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title: "246 Mustache Quotes by 181 authors"
description: "Browse 246 Mustache quotes by 181 authors. Discover the best Mustache sayings and thoughts."
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> [No wife, no horse, no mustache](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-anton-wilson/no-wife-no-horse-no-mustache/)

[Robert Anton Wilson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-anton-wilson/)

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> [I look stupid without a mustache.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erik-griffin/i-look-stupid-without-a-mustache/)

[Erik Griffin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erik-griffin/)

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> [“Put that in your mustache and smoke it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/agatha-christie/put-that-in-your-mustache-and-smoke-it/)

[Agatha Christie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/agatha-christie/)

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> [Sometimes a milk mustache is just a milk mustache.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jesse-peyronel/sometimes-a-milk-mustache-is-just-a-milk-mustache/)

[Jesse Peyronel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jesse-peyronel/)

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> [My mustache gets so many questions he has his own agen now.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-selleck/my-mustache-gets-so-many-questions-he-has-his-own-agen-now/)

[Tom Selleck](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-selleck/)

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> [I married the reigning mustache champion.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/megan-mullally/i-married-the-reigning-mustache-champion/)

[Megan Mullally](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/megan-mullally/)

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> [Catholic girls with tiny little mustaches.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/catholic-girls-with-tiny-little-mustaches/)

[Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/)

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> [I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed mustache.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/curly-howard/i-had-beautiful-wavy-hair-and-a-waxed-mustache/)

[Curly Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/curly-howard/)

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> [“I want to have a punctuation mark on my face. I’d like to shape my mustache into a tilde sign.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-want-to-have-a-punctuation-mark-on-my-face-i-d-like-to-shape-my/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [“I love the way my hair, eyebrows, and my mustache. Look in the morning.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sagecanny/i-love-the-way-my-hair-eyebrows-and-my-mustache-look-in-the-morning/)

[SageCanny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sagecanny/)

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> [“I feel with a mullet and a mustache my job prospects would improve.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-feel-with-a-mullet-and-a-mustache-my-job-prospects-would-improve/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [“When I couldn’t grow a full beard I took it as a sign from God to grow a mustache instead.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/when-i-couldn-t-grow-a-full-beard-i-took-it-as-a-sign-from-god-to/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [“He sneers so regularly that I suspect he shaves his mustache only to spare his nose the whisker burn.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meredith-duran/he-sneers-so-regularly-that-i-suspect-he-shaves-his-mustache-only-to/)

[Meredith Duran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meredith-duran/)

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> [Hitler really ruined that mustache for everybody. It’s really an interesting mustache, but now, no one can wear it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-david/hitler-really-ruined-that-mustache-for-everybody-it-s-really-an/)

[Larry David](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larry-david/)

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> [“That being said, I will throw on the occasional false mustache.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/it-books/that-being-said-i-will-throw-on-the-occasional-false-mustache/)

[It Books](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/it-books/)

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> [When the jelly faced women all sneeze, hear the one with the mustache say I can't find my knees.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-dylan/when-the-jelly-faced-women-all-sneeze-hear-the-one-with-the-mustache/)

[Bob Dylan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-dylan/)

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> [The thing with the mustache is, it's a classic. A guy can always wear a mustache. But it's still tricky and potentially…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kayleen-schaefer/the-thing-with-the-mustache-is-it-s-a-classic-a-guy-can-always-wear-a/)

[Kayleen Schaefer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kayleen-schaefer/)

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> [Nowadays, if you have a mustache, people look at you like you're crazy. But when I was growing up, I never saw…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-connolly/nowadays-if-you-have-a-mustache-people-look-at-you-like-you-re-crazy/)

[Kevin Connolly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-connolly/)

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> [“His mustache was steely gray, trimmed to the textbook profile of the top half of a hamburger bun. I will not be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cara-mckenna/his-mustache-was-steely-gray-trimmed-to-the-textbook-profile-of-the/)

[Cara McKenna](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cara-mckenna/)

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> [The difficult part of writing about someone you don't admire is that it's easy to demonize them. What you get then is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-shaffer/the-difficult-part-of-writing-about-someone-you-don-t-admire-is-that/)

[Andrew Shaffer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-shaffer/)

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> [“If I told you I love you now How many seconds would it take How long would you allow All that I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/penny-reid/if-i-told-you-i-love-you-now-how-many-seconds-would-it-take-how-long/)

[Penny Reid](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/penny-reid/)

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> [“I loved his goatee even more than his mustache. It was so soft and white. I wanted to rub my face in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-spinelli/i-loved-his-goatee-even-more-than-his-mustache-it-was-so-soft-and/)

[Jerry Spinelli](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-spinelli/)

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> [Everything I do from now on, I'll have a mustache. I can promise you that. I don't care who I have to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ty-burrell/everything-i-do-from-now-on-i-ll-have-a-mustache-i-can-promise-you/)

[Ty Burrell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ty-burrell/)

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> [At the last minute, I couldn't wear the Hitler mustache because Tiger Stripe ate it; and then I didn't want to take…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/at-the-last-minute-i-couldn-t-wear-the-hitler-mustache-because-tiger/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

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> [I had to be clean-shaven all the time to play a Mormon missionary, so after I was done, I grew a mustache…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-rannells/i-had-to-be-clean-shaven-all-the-time-to-play-a-mormon-missionary-so/)

[Andrew Rannells](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-rannells/)

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> [Since I don't smoke, I decided to grow a mustache - it is better for the health. However, I always carried a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/salvador-dali/since-i-don-t-smoke-i-decided-to-grow-a-mustache-it-is-better-for-the/)

[Salvador Dali](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/salvador-dali/)

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> [I had a dream about a motorcycle," said Harry, remembering suddenly. "It was flying." Uncle Vernon nearly crashed into the car in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-had-a-dream-about-a-motorcycle-said-harry-remembering-suddenly-it/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [When I was first running marathons, we were sailing on a flat earth. We were afraid we'd get big legs, grow mustaches,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kathrine-switzer/when-i-was-first-running-marathons-we-were-sailing-on-a-flat-earth-we/)

[Kathrine Switzer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kathrine-switzer/)

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> [“Jean smirked, and delicately swirled the mic in his hands, careful not to make a sound. “Oui. C’est normal. C'est pas spécial.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zechariah-barrett/jean-smirked-and-delicately-swirled-the-mic-in-his-hands-careful-not/)

[Zechariah Barrett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zechariah-barrett/)

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> [My brother had a mustache, and when my brother had a mustache, it was cool. When I had a mustache, everyone just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hari-kondabolu/my-brother-had-a-mustache-and-when-my-brother-had-a-mustache-it-was/)

[Hari Kondabolu](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hari-kondabolu/)

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> [Alexia had spent long hours wondering over that mustache. Werewolves did not grow hair, as they did not age. Where had it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gail-carriger/alexia-had-spent-long-hours-wondering-over-that-mustache-werewolves/)

[Gail Carriger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gail-carriger/)

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> [There's no doubt that I really have a feeling for the theater. These past few days it has occurred to me to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/federico-garc-a-lorca/there-s-no-doubt-that-i-really-have-a-feeling-for-the-theater-these/)

[Federico Garcia Lorca](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/federico-garc-a-lorca/)

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> [“His beard was nonexistent, except for a carefully trimmed goatee that met his mustache on both sides of his mouth. The overall…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/his-beard-was-nonexistent-except-for-a-carefully-trimmed-goatee-that/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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> [Yorgos Lanthimos said, "What about if he's a bit soft?" And I said, "Yeah, I think you're right." He just comfort-eats a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/colin-farrell/yorgos-lanthimos-said-what-about-if-he-s-a-bit-soft-and-i-said-yeah-i/)

[Colin Farrell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/colin-farrell/)

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> [“A black boy brought Wilson's gin and he sipped it very slowly because he had nothing else to do except to return…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graham-greene/a-black-boy-brought-wilson-s-gin-and-he-sipped-it-very-slowly-because/)

[Graham Greene](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/graham-greene/)

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> [We could speak about the meaning of life vis-a-vis non-consequential/deontological theories, apodictic transformation schemata, the incoherence of exemplification, metaphysical realism, Cartesian interactive…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maira-kalman/we-could-speak-about-the-meaning-of-life-vis-a-vis-non-consequential/)

[Maira Kalman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maira-kalman/)

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> [“Uneasy Rider" Falling in love with a mustache is like saying you can fall in love with the way a man polishes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diane-wakoski/uneasy-rider-falling-in-love-with-a-mustache-is-like-saying-you-can/)

[Diane Wakoski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diane-wakoski/)

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> [I have a different idea of elegance. I don't dress like a fop, it's true, but my moral grooming is impeccable. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edmond-rostand/i-have-a-different-idea-of-elegance-i-don-t-dress-like-a-fop-it-s/)

[Edmond Rostand](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edmond-rostand/)

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> [“Well, if you insist. But, my dearest flower, how ghastly to consider that such a mustache must shadow the clean-shaven grandeur of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gail-carriger/well-if-you-insist-but-my-dearest-flower-how-ghastly-to-consider-that/)

[Gail Carriger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gail-carriger/)

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> [“This way to the widge. Edwin started. Heavens! Up till now, she realized, she had carefully avoided forming in her mind any…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judith-ivory/this-way-to-the-widge-edwin-started-heavens-up-till-now-she-realized/)

[Judith Ivory](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/judith-ivory/)

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                        "text": "“Jean smirked, and delicately swirled the mic in his hands, careful not to make a sound. “Oui. C’est normal. C'est pas spécial. I will give you something worthy of Holmes.” Jean set down the mic and proceeded toward the couple. As he approached them, he fiddled with his mustache for a moment, and then pulled it sharply. He winced at the sensation. “I have it,” he declared confidently. “You sir, are a thief.”",
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                        "text": "Alexia had spent long hours wondering over that mustache. Werewolves did not grow hair, as they did not age. Where had it come from? Had he always had it? For how many centuries had his poor abused upper lip labored under the burden of such vegetation?",
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                        "text": "There's no doubt that I really have a feeling for the theater. These past few days it has occurred to me to do a comedy whose chief characters are photographic enlargements. Those people we see in doorways. Newlyweds, sergeants, dead girls, an anonymous crowd full of mustaches and wrinkles. It should be terrible. If I focus it well, it will possess pathos without consolation. In the midst of those people I will place an authentic fairy.",
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                        "text": "Yorgos Lanthimos said, \"What about if he's a bit soft?\" And I said, \"Yeah, I think you're right.\" He just comfort-eats a little bit too much. He's just asleep in his own life and has let himself go. And the mustache, I don't know if it was him or I suggested it. But I remember my sister was watching me eat and she was like, \"God, does he have to be fat?\" And in retrospect I couldn't think of David being any other way because it affected the way I moved. It really did. It slowed me down in a way that I felt was conducive to kind of tapping into the spirit of the character.",
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                        "text": "“A black boy brought Wilson's gin and he sipped it very slowly because he had nothing else to do except to return to his hot and squalid room and read a novel - or a poem. Wilson liked poetry, but he absorbed it secretly, like a drug. The Golden Treasury accompanied him wherever he went, but it was taken at night in small doses - a finger of Longfellow, Macaulay, Mangan: 'Go on to tell how, with genius wasted, Betrayed in friendship, befooled in love...' His taste was romantic. For public exhibition he has his Wallace. He wanted passionately to be indistinguishable on the surface from other men: he wore his moustache like a club tie - it was his highest common factor, but his eyes betrayed him - brown dog's eyes, a setter's eyes, pointing mournfully towards Bond Street.”",
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                        "text": "We could speak about the meaning of life vis-a-vis non-consequential/deontological theories, apodictic transformation schemata, the incoherence of exemplification, metaphysical realism, Cartesian interactive dualism, revised non reductive dualism, postmodernist grammatology and dicey dichotomies. But we would still be left with Nietzsche's preposterous mustache which instills great anguish and skepticism in the brain, which leads (as it did in his case) to utter madness. I suggest we go to Paris instead.",
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                        "text": "“Uneasy Rider\" Falling in love with a mustache is like saying you can fall in love with the way a man polishes his shoes which, of course, is one of the things that turns on my tuned-up engine those trim buckled boots (I feel like an advertisement for men’s fashions when I think of your ankles) Yeats was hung up with a girl’s beautiful face and I find myself a bad moralist, a failing aesthetician, a sad poet, wanting to touch your arms and feel the muscles that make a man’s body have so much substance, that makes a woman lean and yearn in that direction that makes her melt/ she is a rainy day in your presence the pool of wax under a burning candle the foam from a waterfall You are more beautiful than any Harley-Davidson She is the rain, waits in it for you, finds blood spotting her legs from the long ride.”",
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                        "text": "I have a different idea of elegance. I don't dress like a fop, it's true, but my moral grooming is impeccable. I never appear in public with a soiled conscience, a tarnished honor, threadbare scruples, or an insult that I haven't washed away. I'm always immaculately clean, adorned with independence and frankness. I may not cut a stylish figure, but I hold my soul erect. I wear my deeds as ribbons, my wit is sharper then the finest mustache, and when I walk among men I make truths ring like spurs.",
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                        "text": "“Well, if you insist. But, my dearest flower, how ghastly to consider that such a mustache must shadow the clean-shaven grandeur of my domicile.' Lord Akeldama was rumored to insist that all his drones go without the dreaded lip skirt. The vampire had once had the vapors upon encountering an unexpected mustache around a corner of his hallway. Muttonchops were permitted in moderation, and only because they were currently all the rage among the most fashionable of London's gentlemen-about-town. Even so, they must be as well tended as the topiary of Hampton Court.”",
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                        "text": "“This way to the widge. Edwin started. Heavens! Up till now, she realized, she had carefully avoided forming in her mind any word for that part of a man. Even the scientific word made her vaguely uneasy; her sensibilities veered away from it. Still, she'd known immediately what Mr. Tremore referred to when he'd said *that*. His word seemed friendlier. A fond name. Were men fond of that part of themselves? It was certainly not the best part of statues; she made a point not to look there. And it changed, it grew. She'd read that astounding piece of information in a book. That was the worst part, the horror - or it had been the worst until this very moment, when it occurred to her that, goodness, a man might have hair there too. She did. Oh, something that grew larger, up and out of a tangle of hair. How disgusting. No, no, she mustn't think of it anymore. Enough. She must think of something else. The mustache.”",
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