--- title: "294 My girlfriend Quotes by 237 authors" description: "Browse 294 My girlfriend quotes by 237 authors. Discover the best My girlfriend sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dcd/james-de-la-vega-32709_beauty_beauty-magazines-make-my-girlfriend-feel_1362598.png" --- > [Beauty magazines make my girlfriend feel ugly.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-de-la-vega/beauty-magazines-make-my-girlfriend-feel-ugly/) [James de la Vega](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-de-la-vega/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dcd/james-de-la-vega-32709_beauty_beauty-magazines-make-my-girlfriend-feel_1362598.png) > [I'm not a lesbian, but my girlfriend is.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gina-gershon/i-m-not-a-lesbian-but-my-girlfriend-is/) [Gina Gershon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gina-gershon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/345/gina-gershon-19474_actresses_i-m-not-a-lesbian-but-my-girlfriend-is-2_2038082.jpg) > [My girlfriend works at Hooters. In the kitchen.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mitch-hedberg/my-girlfriend-works-at-hooters-in-the-kitchen/) [Mitch Hedberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mitch-hedberg/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/36e/mitch-hedberg-695_funny_my-girlfriend-works-at-hooters-in-the-ki_1688111.png) > [Music is my wife and acting is my girlfriend.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-salling/music-is-my-wife-and-acting-is-my-girlfriend/) [Mark Salling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-salling/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4ba/mark-salling-14346_acting_music-is-my-wife-and-acting-is-my-girlfr_2011140.png) > [I'm married to football, baseball is my girlfriend.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/deion-sanders/i-m-married-to-football-baseball-is-my-girlfriend/) [Deion Sanders](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/deion-sanders/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/935/deion-sanders-12587_baseball_i-m-married-to-football-baseball-is-my-g_280745.png) > [When I'm falling, my girlfriends are my soft landing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anna-quindlen/when-i-m-falling-my-girlfriends-are-my-soft-landing/) [Anna Quindlen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anna-quindlen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b9d/anna-quindlen-467_fall_when-i-m-falling-my-girlfriends-are-my-s_1598538.png) > [My career is my girlfriend.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aaron-carter/my-career-is-my-girlfriend/) [Aaron Carter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aaron-carter/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c1f/aaron-carter-23770_career_my-career-is-my-girlfriend-1151334_1151334.png) > [I've stayed good friends with most of my girlfriends.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-gere/i-ve-stayed-good-friends-with-most-of-my-girlfriends/) [Richard Gere](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-gere/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b28/richard-gere-3534_friends_i-ve-stayed-good-friends-with-most-of-my_2908712.jpg) > [Take a look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I got. Not much of a girl friend, never seem to get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roger-hodgson/take-a-look-at-my-girlfriend-she-s-the-only-one-i-got-not-much-of-a/) [Roger Hodgson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roger-hodgson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1c4/roger-hodgson-32231_friendship_take-a-look-at-my-girlfriend-she-s-the-o_382699.png) > [My girlfriend thinks I look like a reptile - it's not the best.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-murray/my-girlfriend-thinks-i-look-like-a-reptile-it-s-not-the-best/) [Andy Murray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-murray/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a79/andy-murray-2414_girlfriend_my-girlfriend-thinks-i-look-like-a-repti_1702184.png) > [I don't know what I would have done so many times in my life if I hadn't had my girlfriends.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/reese-witherspoon/i-don-t-know-what-i-would-have-done-so-many-times-in-my-life-if-i/) [Reese Witherspoon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/reese-witherspoon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b92/reese-witherspoon-2395_date_i-don-t-know-what-i-would-have-done-so-m_3030547.jpg) > [I love getting a smile out of my girlfriend - that makes me feel like I'm seen, or heard.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jason-mraz/i-love-getting-a-smile-out-of-my-girlfriend-that-makes-me-feel-like-i/) [Jason Mraz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jason-mraz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2c1/jason-mraz-975_feels_i-love-getting-a-smile-out-of-my-girlfri_2154734.jpg) > [I never broke up with my girlfriends, they broke up with me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/manny-pacquiao/i-never-broke-up-with-my-girlfriends-they-broke-up-with-me/) [Manny Pacquiao](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/manny-pacquiao/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/129/manny-pacquiao-3255_broke_i-never-broke-up-with-my-girlfriends-the_1479183.png) > [Yeah, that’s exactly what I want. To help my girlfriend get her old boyfriend back.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/yeah-that-s-exactly-what-i-want-to-help-my-girlfriend-get-her-old-2/) [Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/921/richelle-mead-46_boyfriend_yeah-that-s-exactly-what-i-want-to-help_3191618.jpg) > [My girlfriend is sad and quiet and keeps me up all night worrying about her.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rainbow-rowell/my-girlfriend-is-sad-and-quiet-and-keeps-me-up-all-night-worrying/) [Rainbow Rowell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rainbow-rowell/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/63f/rainbow-rowell-135_girlfriend_my-girlfriend-is-sad-and-quiet-and-keeps_3223503.jpg) > [My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty."](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-carr/my-girlfriend-said-she-wanted-me-to-tease-her-so-i-said-alright-fatty/) [Jimmy Carr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-carr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c31/jimmy-carr-6018_alright_my-girlfriend-said-she-wanted-me-to-teas_1714625.jpg) > [My girlfriend said: 'If you loved me you wouldn't drink so much', I said: 'If I didn't drink so much I probably…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-mule-deer/my-girlfriend-said-if-you-loved-me-you-wouldn-t-drink-so-much-i-said/) [Gary Mule Deer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-mule-deer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4b2/gary-mule-deer-81488_drink_my-girlfriend-said-if-you-loved-me-you-w_7506.jpg) > [I would love to close my eyes and see myself with my girlfriend when we're 99 years old and I have a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-messina/i-would-love-to-close-my-eyes-and-see-myself-with-my-girlfriend-when/) [Chris Messina](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-messina/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/918/chris-messina-12033_challenges_i-would-love-to-close-my-eyes-and-see-my_858870.jpg) > [I listen to Neil Young and jazz and classical stations and, if my girlfriend's driving, it tends to be Hall & Oates.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-listen-to-neil-young-and-jazz-and-classical-stations-and-if-my/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dd9/anonymous-1_driving_i-listen-to-neil-young-and-jazz-and-clas_643701.jpg) > [She's my wife, not my girlfriend. Maybe for her it is better. For me, she's still the same girl, just my wife](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikolay-davydenko/she-s-my-wife-not-my-girlfriend-maybe-for-her-it-is-better-for-me-she/) [Nikolay Davydenko](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikolay-davydenko/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/017/nikolay-davydenko-56528_girl_she-s-my-wife-not-my-girlfriend-maybe-fo_1473728.png) > [My first wife was a brunette, and Barbi Benton, my major romantic relationship of the early 1970s, was a brunette. But since…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hugh-hefner/my-first-wife-was-a-brunette-and-barbi-benton-my-major-romantic/) [Hugh Hefner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hugh-hefner/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d3d/hugh-hefner-2102_brunette_my-first-wife-was-a-brunette-and-barbi-b_1121070.png) > [You are my girlfriend," whispered Matthew. " You're my girl and I'm your guy, and you're my girl and I'm your guy.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/e-lockhart/you-are-my-girlfriend-whispered-matthew-you-re-my-girl-and-i-m-your-2/) [E. Lockhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/e-lockhart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e6a/e-lockhart-1636_fighting_you-are-my-girlfriend-whispered-matthew_2295561.png) > [When I turned 18, I skipped my party to take my girlfriend on a road trip. It turned out to be an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-hartnett/when-i-turned-18-i-skipped-my-party-to-take-my-girlfriend-on-a-road/) [Josh Hartnett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-hartnett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/513/josh-hartnett-8485_birthday_when-i-turned-18-i-skipped-my-party-to-t_646693.png) > [The more time went by, the more something just happened, an Oh my god - I want to love someone freely and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-page/the-more-time-went-by-the-more-something-just-happened-an-oh-my-god-i/) [Ellen Page](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-page/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5bf/ellen-page-2745_girlfriend_the-more-time-went-by-the-more-something_2058691.jpg) > [I'm standing behind a wall of jokes. You don't know about my personal life, my girlfriends, or what I do when I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-wright/i-m-standing-behind-a-wall-of-jokes-you-don-t-know-about-my-personal/) [Steven Wright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-wright/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/79a/steven-wright-432_anything_i-m-standing-behind-a-wall-of-jokes-you_635334.jpg) > [Now I understand why people do drugs, why people drink, and why people go crazy. As the success level goes up and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/now-i-understand-why-people-do-drugs-why-people-drink-and-why-people/) [Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/156/gabriel-iglesias-1974_careers_now-i-understand-why-people-do-drugs-why_1421499.png) > [We have parties at my house. My girlfriends and I play our iPods, with all of our favorite songs. We pick our…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/avril-lavigne/we-have-parties-at-my-house-my-girlfriends-and-i-play-our-ipods-with/) [Avril Lavigne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/avril-lavigne/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/308/avril-lavigne-1570_camera_we-have-parties-at-my-house-my-girlfrien_979227.png) > [She got really mad a month ago, because she had e-mailed me a naked picture of herself - which is a nice…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-jeselnik/she-got-really-mad-a-month-ago-because-she-had-e-mailed-me-a-naked/) [Anthony Jeselnik](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-jeselnik/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/da0/anthony-jeselnik-1838_care_she-got-really-mad-a-month-ago-because-s_921605.png) > [I'd like to say that I am romantic person, but I don't think I am. When I won my first tournament I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-murray/i-d-like-to-say-that-i-am-romantic-person-but-i-don-t-think-i-am-when/) [Andy Murray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-murray/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c1f/andy-murray-2414_celebrate_i-d-like-to-say-that-i-am-romantic-perso_2500080.jpg) > [To say she was my girlfriend was absurd: no one the wrong side of thirty has a girlfriend… I suppose I ought…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-harris/to-say-she-was-my-girlfriend-was-absurd-no-one-the-wrong-side-of/) [Robert Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-harris/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ea1/robert-harris-2039_absurd_to-say-she-was-my-girlfriend-was-absurd_2024680.png) > [Actually my relationships with my girlfriends have become that much deeper and more profound, because I'm like, huh, yeah, I don't have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zoe-bell/actually-my-relationships-with-my-girlfriends-have-become-that-much/) [Zoe Bell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zoe-bell/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e95/zoe-bell-4056_crazy_actually-my-relationships-with-my-girlfr_3057256.jpg) > [My girlfriend tells me if I'm doing a movie I'm a roller coaster of emotions all the time, but on 'Boardwalk,' because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-huston/my-girlfriend-tells-me-if-i-m-doing-a-movie-i-m-a-roller-coaster-of/) [Jack Huston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-huston/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cb3/jack-huston-45788_boardwalks_my-girlfriend-tells-me-if-i-m-doing-a-mo_827614.jpg) > [So," he said as we turned onto the main road, the muffler rattling, "I've been thinking." "Yeah?" He nodded. "You really need…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-dessen/so-he-said-as-we-turned-onto-the-main-road-the-muffler-rattling-i-ve/) [Sarah Dessen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-dessen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a68/sarah-dessen-110_be-my-girlfriend_so-he-said-as-we-turned-onto-the-main-ro_2131978.jpg) > [Dreams, dreams. I walk them; I live them. I delude myself with them. It's a wonder I can spot reality anymore. "…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/dreams-dreams-i-walk-them-i-live-them-i-delude-myself-with-them-it-s/) [Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/626/richelle-mead-46_dream_dreams-dreams-i-walk-them-i-live-them-i_752109.jpg) > [If religion is a reaction of man, and nothing more, it seems to me that it represents a human desire for wrongdoers…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vince-gilligan/if-religion-is-a-reaction-of-man-and-nothing-more-it-seems-to-me-that/) [Vince Gilligan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vince-gilligan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/824/vince-gilligan-12018_arabia_if-religion-is-a-reaction-of-man-and-not_195438.jpg) > [I love you. I know the real you too. You think I don't but how easily you forget I was the one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/abbi-glines/i-love-you-i-know-the-real-you-too-you-think-i-don-t-but-how-easily/) [Abbi Glines](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/abbi-glines/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f00/abbi-glines-421_ashes_i-love-you-i-know-the-real-you-too-you-t_1513613.png) > [Growing up in rural Utah had a lot of benefits, but in an environment that prized conformity, fit wasn't one of them.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-todd-rose/growing-up-in-rural-utah-had-a-lot-of-benefits-but-in-an-environment/) [L. Todd Rose](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-todd-rose/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/755/l-todd-rose-30782_benefits_growing-up-in-rural-utah-had-a-lot-of-be_883350.jpg) > [His mother got her purse. His father reached for the door. "Scooter," he said, by way of good-bye, "have fun with your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ally-carter/his-mother-got-her-purse-his-father-reached-for-the-door-scooter-he/) [Ally Carter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ally-carter/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3d1/ally-carter-530_arms_his-mother-got-her-purse-his-father-reac_1827394.jpg) > [Honey, there’s not a single woman in this town who doesn’t know about Sanctuary, Land of the Bodacious Gods. Heck, me and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/honey-there-s-not-a-single-woman-in-this-town-who-doesn-t-know-about/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/173/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_awards_honey-there-s-not-a-single-woman-in-this_3163629.jpg) > [I've always written songs from a sad place. I can't think of one good song that I have written in a happy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ty-stone/i-ve-always-written-songs-from-a-sad-place-i-can-t-think-of-one-good/) [Ty Stone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ty-stone/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ead/ty-stone-82416_girl_i-ve-always-written-songs-from-a-sad-pla_2708674.jpg) ## Top authors on My girlfriend - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b004/author-anthony-jeselnik-14109.jpg) Anthony Jeselnik 20 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/my-girlfriend/anthony-jeselnik/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b013/author-jimmy-carr-49951.jpg) Jimmy Carr 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/my-girlfriend/jimmy-carr/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/my-girlfriend/#itemlist", "name": "My girlfriend Quotes", "numberOfItems": 40, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Beauty magazines make my girlfriend feel ugly.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "James de la Vega" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-de-la-vega/beauty-magazines-make-my-girlfriend-feel-ugly/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dcd/james-de-la-vega-32709_beauty_beauty-magazines-make-my-girlfriend-feel_1362598.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dcd/james-de-la-vega-32709_beauty_beauty-magazines-make-my-girlfriend-feel_1362598.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dcd/james-de-la-vega-32709_beauty_beauty-magazines-make-my-girlfriend-feel_1362598.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Beauty magazines make my girlfriend feel ugly.” — James de la Vega", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I'm not a lesbian, but my girlfriend is.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Gina Gershon" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gina-gershon/i-m-not-a-lesbian-but-my-girlfriend-is/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/345/gina-gershon-19474_actresses_i-m-not-a-lesbian-but-my-girlfriend-is-2_2038082.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/345/gina-gershon-19474_actresses_i-m-not-a-lesbian-but-my-girlfriend-is-2_2038082.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/345/gina-gershon-19474_actresses_i-m-not-a-lesbian-but-my-girlfriend-is-2_2038082.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I'm not a lesbian, but my girlfriend is.” — Gina Gershon", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "My girlfriend works at Hooters. 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