--- title: "9 Mummy Daddy Quotes by 9 authors" description: "Browse 9 Mummy Daddy quotes by 9 authors. Discover the best Mummy Daddy sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/59a/jerome-howard-247601_curly_i-can-t-be-a-mummy-i-m-a-daddy-924457_924457.jpg" --- > [“I can't be a mummy, I'm a daddy!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerome-howard/i-can-t-be-a-mummy-i-m-a-daddy/) [Jerome Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerome-howard/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/59a/jerome-howard-247601_curly_i-can-t-be-a-mummy-i-m-a-daddy-924457_924457.jpg) > [The only reason I went for that goal is that I wanted to say: 'Now, mummy-daddy, will you love me?'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-lennon/the-only-reason-i-went-for-that-goal-is-that-i-wanted-to-say-now/) [John Lennon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-lennon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4e0/john-lennon-322_daddy_the-only-reason-i-went-for-that-goal-is_3036857.jpg) > [“Your mummy and daddy love you very much,’ she’d say. ‘But people can’t fry potatoes after they’re dead.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/morris-gleitzman/your-mummy-and-daddy-love-you-very-much-she-d-say-but-people-can-t/) [Morris Gleitzman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/morris-gleitzman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/229/morris-gleitzman-12796_mummy_your-mummy-and-daddy-love-you-very-much_2887003.jpg) > [When Mummy and Daddy were on the road all the time, they were workin'. I didn't see them really take a day…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cedella-marley/when-mummy-and-daddy-were-on-the-road-all-the-time-they-were-workin-i/) [Cedella Marley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cedella-marley/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8f2/cedella-marley-5536_day_when-mummy-and-daddy-were-on-the-road-al_326762.jpg) > [“Unfortunately, the case for equal opportunities, long established in liberal Western society, cuts no ice in the fundamentalist regime if the five-year…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/unfortunately-the-case-for-equal-opportunities-long-established-in/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4ad/anonymous-1_quote_unfortunately-the-case-for-equal-opportu_1445477.jpg) > [Those days of every child having a mummy and daddy who lived at home - Daddy went to work, and Mummy stayed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kate-winslet/those-days-of-every-child-having-a-mummy-and-daddy-who-lived-at-home/) [Kate Winslet](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kate-winslet/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8d6/kate-winslet-875_almost_those-days-of-every-child-having-a-mummy_2077626.jpg) > [My father was born into a family transport business and, as a kid, it was exciting having big trucks to sit in.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-coulthard/my-father-was-born-into-a-family-transport-business-and-as-a-kid-it/) [David Coulthard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-coulthard/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/034/david-coulthard-4868_business_my-father-was-born-into-a-family-transpo_2715223.jpg) > [“Mummy and Daddy want him to be an evil genius, but he has his heart set on Latin verse. Don’t you, Pill?”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gail-carriger/mummy-and-daddy-want-him-to-be-an-evil-genius-but-he-has-his-heart/) [Gail Carriger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gail-carriger/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f06/gail-carriger-1051_evil-genius_mummy-and-daddy-want-him-to-be-an-evil-g_2388825.jpg) > [“I may not have known much about pregnancies but I knew that you couldn’t have a son or a daughter without actually…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-boyne/i-may-not-have-known-much-about-pregnancies-but-i-knew-that-you/) [John Boyne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-boyne/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/73a/john-boyne-2944_children_i-may-not-have-known-much-about-pregnanc_1770342.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/mummy-daddy/#itemlist", "name": "Mummy Daddy Quotes", "numberOfItems": 9, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I can't be a mummy, I'm a daddy!”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jerome Howard" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerome-howard/i-can-t-be-a-mummy-i-m-a-daddy/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/59a/jerome-howard-247601_curly_i-can-t-be-a-mummy-i-m-a-daddy-924457_924457.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/59a/jerome-howard-247601_curly_i-can-t-be-a-mummy-i-m-a-daddy-924457_924457.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/59a/jerome-howard-247601_curly_i-can-t-be-a-mummy-i-m-a-daddy-924457_924457.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I can't be a mummy, I'm a daddy!” — Jerome Howard", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "The only reason I went for that goal is that I wanted to say: 'Now, mummy-daddy, will you love me?'", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "John Lennon" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-lennon/the-only-reason-i-went-for-that-goal-is-that-i-wanted-to-say-now/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4e0/john-lennon-322_daddy_the-only-reason-i-went-for-that-goal-is_3036857.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4e0/john-lennon-322_daddy_the-only-reason-i-went-for-that-goal-is_3036857.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4e0/john-lennon-322_daddy_the-only-reason-i-went-for-that-goal-is_3036857.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The only reason I went for that goal is that I wanted to say: 'Now, mummy-daddy, will you love me?'” — John Lennon", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Your mummy and daddy love you very much,’ she’d say. ‘But people can’t fry potatoes after they’re dead.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Morris Gleitzman" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/morris-gleitzman/your-mummy-and-daddy-love-you-very-much-she-d-say-but-people-can-t/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/229/morris-gleitzman-12796_mummy_your-mummy-and-daddy-love-you-very-much_2887003.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/229/morris-gleitzman-12796_mummy_your-mummy-and-daddy-love-you-very-much_2887003.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/229/morris-gleitzman-12796_mummy_your-mummy-and-daddy-love-you-very-much_2887003.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Your mummy and daddy love you very much,’ she’d say. ‘But people can’t fry potatoes after they’re dead.” — Morris Gleitzman", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "When Mummy and Daddy were on the road all the time, they were workin'. 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Don’t you, Pill?” The boy gave his sister a nasty stare. “Pillover is terribly bad at being bad, if you take my meaning. Our daddy is a founding member of the Death Weasel Confederacy, and Mummy is a kitchen chemist with questionable intent, but poor Pillover can’t even bring himself to murder ants with his Depraved Lens of Crispy Magnification. 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