a promoter who nearly fell off the floor, he said I never engaged…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-dylan/trying-to-create-a-next-world-war-he-found-a-promoter-who-nearly-fell/)

[Bob Dylan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-dylan/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3f5/bob-dylan-168_art_trying-to-create-a-next-world-war-he-fou_1954613.jpg)

> [It is so cold out there, my head nearly fell off.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-mckinney/it-is-so-cold-out-there-my-head-nearly-fell-off/)

[Mark McKinney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-mckinney/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2d4/mark-mckinney-38756_cold_it-is-so-cold-out-there-my-head-nearly-f_2021889.jpg)

> [It was never physically dangerous except when I nearly fell off a horse, but it was physically arduous - especially when you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-jacobi/it-was-never-physically-dangerous-except-when-i-nearly-fell-off-a/)

[Derek Jacobi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-jacobi/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bff/derek-jacobi-16951_dangerous_it-was-never-physically-dangerous-except_2053537.jpg)

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