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title: "6 Named Penis Quotes by 4 authors"
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> [I named my penis truth, coz bitches can't take it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-named-my-penis-truth-coz-bitches-can-t-take-it/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e7e/nikhil-saluja-26_bitches_i-named-my-penis-truth-coz-bitches-can-t_454155.jpg)

> [I named my penis Attention, because we all know how much women love fucking attention.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-named-my-penis-attention-because-we-all-know-how-much-women-love/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3d2/nikhil-saluja-26_focus_i-named-my-penis-attention-because-we-al_916787.jpg)

> [I named my penis the truth. Bitches can't handle it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-named-my-penis-the-truth-bitches-can-t-handle-it/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6a3/anonymous-1_funny_i-named-my-penis-the-truth-bitches-can-t_1217408.jpg)

> [I named my penis Cybertron. Because when he transforms, you are fucked.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-named-my-penis-cybertron-because-when-he-transforms-you-are-fucked/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/165/anonymous-1_funny_i-named-my-penis-cybertron-because-when_1993990.jpg)

> [I named my penis the truth because most girls can't handle it](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author-name/i-named-my-penis-the-truth-because-most-girls-can-t-handle-it/)

[Author Name](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/author-name/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f63/author-name-101_funny_i-named-my-penis-the-truth-because-most_2032407.jpg)

> [“Oh God,” she groaned. “We just named your penis. Honeymoon’s over.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tessa-bailey/oh-god-she-groaned-we-just-named-your-penis-honeymoon-s-over/)

[Tessa Bailey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tessa-bailey/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/208/tessa-bailey-2209_oh-god_oh-god-she-groaned-we-just-named-your-pe_2216193.jpg)

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