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title: "4 Nasty Quotes By Kim Harrison"
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> [Trent and Ellasbeth did the nasty? Ewwww!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/trent-and-ellasbeth-did-the-nasty-ewwww/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/064/kim-harrison-323_nasty_trent-and-ellasbeth-did-the-nasty-ewwww_218167.png)

> [Good God,” I whispered, sitting on the van’s cot and looking at my legs, horrified. They were hairy—not wolf hairy, but an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/good-god-i-whispered-sitting-on-the-van-s-cot-and-looking-at-my-legs/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/acc/kim-harrison-323_armpits_good-god-i-whispered-sitting-on-the-van_873609.png)

> [Rachel, my itchy witch," Al said as he tugged the lace at his cuffs. "We've talked about this. You simply must stop…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/rachel-my-itchy-witch-al-said-as-he-tugged-the-lace-at-his-cuffs-we/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b02/kim-harrison-323_als_rachel-my-itchy-witch-al-said-as-he-tugg_1739735.png)

> [You need a new hobby, Rachel. Something other than nasty little men with visions of world domination.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/you-need-a-new-hobby-rachel-something-other-than-nasty-little-men/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/721/kim-harrison-323_domination_you-need-a-new-hobby-rachel-something-ot_2349609.png)

## Other authors on Nasty

## More by Kim Harrison

> [Maybe I could be friends with a ghost. I wouldn’t be able to kill him.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/maybe-i-could-be-friends-with-a-ghost-i-wouldn-t-be-able-to-kill-him/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

> [My God", he whispered. What have I done to her? He thought, humbled. The spell was broken, but it wasn't sealed, and her soul…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/my-god-he-whispered-what-have-i-done-to-her-he-thought-humbled-the/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

> [I turned back to the mirror, seeing that there were no lines on it. It was empty. "What happened to my mirror?" I said,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/i-turned-back-to-the-mirror-seeing-that-there-were-no-lines-on-it-it/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

> [“Half of it was meticulously arranged as an office with her computer - faster and more powerful than an industrial-sized package of laxative -…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/half-of-it-was-meticulously-arranged-as-an-office-with-her-computer/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

> [Actually,” I said, hesitant to bring it up, “I was thinking along the lines of a curse that can turn you human.” “Or witch?”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/actually-i-said-hesitant-to-bring-it-up-i-was-thinking-along-the/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

> [“I’m giving you fair warning, Mr. Cormel. If you bespell Rachel, I’ll open up your head for the sunshine to come in.” - Jenks”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/i-m-giving-you-fair-warning-mr-cormel-if-you-bespell-rachel-i-ll-open/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

> [The demon had trouble remembering what she was doing, but she was powerful, sort of the crazy Wendy of the lost lord-of-the-flies boys.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/the-demon-had-trouble-remembering-what-she-was-doing-but-she-was/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

> [Your hair is a tangled mess,"he said, thinking he liked it that way, like a lion's mane.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/your-hair-is-a-tangled-mess-he-said-thinking-he-liked-it-that-way/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

> [Keep your vampire mitts off me. I'm not your friggin' blood toy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/keep-your-vampire-mitts-off-me-i-m-not-your-friggin-blood-toy/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

> [“From my ear Jenks snickered. “Awwww, you two are so sweet, I could fart fairy balls.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/from-my-ear-jenks-snickered-awwww-you-two-are-so-sweet-i-could-fart/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

> [Uh... ," Ivy stammered, and I glanced up to see her eyes wide in consideration. "I'm kidding," I said. "It passed the lethal-amulet test,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/uh-ivy-stammered-and-i-glanced-up-to-see-her-eyes-wide-in/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

> [I'll always be here," he said softly. "You can never fill my need, never drive me away, no matter how much you give me.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/i-ll-always-be-here-he-said-softly-you-can-never-fill-my-need-never/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

> [“I hoped he was right. I’d never heard of a university refusing money.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/i-hoped-he-was-right-i-d-never-heard-of-a-university-refusing-money/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

> [“The rag he'd used to clean the table went into the fire behind him. "I saw what you are," he said, "and I was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/the-rag-he-d-used-to-clean-the-table-went-into-the-fire-behind-him-i/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

> [“I’m not afraid of love being difficult. If it was easy, then everyone would find it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/i-m-not-afraid-of-love-being-difficult-if-it-was-easy-then-everyone/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

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