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> [That's what they want: two women. Fellas, I think that's a bit lofty. Because, come on, think about it - if you can't satisfy that one woman, why do you want to piss off another one? Why have two angry…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wanda-sykes/that-s-what-they-want-two-women-fellas-i-think-that-s-a-bit-lofty/)

[Wanda Sykes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wanda-sykes/)

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## More by Wanda Sykes

> [If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the same sex.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wanda-sykes/if-you-don-t-believe-in-same-sex-marriage-then-don-t-marry-somebody/)

[Wanda Sykes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wanda-sykes/)

> [There are just so many more laws and rules that apply with marriage that do not come with domestic partnership and also to me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wanda-sykes/there-are-just-so-many-more-laws-and-rules-that-apply-with-marriage/)

[Wanda Sykes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wanda-sykes/)

> [I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I've never found any strange panties in my dog's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wanda-sykes/i-hate-when-women-compare-men-to-dogs-men-are-not-dogs-dogs-are-loyal/)

[Wanda Sykes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wanda-sykes/)

> [I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wanda-sykes/i-have-a-funny-family-but-none-of-them-are-remotely-in-show-business/)

[Wanda Sykes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wanda-sykes/)

> [I have a well-balanced show. It's 50/50 on men/women, and also African-American/white writers, it's the same thing. I have four African-American writers, and four…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wanda-sykes/i-have-a-well-balanced-show-it-s-50-50-on-men-women-and-also-african/)

[Wanda Sykes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wanda-sykes/)

> [A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wanda-sykes/a-woman-would-pitch-a-joke-nothing-then-a-guy-would-pitch-it-and/)

[Wanda Sykes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wanda-sykes/)

> [The government shouldn't be involved in this because it's very simple. If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wanda-sykes/the-government-shouldn-t-be-involved-in-this-because-it-s-very-simple/)

[Wanda Sykes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wanda-sykes/)

> [When my parents send me emails the first 3 are blank.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wanda-sykes/when-my-parents-send-me-emails-the-first-3-are-blank/)

[Wanda Sykes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wanda-sykes/)

> [It's easier to rip somebody to shreds while you're making them laugh.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wanda-sykes/it-s-easier-to-rip-somebody-to-shreds-while-you-re-making-them-laugh/)

[Wanda Sykes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wanda-sykes/)

> [Yeah, I had top-secret clearance and everything.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wanda-sykes/yeah-i-had-top-secret-clearance-and-everything/)

[Wanda Sykes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wanda-sykes/)

> [I knew something was wrong with the economy when the shampoo girl at my salon closed on a six bedroom house.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wanda-sykes/i-knew-something-was-wrong-with-the-economy-when-the-shampoo-girl-at/)

[Wanda Sykes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wanda-sykes/)

> [If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wanda-sykes/if-you-re-passionate-about-your-work-it-makes-the-people-around-you/)

[Wanda Sykes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wanda-sykes/)

> [I watch Jay. I watch 'Letterman'. I flip back and forth between 'Conan' and 'Letterman', especially the top of the show for those guys.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wanda-sykes/i-watch-jay-i-watch-letterman-i-flip-back-and-forth-between-conan-and/)

[Wanda Sykes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wanda-sykes/)

> [I always had one goal, and that was to be a real funny stand-up comic, and that's pretty much what I'm doing. And everything…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wanda-sykes/i-always-had-one-goal-and-that-was-to-be-a-real-funny-stand-up-comic/)

[Wanda Sykes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wanda-sykes/)

> [I watched a lot of comedy growing up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wanda-sykes/i-watched-a-lot-of-comedy-growing-up/)

[Wanda Sykes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wanda-sykes/)

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