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title: "1,777 My wife Quotes by 1,207 authors"
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> [I don't get any money from my wife.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-federline/i-don-t-get-any-money-from-my-wife/)

[Kevin Federline](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-federline/)

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> [I'll do anything for my wife, it's turning out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emo-philips/i-ll-do-anything-for-my-wife-it-s-turning-out/)

[Emo Philips](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emo-philips/)

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> [You can ask my wife about my stamina,](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-smith-sr/you-can-ask-my-wife-about-my-stamina/)

[Steve Smith, Sr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-smith-sr/)

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> [My wife, the star I steer by.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-mccullough/my-wife-the-star-i-steer-by/)

[David McCullough](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-mccullough/)

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> [My wife's married. I'm not.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-barkley/my-wife-s-married-i-m-not/)

[Charles Barkley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-barkley/)

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> [I miss my wife's cooking - as often as I can.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henny-youngman/i-miss-my-wife-s-cooking-as-often-as-i-can/)

[Henny Youngman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henny-youngman/)

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> [My wife watches me like a hawk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carl-icahn/my-wife-watches-me-like-a-hawk/)

[Carl Icahn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carl-icahn/)

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> [I want my next girlfriend to be my wife.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-matsunaga/i-want-my-next-girlfriend-to-be-my-wife/)

[Daniel Matsunaga](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-matsunaga/)

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> [I don't do much cooking, but one of my favorite dishes to eat is my wife's macaroni and cheese.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ice-cube/i-don-t-do-much-cooking-but-one-of-my-favorite-dishes-to-eat-is-my/)

[Ice Cube](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ice-cube/)

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> [My wife always has a splitting archetype whenever I want to have sex.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/my-wife-always-has-a-splitting-archetype-whenever-i-want-to-have-sex/)

[Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/)

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> [My guitar is half my life and my wife is the other half.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/huddie-william-ledbetter/my-guitar-is-half-my-life-and-my-wife-is-the-other-half/)

[Huddie William Ledbetter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/huddie-william-ledbetter/)

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> [I walked in on my wife and the milkman, the first thing she says is "don't tell the butcher"!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-dangerfield/i-walked-in-on-my-wife-and-the-milkman-the-first-thing-she-says-is/)

[Rodney Dangerfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-dangerfield/)

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> [My wife is so stupendously ugly it is easier to take her with me than to kiss her goodbye.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/max-miller/my-wife-is-so-stupendously-ugly-it-is-easier-to-take-her-with-me-than/)

[Max Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/max-miller/)

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> [My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-monkhouse/my-wife-was-fitted-with-a-coil-for-about-18-months-i-hated-it-she/)

[Bob Monkhouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-monkhouse/)

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> [Eccentricity may be diverting, Mama, but it is out of place in a wife: certainly in my wife!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/georgette-heyer/eccentricity-may-be-diverting-mama-but-it-is-out-of-place-in-a-wife/)

[Georgette Heyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/georgette-heyer/)

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> [I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said "No, one drag is enough".](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-dangerfield/i-asked-my-wife-if-she-enjoys-a-cigarette-after-sex-and-she-said-no/)

[Rodney Dangerfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-dangerfield/)

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> [Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-rivers/why-should-a-woman-cook-so-her-husband-can-say-my-wife-makes-a/)

[Joan Rivers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-rivers/)

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> [I could lie and say my wife cooks for me, but she doesn't. My wife has never learnt cooking but she has…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shahrukh-khan/i-could-lie-and-say-my-wife-cooks-for-me-but-she-doesn-t-my-wife-has/)

[Shahrukh Khan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shahrukh-khan/)

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> [There are also many things my wife can't stand about me, and there are certain capacities that she has that are different…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ian-bogost/there-are-also-many-things-my-wife-can-t-stand-about-me-and-there-are/)

[Ian Bogost](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ian-bogost/)

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> [My wife said to me: 'If you won the lottery, would you still love me?' I said: 'Of course I would. I'd…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-carson/my-wife-said-to-me-if-you-won-the-lottery-would-you-still-love-me-i/)

[Frank Carson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-carson/)

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> [When my hair is long enough to be cut, I go to my wife's hairdresser, and she generally pays for it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richie-benaud/when-my-hair-is-long-enough-to-be-cut-i-go-to-my-wife-s-hairdresser/)

[Richie Benaud](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richie-benaud/)

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> [I really don't want to thank my wife because I could be bussing tables at the Daily Grill right now if not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-downey-jr/i-really-don-t-want-to-thank-my-wife-because-i-could-be-bussing/)

[Robert Downey, Jr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-downey-jr/)

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> [My wife can look at me in a certain way and I can tell by her eyes how she's feeling about me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pete-wentz/my-wife-can-look-at-me-in-a-certain-way-and-i-can-tell-by-her-eyes/)

[Pete Wentz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pete-wentz/)

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> [When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. My wife dresses…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henny-youngman/when-a-man-opens-a-car-door-for-his-wife-it-s-either-a-new-car-or-a-2/)

[Henny Youngman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henny-youngman/)

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> [Love is giving someone everything on your plate; saying to them that you are full when you aren't. I could be better…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chad-urmston/love-is-giving-someone-everything-on-your-plate-saying-to-them-that/)

[Chad Urmston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chad-urmston/)

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> [I was definitely honored to be chosen, but I just didn't feel ready to be pitching in big games yet. It was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cc-sabathia/i-was-definitely-honored-to-be-chosen-but-i-just-didn-t-feel-ready-to/)

[CC Sabathia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cc-sabathia/)

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> [I walked out of the theater and started crying. My wife asked me, 'Why are you crying?' I said, 'Because I can't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dustin-hoffman/i-walked-out-of-the-theater-and-started-crying-my-wife-asked-me-why/)

[Dustin Hoffman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dustin-hoffman/)

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> [My wife, well she has extensive experience, because before becoming the first lady, she was the wife of the CEO of a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lee-myung-bak/my-wife-well-she-has-extensive-experience-because-before-becoming-the/)

[Lee Myung-bak](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lee-myung-bak/)

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> [God, my parents, my wife. I don't have a lot of friends, because I'm always moving around. I don't drink, so I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/herschel-walker/god-my-parents-my-wife-i-don-t-have-a-lot-of-friends-because-i-m/)

[Herschel Walker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/herschel-walker/)

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> [My wife's brother has a little house on a small island in the Baltic Sea, and we go there at Christmas. The…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-frost/my-wife-s-brother-has-a-little-house-on-a-small-island-in-the-baltic/)

[Nick Frost](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-frost/)

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> [If there is an amateur reader still left in the world—or anybody who just reads and runs—I ask him or her, with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-there-is-an-amateur-reader-still-left-in-the-world-or-anybody-who/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [ On average, once a month for the last 10 years since her \[Harper Lee\] stroke, we have sat and talked and told… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wayne-flynt/on-average-once-a-month-for-the-last-10-years-since-her-harper-lee/)

[Wayne Flynt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wayne-flynt/)

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> [When winter fails to provide an adequate snow base, my boys bring their sleds in the house and ride them down the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-eldredge/when-winter-fails-to-provide-an-adequate-snow-base-my-boys-bring/)

[John Eldredge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-eldredge/)

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> [I always wanted to be an actor. I was one of those lucky kids - or cursed kids - who always knew…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-matheson/i-always-wanted-to-be-an-actor-i-was-one-of-those-lucky-kids-or/)

[Tim Matheson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-matheson/)

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> [I'm able to lead my life as well as make a film. My wife and my friends and people around me know…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/guy-pearce/i-m-able-to-lead-my-life-as-well-as-make-a-film-my-wife-and-my/)

[Guy Pearce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/guy-pearce/)

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> [I suppose I could read more fiction, but I haven't moved in that direction. I'd like more time even though I spend…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-helprin/i-suppose-i-could-read-more-fiction-but-i-haven-t-moved-in-that/)

[Mark Helprin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-helprin/)

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> [What would be a perfect day for me? I'd like to fly the Millennium Falcon to a small café outside of Vienna,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joel-mchale/what-would-be-a-perfect-day-for-me-i-d-like-to-fly-the-millennium/)

[Joel McHale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joel-mchale/)

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> [My wife, my Mary, goes to her sleep the way you would close the door of a closet. So many times I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-steinbeck/my-wife-my-mary-goes-to-her-sleep-the-way-you-would-close-the-door-of/)

[John Steinbeck](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-steinbeck/)

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> [My act now is completely different. I took two years off when I first got with my wife and it was because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mohr/my-act-now-is-completely-different-i-took-two-years-off-when-i-first/)

[Jay Mohr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mohr/)

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> [I would injure no man, and should provoke no resentment. I would relieve every distress, and should enjoy the benedictions of gratitude.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samuel-johnson/i-would-injure-no-man-and-should-provoke-no-resentment-i-would/)

[Samuel Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samuel-johnson/)

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                        "text": "My wife, my Mary, goes to her sleep the way you would close the door of a closet. So many times I have watched her with envy. Her lovely body squirms a moment as though she fitted herself into a cocoon. She sighs once and at the end of it her eyes close and her lips, untroubled, fall into that wise and remote smile of the Ancient Greek gods. She smiles all night in her sleep, her breath purrs in her throat, not a snore, a kitten's purr... She loves to sleep and sleep welcomes her.",
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                        "text": "I would injure no man, and should provoke no resentment. I would relieve every distress, and should enjoy the benedictions of gratitude. I would choose my friends among the wise and my wife among the virtuous, and therefore should be in no danger from treachery or unkindness. My children should by my care be learned and pious, and would repay to my age what their childhood had received.",
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