--- title: "10 Mystery men Quotes by 9 authors" description: "Browse 10 Mystery men quotes by 9 authors. Discover the best Mystery men sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5e9/ben-stiller-7406_compass_i-don-t-need-a-compass-to-tell-me-which_3228623.jpg" --- > [I don't need a compass to tell me which way the wind shines !](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ben-stiller/i-don-t-need-a-compass-to-tell-me-which-way-the-wind-shines/) [Ben Stiller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ben-stiller/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5e9/ben-stiller-7406_compass_i-don-t-need-a-compass-to-tell-me-which_3228623.jpg) > [Mystery Men you can take grandma, you can take everyone to see this film.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kel-mitchell/mystery-men-you-can-take-grandma-you-can-take-everyone-to-see-this/) [Kel Mitchell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kel-mitchell/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/106/kel-mitchell-25459_cinema_mystery-men-you-can-take-grandma-you-can_906600.jpg) > [Everybody cryin' mercy / When they don't know the meaning of the word.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mose-allison/everybody-cryin-mercy-when-they-don-t-know-the-meaning-of-the-word/) [Mose Allison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mose-allison/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/453/mose-allison-11837_compassion_everybody-cryin-mercy-when-they-don-t-kn_2383878.jpg) > [He felt like the invisible boy. When he got to be part of the mystery Men he felt like he had a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kel-mitchell/he-felt-like-the-invisible-boy-when-he-got-to-be-part-of-the-mystery/) [Kel Mitchell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kel-mitchell/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4e2/kel-mitchell-25459_boy_he-felt-like-the-invisible-boy-when-he-g_2740763.jpg) > [What was that movie you made with Ben, "Mystery Men"? That movie was so bad, I fired my agent! Gene Siskel was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-ross/what-was-that-movie-you-made-with-ben-mystery-men-that-movie-was-so/) [Jeff Ross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-ross/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3d0/jeff-ross-7690_easy-way_what-was-that-movie-you-made-with-ben-my_2603424.png) > [You know, my brother won't walk out of a restaurant with me anymore because he doesn't want to be linked to me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ashley-greene/you-know-my-brother-won-t-walk-out-of-a-restaurant-with-me-anymore/) [Ashley Greene](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ashley-greene/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/195/ashley-greene-4512_anymore_you-know-my-brother-won-t-walk-out-of-a_2250888.jpg) > [Fritz Mondale is not some synthetic Masked Marvel or Mystery Man. He is not made of silicon and micro-chip flakes. He is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lane-kirkland/fritz-mondale-is-not-some-synthetic-masked-marvel-or-mystery-man-he/) [Lane Kirkland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lane-kirkland/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/859/lane-kirkland-35057_american-politics_fritz-mondale-is-not-some-synthetic-mask_275855.png) > [Humanism is the creed of those who believe that in the circle of enwrapping mystery, men's fates are in their own hands…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-galsworthy/humanism-is-the-creed-of-those-who-believe-that-in-the-circle-of/) [John Galsworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-galsworthy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9f0/john-galsworthy-4232_atheism_humanism-is-the-creed-of-those-who-belie_2808375.jpg) > [“Mr. Carter spoke, “I think your grandfather will be glad to help. I can go to Greenfield and tell him the whole…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gertrude-chandler-warner/mr-carter-spoke-i-think-your-grandfather-will-be-glad-to-help-i-can/) [Gertrude Chandler Warner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gertrude-chandler-warner/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6da/gertrude-chandler-warner-15594_children_mr-carter-spoke-i-think-your-grandfather_887989.jpg) > [You're not very good at being contemplative," Milo said. "You always sound like some bad caricature of a philosopher, like those fortune…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amanda-hocking/you-re-not-very-good-at-being-contemplative-milo-said-you-always/) [Amanda Hocking](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amanda-hocking/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8fc/amanda-hocking-1305_caricatures_you-re-not-very-good-at-being-contemplat_1232003.png) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/mystery-men/#itemlist", "name": "Mystery men Quotes", "numberOfItems": 10, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I don't need a compass to tell me which way the wind shines !", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Ben Stiller" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ben-stiller/i-don-t-need-a-compass-to-tell-me-which-way-the-wind-shines/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5e9/ben-stiller-7406_compass_i-don-t-need-a-compass-to-tell-me-which_3228623.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5e9/ben-stiller-7406_compass_i-don-t-need-a-compass-to-tell-me-which_3228623.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5e9/ben-stiller-7406_compass_i-don-t-need-a-compass-to-tell-me-which_3228623.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I don't need a compass to tell me which way the wind shines !” — Ben Stiller", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Mystery Men you can take grandma, you can take everyone to see this film.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Kel Mitchell" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kel-mitchell/mystery-men-you-can-take-grandma-you-can-take-everyone-to-see-this/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/106/kel-mitchell-25459_cinema_mystery-men-you-can-take-grandma-you-can_906600.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/106/kel-mitchell-25459_cinema_mystery-men-you-can-take-grandma-you-can_906600.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/106/kel-mitchell-25459_cinema_mystery-men-you-can-take-grandma-you-can_906600.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Mystery Men you can take grandma, you can take everyone to see this film.” — Kel Mitchell", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Everybody cryin' mercy / When they don't know the meaning of the word.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Mose Allison" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mose-allison/everybody-cryin-mercy-when-they-don-t-know-the-meaning-of-the-word/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/453/mose-allison-11837_compassion_everybody-cryin-mercy-when-they-don-t-kn_2383878.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/453/mose-allison-11837_compassion_everybody-cryin-mercy-when-they-don-t-kn_2383878.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/453/mose-allison-11837_compassion_everybody-cryin-mercy-when-they-don-t-kn_2383878.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Everybody cryin' mercy / When they don't know the meaning of the word.” — Mose Allison", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "He felt like the invisible boy. 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