--- title: "17 Nanny Ogg Quotes by 1 author" description: "Browse 17 Nanny Ogg quotes by 1 author. Discover the best Nanny Ogg sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6f8/terry-pratchett-19_belief_but-all-them-things-exist-said-nanny-ogg_100772.jpg" --- > [“But all them things exist," said Nanny Ogg. "That's no call to go around believing in them. It only encourages 'em.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/but-all-them-things-exist-said-nanny-ogg-that-s-no-call-to-go-around/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6f8/terry-pratchett-19_belief_but-all-them-things-exist-said-nanny-ogg_100772.jpg) > [Nanny Ogg never did any housework herself, but she was the cause of housework in other people.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/nanny-ogg-never-did-any-housework-herself-but-she-was-the-cause-of/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0a1/terry-pratchett-19_causes_nanny-ogg-never-did-any-housework-hersel_1682866.jpg) > [“Oh, we're always all right. You remember that. We happen to other people. -Nanny Ogg”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/oh-we-re-always-all-right-you-remember-that-we-happen-to-other-people/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/020/terry-pratchett-19_remember_oh-we-re-always-all-right-you-remember-t_2485161.jpg) > [Nanny Ogg looked under her bed in case there was a man there. Well, you never knew your luck.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/nanny-ogg-looked-under-her-bed-in-case-there-was-a-man-there-well-you/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c66/terry-pratchett-19_bed_nanny-ogg-looked-under-her-bed-in-case-t_2664178.jpg) > [“Nanny Ogg never did any housework herself, but she was the cause of housework”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/nanny-ogg-never-did-any-housework-herself-but-she-was-the-cause-of-2/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5a0/terry-pratchett-19_housework_nanny-ogg-never-did-any-housework-hersel_2994084.jpg) > [Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana', but didn't know how you stopped.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/nanny-ogg-knew-how-to-start-spelling-banana-but-didn-t-know-how-you/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b08/terry-pratchett-19_bananas_nanny-ogg-knew-how-to-start-spelling-ban_2333988.jpg) > [“Nanny Ogg gave this the same consideration as would a nuclear physicist who'd just been told that someone was banging two bits…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/nanny-ogg-gave-this-the-same-consideration-as-would-a-nuclear/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e41/terry-pratchett-19_discworld_nanny-ogg-gave-this-the-same-considerati_1930527.jpg) > [“Nanny Ogg was an attractive lady, which is not the same as being beautiful. She fascinated Casanunda. She was an incredibly comfortable…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/nanny-ogg-was-an-attractive-lady-which-is-not-the-same-as-being/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/396/terry-pratchett-19_beauty_nanny-ogg-was-an-attractive-lady-which-i_2711335.jpg) > [“Ah…it says here that she was, I mean is, fairer than all the stars in heaven….” They all looked at Tiffany. “You…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/ah-it-says-here-that-she-was-i-mean-is-fairer-than-all-the-stars-in/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/23b/terry-pratchett-19_quote_ah-it-says-here-that-she-was-i-mean-is-f_1015838.jpg) > [“Er, excuse me,' said the man as Nanny Ogg turned away, 'but what is that on your shoulders?' 'It's. . . a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/er-excuse-me-said-the-man-as-nanny-ogg-turned-away-but-what-is-that/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4eb/terry-pratchett-19_cats_er-excuse-me-said-the-man-as-nanny-ogg-t_2402984.jpg) > [“Nanny Ogg appreciated fine wine in her very own way. It would never have occurred to Casanunda that anyone would top up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/nanny-ogg-appreciated-fine-wine-in-her-very-own-way-it-would-never/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9ee/terry-pratchett-19_fine-wine_nanny-ogg-appreciated-fine-wine-in-her-v_154022.jpg) > [It wasn't that Nanny Ogg sang badly. It was just that she could hit notes which, when amplified by a tin bath…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/it-wasn-t-that-nanny-ogg-sang-badly-it-was-just-that-she-could-hit/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a91/terry-pratchett-19_baths_it-wasn-t-that-nanny-ogg-sang-badly-it-w_85918.jpg) > [Nanny Ogg could see the future in the froth on a beer mug. It invariably showed that she was going to enjoy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/nanny-ogg-could-see-the-future-in-the-froth-on-a-beer-mug-it/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/958/terry-pratchett-19_beer_nanny-ogg-could-see-the-future-in-the-fr_1923790.jpg) > [Divers alarums and excursions', she read, uncertainly. 'That means lots of terrible happenings, said Magrat. 'You always put that in plays.' Alarums…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/divers-alarums-and-excursions-she-read-uncertainly-that-means-lots-of/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dab/terry-pratchett-19_being-nice_divers-alarums-and-excursions-she-read-u_2105138.jpg) > [“Typical artist,' said Granny. 'He just painted the showy stuff in the front... And what about these cherubs? We're not going to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/typical-artist-said-granny-he-just-painted-the-showy-stuff-in-the/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b5a/terry-pratchett-19_art_typical-artist-said-granny-he-just-paint_953926.jpg) > [“Here, how did you get out of the castle?" said Granny. "The esteemed Nanny Ogg assisted me," said the king. "I reasoned,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/here-how-did-you-get-out-of-the-castle-said-granny-the-esteemed-nanny/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/69e/terry-pratchett-19_stones-afraid_here-how-did-you-get-out-of-the-castle-s_741310.jpg) > [“Magrat liked to think she was good with children, and worried that she wasn’t. She didn’t like them very much, and worried…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/magrat-liked-to-think-she-was-good-with-children-and-worried-that-she/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d14/terry-pratchett-19_children_magrat-liked-to-think-she-was-good-with_309867.jpg) ## Top authors on Nanny Ogg - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b023/author-terry-pratchett-89528.jpg) Terry Pratchett 17 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/nanny-ogg/terry-pratchett/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/nanny-ogg/#itemlist", "name": "Nanny Ogg Quotes", "numberOfItems": 17, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“But all them things exist,\" said Nanny Ogg. \"That's no call to go around believing in them. 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